404. In case of a zombie apocalypse expect people to start killing each other immediately. Even when it realistically makes no sense with fast zombies or super zombies hunting people.
Formerly known as Bleddyn And I am feeling like a ghost Resident Perky Goth408. All injuries are dealt to the left forearm, and all medicine should be applied there.
"It is an act of good character to know something about the people you're going to bomb." - Rick Stevesedited 31st May '16 9:42:10 PM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.415: When in doubt, press Y on your opponent's base or best unit.
edited 1st Jun '16 1:00:11 PM by Spartan125
416: Enemies will attack you even if you are waaaaaaaaaaaaay more powerful then them.
417:It is not wise to stab the person who has the only cure to your deadly disease you got from one of your experiments.
418: Also, one should test their experiments before using to test for potentially deadly side effects.
419: Never fuck with cougars.
edited 1st Jun '16 1:07:54 PM by Superjohn
"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"420: Are you on the verge of death? Go for a swim. Water heals you.
I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!420b: Or if you're an anthropomorphic mammal, in which case you'll invariably sink and have a timer that eventually plays music to let you know you're drowning if you don't get out in time.
421: Gold rings make you immune to anything that would otherwise kill you.
422: Super Modes deplete you of one gold ring per second.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.423. Mushrooms are good for you.
423a. Except when they aren't.
edited 1st Jun '16 2:43:06 PM by InfinityRyujin
424: Italian plumbers can shrink at will.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.425. If a robot with blue orbs befriends you, trust it.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer426: Reload your weapon as often as possible.
426a: Alien weapons can't be reloaded so switch them out as often as possible; preferably by mugging their previous owner for it.
426b: If it can be reloaded, it'll be worse than the human version, target-seeking properties nonwithstanding.
edited 2nd Jun '16 4:25:27 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

401: For every blessing RN Gesus bestows upon ye, thrice shall ye be damned.
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