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dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Mar 7th 2018 at 3:21:54 AM

518. The quality of weapons and armor almost solely depends on the metal it's made of. The skill of the black smith doesn't matter

Addendum: Any Ultimate Blacksmith is naturally the exception to this rule.

519. Few to no people have heard of the ultimate blacksmith and they live in some extremely remote location

edited 7th Mar '18 3:22:08 AM by dutchguy1986

aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Mar 7th 2018 at 4:30:55 AM

520: Psychiatry is never a valid medical profession. Thankfully, our heroes' deepest issues are usually resolved by the end of the game anyway.

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
Melon-Chan A (supposedly) kind young woman from Somewhere in the UTAU world Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
A (supposedly) kind young woman
Mar 7th 2018 at 5:34:12 AM

521: If you're doing a tug of war against three other people and you're the only one on your side, bring gloves.

"Hello, my name is Shiken Tesunichi... but, most people know me as Test Chan."
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Mar 7th 2018 at 5:46:56 AM

522. Sometimes the best way to win is by doing absolutely nothing.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
Mhazard RIBEY from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Mar 7th 2018 at 7:11:04 AM

524. If your pets are fainted just take them to a state funded hospital, and they'll be fine in seconds.

525. Three houses is enough for a town.

526. Even if you have a family your house only needs one bedroom with a single bed.

edited 7th Mar '18 7:11:33 AM by dutchguy1986

Bisected8 This is what happens when you're raised by birds from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
This is what happens when you're raised by birds
aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Mar 8th 2018 at 8:47:49 PM

528: All deaths in cutscenes are final. Your party's White Magician Girl and/or Combat Medic (and thus the best healer(s) in the world) will also be completely unable to resuscitate the victim of said death even if she is right there and can do so otherwise during the heat of battle.

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
vjoi We are cat & wolf!
We are cat & wolf!
Mar 8th 2018 at 10:46:28 PM

529:My claws are better then swords.

edited 8th Mar '18 10:46:48 PM by vjoi

KeironCioran Daddy of Siwa from Across the Universe Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Nyperold I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT! from The ''between''
I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT!
Feb 7th 2019 at 4:57:15 PM

533. The quality of metal in weapons and armor depends on its value as decoration, not its actual metallurgical properties.

534. It's no coincidence that "eat" rhymes with "feet". Get injured? Walk on that food!

How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:55:24 PM

535. When in doubt, look for someone with an exclamation mark on their head.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Feb 7th 2019 at 6:09:32 PM

535a: Or whose location is marked on the minimap.

536: If you're encountering more resistance than you normally do, you're on the right path.

Hoi, chummers.
Zanreo I HAVE FURY! Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
I HAVE FURY!
Feb 7th 2019 at 6:11:18 PM

537. Chickens make decent real estate managers

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 7th 2019 at 3:11:37 PM

"And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
Emperor_Ing Primordial Beat from Phendrana Drifts Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Primordial Beat
Feb 7th 2019 at 6:13:54 PM ah yes, the old snap-own-neck-and-turn-into-spider trick
unfortunatezorua The prince of grenades himself from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
VengefulBale Tanooki Metalucy from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Tanooki Metalucy
johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Feb 9th 2019 at 9:37:26 AM

541. Most buildings, including offices, factories, fortresses, hospitals and households do not include toilets or similar facilities, those who do only have them for decorative purposes

542. The ability to run continuously for several hours is relatively common, even for those who are out of shape

Edited by johannes4123 on Feb 9th 2019 at 7:12:12 PM

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
Bisected8 This is what happens when you're raised by birds from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
This is what happens when you're raised by birds
Feb 9th 2019 at 1:25:04 PM

542b. Most people will run everywhere, rather than walk. Nobody will find this unusual.

543. If you're caught in a dress and heels during an outbreak which turns people into shambling corpses, just put a trenchcoat over it. Don't bother finding any boots. This attire will be fine for wading through sewers.

544. Sunglasses indoors at night are perfectly fine. Same goes for working in a lab (isn't that right, Wesker?).

545. Wading through raw sewage is gross, but there's no risk of suffering a fatal infection or sepsis (even if you're wounded), or being suffocated by built up gas.

If you ask a baker for proof of bread, she shall rise!
unfortunatezorua The prince of grenades himself from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The prince of grenades himself
Feb 9th 2019 at 8:47:05 PM

546. For some reason, it's nearly always impossible to run indoors.

Stock shonen rival loading: 420%
casioonaplasticbeach GIVE ME YOUR MONEY from Wojicki's twisted mind Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Feb 13th 2019 at 8:40:05 AM

547. Lockpicking isn't as hard as they make it out to be. All you really need is a hairpin and a screwdriver.

Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Feb 13th 2019 at 11:40:26 AM

Ad Server, please stop trying to make a third Google Incident with my ad spaces.
casioonaplasticbeach GIVE ME YOUR MONEY from Wojicki's twisted mind Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Feb 19th 2019 at 7:33:33 AM

bump

Ad Server, please stop trying to make a third Google Incident with my ad spaces.
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Feb 19th 2019 at 7:40:14 AM

548. Shopkeepers will be happy to buy all your things, even your broken weapons.

548a. Okay, maybe not all the time.

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"

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