369: With enough grit and determination, a spearman can destroy them.
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?370: Enemies are trained to automatically counterattack upon being touched.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!373: If you fight hand-to-hand, (and especially if you learn a traditional martial art, preferably Eastern in origin) you will soon develop an abnormally high pain threshold which includes the ability to shrug off bullets, frag grenades, swords and other sharp slicing implements, C4 plastic explosives, and last but not least, lightsabers. And possibly the power to shoot balls of energy from your hands.
Corollary: if you happen to be a Pro Wrestler, then not only can you use your Wrestling skills to fight legitimately on an even playing field with other combat sports, but odds are good that your grapples are the most powerful moves around, especially if they involve spinning.
edited 15th Apr '16 9:39:14 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!374: Melee attacks generally do more damage than guns.
- 374a: Melee attacks generally do more damage than magic.
- 374b: Melee attacks generally do more damage than Orbital Bombardment.
376: Ridiculously oversized weapons are perfect for killing giant monsters.
377: Baseball bats are capable of sending people flying.
378: Machines are weak to electricity.
379: The larger the weapon, the more likely a small girl is to wield it.
380: The shortest route between two cities is always blocked the first time travelling.
381: Head-sized bombs can somehow be attached to arrows and still be aerodynamic.
382. If you decide to kill everyone after being so nice to them, you're gonna have a bad time.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...383: Luke Skywalker can be fucking terrifying.
384: Luke Skywalker can be fucking terrifying.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.385: Never trust Rock Paper Scissors-themed mercenaries. Unless they betray a killer Space Pirate. Then, anybody's absolutely fine to trust.
edited 16th Apr '16 9:25:27 AM by MoreFace
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?386: As a sort of addition to 382, if ever you end up in a life-or-death situation and 100 friendly midgets want to do nothing but help you, it's probably not a good idea to kill all 100 friendly midgets.
389: KILL THE STATUS EFFECT MAGES FIRST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
390: Always be prepared for the worst possible RNG.
391: Better over-prepared than dead.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.392a: An addendum: If the universe suddenly starts to freak the hell out on you, you'd better start hitting the psychotropics.
edited 18th Apr '16 4:23:15 PM by Shippudentimes
392.5 - 1,000: There's no use trying to jump off that wall, the game put invisible barriers to prevent you from doing so!
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?394: If you get shot, don't go to a medic. Just hide behind a wall and wait for your body to heal.
Now known as Cyber Controller395. Alternatively, rip the bullet out with a stick.
396. Catapults can knock jet fighters out of the sky.
397. When in doubt, use explosives until there is nothing left of your enemies besides their smoking ashes in the crater.
400: Nearly 96% of all problems in RP Gs can be solved by raising speech.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.

365 If you are a good enough fighter pilot you can squeeze through a wall without touching the bricks.
edited 13th Apr '16 11:39:51 AM by Ginkei