Current vote tally:
- Cabe_Bedlam - 0
- Dauthium_Silencer - 0
- Oceanstuck - 0
- Rvdz - 0
- Skiller 2 - 0
- Speedchesser - 0
- thestonedog78 - 2 (Speedchesser, Oceanstuck)
- Nolynch the Wary - 0
Day 4 will end when all players have voted, 4 players have voted for one option, or at 12:55 AM PST on the 9th of June.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.I can't really leave a wall of text here since I'm on my phone, but I'm the green planeswalker.
Sing the song of sixpence that goes burn the witch, we know where you liveOkay, so no blue, but that's okay. We've still got a win secured.
Here's what I propose, broken down by day.
- Day 4: Lynch thestonedog.
- Night 4: Rvdz, Cabe_Bedlam, target Oceanstuck. Oceanstuck, target one of Dauthium_Silencer or Skiller_2.
- Day 5: Lynch the remaining of Dauthium_Silencer or Skiller_2. Note that even if both of the night 4 kills and stone were town, the game won't end yet because Oceanstuck has an extra vote (giving the renegades 3 votes to consulate's 2).
- Night 5: If the game is not over yet, that means I must be consulate. Oceanstuck, since you were targeted by Cabe_Bedlam last night, you won't be on cooldown. Just target me and you'll win.
48 hours have passed. Day 4 is now over.
The Renegades were growing more confident with their recent success, and determined to keep going. They knew that if they could get enough confirmed allies, they were sure to be victorious. They simply had to determine who those allies were.
Before long, the fingers of suspicion pointed for thestonedog 78 due to having ties to Daydre. The survivors didn't debate this choice much, and soon Speedchesser was sending Prakhata Pillar-Bugs to chase the suspect down. Thestonedog tried to escape, but was rammed by Oceanstuck in a Fleetwheel Cruiser and knocked senseless. Soon, the pillar-bugs were tearing apart the body.
After some inspection, the Renegades found that their efforts had struck gold again. A search of thestonedog's body revealed further orders from Tezzeret to crush the rebellion by any means necessary. The names of Daydre and the other co-conspirator were on the note, but had unfortunately been marred beyond recognition. Still, it was all the proof they needed.
The remaining artificers went to bed with a hopeful feeling. Only one spy remained undiscovered, and they heard that they had Planeswalkers from the Gatewatch to help them track it down. They had a plan to defeat Tezzeret's agents now. Only time would tell whether the plan would succeed...
thestonedog78, Consulate Spy, found some serious bugs in this game.
Remaining players:
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Afterwards - Cabe_Bedlam
- Dauthium_Silencer
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Daydre -
Knowlessman - Oceanstuck
- Rvdz
- Skiller 2
- Speedchesser
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Syme Synth -
thestonedog78 - Nolynch the Wary
Night 4 begins now. Consulate Spies and Planeswalkers may now PM me their actions. Night 4 will end when all roles have submitted actions or 24 hours have passed.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.That night, Rvdz was making his rounds as usual when he heard a loud rumbling and the sound of rolling wheels. He turned about just in time to notice a massive, well-crewed Peacewalker Colossus bearing down on him, accompanied by several ballista chargers. The Consulate was clearly going all-out in their efforts to take him down.
Thinking quickly, he summoned a group of wily bandars, knowing that the clever cat-monkeys could easily keep enemies distracted without getting killed themselves. For a time, they were able to keep all the machines at bay. However, he hadn't accounted for one thing: The ballistae were still able to fire at long range. After a long struggle and several barrages, Rvdz was finally overcome.
...
When they awoke, the Renegades saw the now-distressingly-familiar sight of one of their allies fallen. Upon further inspection, however, they discovered that Rvdz's workshop was in fact a storage space for supplies the likes of which had never before been seen on Kaladesh. To make matters worse, a series of notes was discovered on Rvdz's body that referred to the Gatewatch, with the signature "Nissa Revane" at the end.
"Nissa?" said Nolynch. "Isn't she that great elf mage who specializes in making elementals?"
"...Crud."
Now the Renegades knew they had lost a powerful ally. The optimism of the past few days was dampened, for now the Consulate could get the upper hand again without too much trouble.
Rvdz, Green Planeswalker, was a Nissa-ssary sacrifice.
Remaining players:
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Afterwards - Cabe_Bedlam
- Dauthium_Silencer
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Daydre -
Knowlessman - Oceanstuck
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Rvdz - Skiller 2
- Speedchesser
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Syme Synth -
thestonedog78 - Nolynch the Wary
Day 5 begins now. Each player may vote for one player to sacrifice. Day 5 will end when all players have voted, 3 players have voted for one option or 48 hours have passed.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Okay, Oceanstuck? Quick question. Why didn't you target anyone?
Normally, I wouldn't be too worried about this, but the fact is, you do have some links to stone (voted to protect him), and there was only one nightkill (a known planeswalker), indicating that either a) you didn't target someone for some reason (in which case I'd like to know why), or b) you aren't the red planeswalker after all, and are just attempting a last-ditch strategy to survive.
So, before anything else happens today, if there is any other planeswalker besides the two who have already claimed, please step forwards. If you are not a planeswalker, please confirm yourself as vanilla townie instead. This could be the difference between a game won and a game lost here.
Dauthium_Silencer, Skiller 2, you're needed.
Alright, it's fine. That doesn't cost us the game or anything. We still just have to lynch one of the suspects and nightkill the other, or even just lynch them over two days. The one thing that concerns me is that, technically, only Rvdz's role is confirmed, and that means there's still a possibility that one of these two is just a lurking planeswalker..
Regardless, we can't just not vote the entire day holding out for a roleclaim, so...
Vote: Skiller 2
edited 10th Jun '17 11:07:03 AM by Speedchesser
Okay, due to behind-the-scenes shenanigans, this is technically a majority. Please hold for your outcome...
Current vote tally:
- Cabe_Bedlam - 0
- Dauthium_Silencer - 0
- Oceanstuck - 0
- Skiller 2 - 2 (Speedchesser, Oceanstuck)
- Speedchesser - 0
- Nolynch the Wary - 0
A majority that is only sort of a majority has been reached. Day 5 is now over.
The Renegades were not ready to give up when they were so close to victory and continued to search vigorously for the Consulate's agents. The first people to be inspected were those searching not-so-vigorously.
"Skiller 2 seems oddly unconcerned with the Consulate's actions," said Speedchesser. "He could very well be involved in them."
"It's likely," said Oceanstuck. "Only one way to be sure. Seize him!"
With remarkable speed, Speedchesser constructed a makeshift snare thopter while Oceanstuck hijacked a nearby Iron League Steed, and the two came charging into Skiller's workshop. Inside, the artificer seemed remarkably inattentive, not even bothering to look up from his paperwork as they advanced with their machines. The moment they touched him, they discovered why - Skiller 2's form vanished immediately on contact, revealing it to be just a well-crafted illusion.
"Damn it, a decoy," said Speedchesser. "Now where is the real one?"
"There he is!" said Oceanstuck, pointing triumphantly. "He's trying to hide behind Nolynch!"
Before anyone else could react, the two were making another inspired charge. Nolynch the Wary managed to jump out of the way, but Skiller 2 was not so lucky, and was soon knocked by the thopter right into the path of Oceanstuck's steed, where he was brutally trampled.
Upon investigation, however, they found they had made a terrible mistake. Under Skiller 2's cloak were some mysterious items as alien as those Rvdz had owned, and another series of notes, this time with the name "Jace Beleren" on them. The notes were in too terrible condition to tell if there was any other useful information on them. The Renegades had just lost another powerful ally sent by the Gatewatch, and soon the Consulate would be ready to strike once more.
Skiller 2, Blue Planeswalker, has been Jace-d out of town.
Remaining players:
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Afterwards - Cabe_Bedlam
- Dauthium_Silencer
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Daydre -
Knowlessman - Oceanstuck
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Rvdz -
Skiller 2 - Speedchesser
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Syme Synth -
thestonedog78 - Nolynch the Wary
Night 5 begins now. Consulate Spies and Planeswalkers may now PM me their actions. Night 5 will end when all roles have submitted actions or 24 hours have passed.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Aha! Okay, checked OP, and there's no rule against posting at night today, so...
Cabe_Bedlam, target anyone but Oceanstuck. We've proven Cabe_Bedlam's role (otherwise, the day would still be going), but that means all planeswalkers are accounted for.
Everyone, we need to lynch Oceanstuck tomorrow. She has to be the last consulate.
We can do this, people.
Edit: Corrected the post. Originally, it claimed Cabe_Bedlam could've been consulate. This isn't true. It's only Oceanstuck.
edited 10th Jun '17 3:56:35 PM by Speedchesser
That night, Cabe_Bedlam was doing his last normal patrol, knowing that tomorrow would either win or lose it all. The moment he saw the Consulate flagship Skysovereign passing overhead, he knew it was his last patrol in another way.
He made a valiant last stand, his surai shining with golden light as he fought back against the machines sent against him. However, he could not hold out forever, and soon an ornithopter that had been given Tezzeret's personal touch knocked the wind out of him. Soon, the last Consulate agent arrived to finish him off.
...
Once again, the few surviving Renegades awoke to find a fallen ally, and through investigation determined that it was someone special. In addition to some strange foreign weapons, he had notes similar to those found on Rvdz and Skiller 2, this time under the name of "Gideon Jura".
The Gatewatch had done all it could. Now it was up to the remaining Renegades to finish the job. It was do or die for those who hadn't died already.
Cabe_Bedlam, White Planeswalker, should have got while the Gideon was good.
Remaining players:
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Afterwards -
Cabe_Bedlam - Dauthium_Silencer
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Daydre -
Knowlessman - Oceanstuck
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Rvdz -
Skiller 2 - Speedchesser
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Syme Synth -
thestonedog78 - Nolynch the Wary
Day 6 begins now. Each player may vote for one player to sacrifice. Day 6 will end when all players have voted, 2 players have voted for one option or 48 hours have passed.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.i knew if the lynch hit a planeswalker i was fucked no matter who i killed but it was worth a shot
meh
vote speed and hope dauthium fucking vanishes
edited 10th Jun '17 7:34:52 PM by Oceanstuck
i guess you can watch me shitpost i guess

Well, I was worried about being the first around to claim a planeswalker role, but lets do this. I'm the White Planeswalker, and in case you were wondering the day 2 lynch wasn't random, since I had the extra voting power on myself (didn't really know who to trust then).
By the way, day 3 was on Chesser and today it's back on me. Let's get this done fast before we get murdered for this.
I need to update these things more often