my current job
430: Pink muscular zombies are less ridiculous than they sound. If you see it, run and shoot!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
431: You can breathe bubbles underwater, no matter how small they are, and they usually rise slowly enough to do so.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
You can go home Courier...
432: Crops only take about a week rather than months to grow.
433: Pregnancy is used by potions for animals. Or maxing out happiness with humans.
434: You never age after your kid is born. Ever.
I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!
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435. Never trust a golden flower.
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Hey, my avatar wasn't Sans by the time I posted this! 
edited 5th Feb '17 6:12:05 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The World's Least Powerful Man
436: The easy way is always spider-mined.
436b: Or has banelings, depending...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
May be Stupendous Man
437. Threads, like games, can go through massive delays before any news.
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What did you just say to me? You just disrespected a future Royal Guardsman!
edited 5th Feb '17 6:01:23 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
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Don't step on the flowers.
438: Hope the bullets don't hit your hitbox.
439: Don't trust mysterious men with cool-looking outfits that are older than the rest of the group. They're probably going to betray you.
440: Jellyfish from other dimensions are Eldritch Abominations that cause bad things to happen!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
May be Stupendous Man
441. Anything can be hacked, and anyone.
About what I said, my avatar is the son of Toriel and Asgore and Flowey's true form. This is all canon, by the way.
edited 5th Feb '17 6:13:55 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
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442. Inventory Management can be a pain in the neck.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
May be Stupendous Man
443. Killing people speeds up Mission Control building Titans.
edited 5th Feb '17 6:21:23 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
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see you, space cowboy.
Don't step on the flowers.
445: The Early bird throws the letter at you!
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
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446. Try to make the most out of your games, because they might shut down one day.
edited 6th Feb '17 4:55:08 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Don't step on the flowers.
447: Remember, The World Ends with You. Open your horizons. You never know when something exciting will happen.
448: Love can be detrimental to someone.
edited 6th Feb '17 4:59:06 AM by Revaryk
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
May be Stupendous Man
449. Space debris is the global currency.
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see you, space cowboy.
May be Stupendous Man
450. A small squad is perfectly capable of winning against a small army.
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Don't step on the flowers.
451: ONE PERSON CAN TAKE ON AN ENTIRE ARMY.
452: Though having a squadron is very much recommended.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Tief girl with eartude
453. Flags are of the utmost importance, and definitely worth killing over.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
CAC, my ASAS and HGS Author Avatar
454. When you kill a monster, its corpse disappears.
455. Also, the monsters appear out of nowhere while you're walking around.
CAC: The other heroes are right. I can't give up!
May be Stupendous Man
456. Green crystals are worth a lot of money.
457. Development on something will not be started unless you research it.
edited 10th Feb '17 6:41:03 PM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
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my current job
460. No matter what you say, people will remember that.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I like noises.
461. There are but two ways through life: being a total saint who says exclusively nice things, hands out puppies and only kills really bad guys as far as others are concerned, and being an irredeemable satanic douchebag who lies for sport and murders out of boredom. The choice is yours, and once you've made it, you better go all the way, because having a complex personality will get you crucified by both camps at once.
461a. Note that stealing does not make you less of a saint if you don't get caught.
Nonsense is better than no sense at all.
429: If you walk away from an enemy you killed far enough for it to disappear from your view, it will immediately respawn.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.