493. The Power Of Friendship will help you win marathons
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May494. Time Travel is way more trouble that it's worth.
edited 21st Nov '17 10:20:45 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer495. Unless something important is happening, "fatal" injuries tend to be flesh wounds. Solar system exploded? Walk it off!
If NA makes it out of Groups, I'll be happy. A man can dream, no?497. Mini-Game island always opens to the public just before the world is about to end and never any sooner.
edited 8th Dec '17 9:07:25 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!499: When stabbing something, don't just settle for a knife. Use a corkscrew, a syringe, a cactus, a fork, a bee stinger, a golf tee, a nail, both ends of a math compass, and a sharp pencil.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.500: To get the wood stain, use the menu on the balloons.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”501: The Big Bad's guards either do their jobs too well or too poorly. There is no in-between.
502: The Random Number God always lies about your actual chances to shoot the alien that's 5-15 meters away from you.
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!503. Always keep an orange on you to put in someone's mouth before you stomp their face in
My favorite failed console tbh504. Putting on an armband and fusing with random people is the easy way to become powerful.
edited 21st Jan '18 4:11:12 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.505. you can trick God-A.I.s into opening doors for you.
edited 21st Jan '18 6:06:50 AM by Mr_Madman
Wait a second: How on earth did I even get here?507. Do not bully chickens at all. If someone nearby doesn't kill you for it, The chicken itself, plus a few hundred of its friends will.
508: We all know that The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard. However, you get the wrath of god whenever you cheat.
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!511: Talking to people four times, and they'll want to marry you.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.512. They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous514. Never, EVER join a tournament named "The King of Fighters". It will always, without fail, be Hijacked by a being you can't hope to even touch without dying. Repeatedly.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"517. The scariest thing about Bowser is the minigames he puts you through.
edited 6th Mar '18 6:50:57 PM by DefRevenge24601
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"

491. You can crash a 747 into a telephone pole and it still won't budge.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.