463. Despite having been working for years, plumbers almost never fix pipes.
Insert something clever here465: If you see enemies in your path, it means you're going the right way.
''Annihilate everything.''468. Don't worry about hiding the corpses. They will disappear on their own. Just like the blood on your hands.
469. If a wall seems odd, treat it with C4 or another explosive material for a little secret.
470. Short on money? Cutting some grass will get you rupees, arrows, bombs, hearts and other things.
474b: And the guards, provided they don't see you.
475: Every note is on a pentatonic scale, there are only 5 types of drums, and your voice always ranges from high-ish to low-ish.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
476. Blood in your retinas indicate that you may have a broken leg.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.477. Earth has no planetary defence and can be torn apart by a giant space monster easily.
Insert something clever here478: You can make axes, pickaxes, shovels and other tools with your bare hands, sticks, and rocks.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.edited 10th Jun '17 2:59:27 PM by Xeroop
485: The best use for a mech designed especially for fighting kaiju is for the pilot to protect her team-mates from damage.
edited 10th Jun '17 4:29:20 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer490: If you give a girl dozens of ice creams and cheesecakes, she falls in love with you.

462: Even if your in the biggest city in the world, you should only ever explore a small part of it.