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dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Mar 7th 2018 at 3:21:54 AM

518. The quality of weapons and armor almost solely depends on the metal it's made of. The skill of the black smith doesn't matter

Addendum: Any Ultimate Blacksmith is naturally the exception to this rule.

519. Few to no people have heard of the ultimate blacksmith and they live in some extremely remote location

edited 7th Mar '18 3:22:08 AM by dutchguy1986

aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Mar 7th 2018 at 4:30:55 AM

520: Psychiatry is never a valid medical profession. Thankfully, our heroes' deepest issues are usually resolved by the end of the game anyway.

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
Melon-Chan A (supposedly) kind young woman from Somewhere in the UTAU world Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
A (supposedly) kind young woman
Mar 7th 2018 at 5:34:12 AM

521: If you're doing a tug of war against three other people and you're the only one on your side, bring gloves.

"Hello, my name is Shiken Tesunichi... but, most people know me as Test Chan."
TroperNo9001 Kris F. Dreemurr from Hometown Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Kris F. Dreemurr
Mar 7th 2018 at 5:46:56 AM

522. Sometimes the best way to win is by doing absolutely nothing.

The power of Switch hype shines within you.
Mhazard FATHER OF G from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Mar 7th 2018 at 7:11:04 AM

524. If your pets are fainted just take them to a state funded hospital, and they'll be fine in seconds.

525. Three houses is enough for a town.

526. Even if you have a family your house only needs one bedroom with a single bed.

edited 7th Mar '18 7:11:33 AM by dutchguy1986

Bisected8 Sometimes it be that way from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Mar 8th 2018 at 8:47:49 PM

528: All deaths in cutscenes are final. Your party's White Magician Girl and/or Combat Medic (and thus the best healer(s) in the world) will also be completely unable to resuscitate the victim of said death even if she is right there and can do so otherwise during the heat of battle.

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
vjoi Big O Showtime!
Big O Showtime!
Mar 8th 2018 at 10:46:28 PM

529:My claws are better then swords.

edited 8th Mar '18 10:46:48 PM by vjoi

WillyFourEyes ...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy from High Above the Mucky-Muck
...with powers comparable to Wonder Boy
Feb 7th 2019 at 11:38:06 AM "My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse." - Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Gravity Falls
KeironCioran Johnny B. Goode from Another World, In Another Time Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Nyperold I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT! from The ''between''
I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT!
Feb 7th 2019 at 4:57:15 PM

533. The quality of metal in weapons and armor depends on its value as decoration, not its actual metallurgical properties.

534. It's no coincidence that "eat" rhymes with "feet". Get injured? Walk on that food!

How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?
TroperNo9001 Kris F. Dreemurr from Hometown Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Kris F. Dreemurr
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:55:24 PM

535. When in doubt, look for someone with an exclamation mark on their head.

The power of Switch hype shines within you.
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Feb 7th 2019 at 6:09:32 PM

535a: Or whose location is marked on the minimap.

536: If you're encountering more resistance than you normally do, you're on the right path.

Hoi, chummers.
Zanreo gizmondo best console from drawing game comic Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
gizmondo best console
Feb 7th 2019 at 6:11:18 PM

537. Chickens make decent real estate managers

Edited by Zanreo on Feb 7th 2019 at 3:11:37 PM

Hahaha! My Gizmondo has all the features you need in a console! ...Games? Uh, hang on...
Emperor_Ing Stone Tower Guardian from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
unfortunatezorua Squidgirl, The II from Despacito Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
VengefulBale Snack Time from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Snack Time
Feb 7th 2019 at 7:08:03 PM The swordfighters take a time to relax and eat, look at them go.
johannes4123 Probably not a pyromaniac from Not in outer space
Probably not a pyromaniac
Feb 9th 2019 at 9:37:26 AM

541. Most buildings, including offices, factories, fortresses, hospitals and households do not include toilets or similar facilities, those who do only have them for decorative purposes

542. The ability to run continuously for several hours is relatively common, even for those who are out of shape

Edited by johannes4123 on Feb 9th 2019 at 7:12:12 PM

There are two kinds of problems, those that can be solved by setting things on fire and the ones you should run away from
Bisected8 Sometimes it be that way from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Sometimes it be that way
Feb 9th 2019 at 1:25:04 PM

542b. Most people will run everywhere, rather than walk. Nobody will find this unusual.

543. If you're caught in a dress and heels during an outbreak which turns people into shambling corpses, just put a trenchcoat over it. Don't bother finding any boots. This attire will be fine for wading through sewers.

544. Sunglasses indoors at night are perfectly fine. Same goes for working in a lab (isn't that right, Wesker?).

545. Wading through raw sewage is gross, but there's no risk of suffering a fatal infection or sepsis (even if you're wounded), or being suffocated by built up gas.

Further edits will be done in post production.
unfortunatezorua Squidgirl, The II from Despacito Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Squidgirl, The II
Feb 9th 2019 at 8:47:05 PM

546. For some reason, it's nearly always impossible to run indoors.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
casioonaplasticbeach yay rabbits and valentine's day from pg. 231 3/4 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
yay rabbits and valentine's day
Feb 13th 2019 at 8:40:05 AM

547. Lockpicking isn't as hard as they make it out to be. All you really need is a hairpin and a screwdriver.

Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Feb 13th 2019 at 11:40:26 AM

Get a tall glass of iced tea, sit back, and fasten your seatbelts.
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