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TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
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#2: Mar 28th 2012 at 1:42:31 PM

...forgive me, but I fail to see the amusing elements of this turn of events.

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#3: Mar 28th 2012 at 1:44:49 PM

... Yeah, not seeing the joke here.

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#4: Mar 28th 2012 at 1:44:59 PM

All things are funny when you've got the proper altitude.

Please.
Steventheman Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces from Wales Since: Feb, 2011
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#5: Mar 28th 2012 at 1:45:29 PM

That pun made me want to throw myself off a train.

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#6: Mar 28th 2012 at 1:46:23 PM

This is about a plane. No train derails.

Please.
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#7: Mar 28th 2012 at 1:47:26 PM

The puns. It hurts.

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#8: Mar 28th 2012 at 1:56:22 PM

One, Mark Sellouk, recalled, "He's banging on the door, yelling at the first officer, I think his name is Steve, 'Bring the throttle to idle! Bring it to idle! Bring it to idle! We're going down, we're all going to die! Pray to Jesus. Open this goddamn door!"'

(snip)

Nerves aboard were raw.

Passenger David Gonzalez recalls, "I said, 'I can't let this guy open the door up here,' so that's when I said, 'What's your problem?' He goes, 'You gotta pray to God, you gotta pray to God, Iran and Iraq,' and I said, Look man, I don't have time for that,' so I just choked him."

The way that's been said/written IS kinda funny when you read it.

edited 28th Mar '12 1:56:54 PM by TheBatPencil

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#9: Mar 28th 2012 at 1:56:23 PM

Crazy 6-foot-4 guy rampaging around the plane?

Talk about cabin pressure.

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#10: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:47:24 PM

He just snapped? Had a psychotic break? His meds suddenly stopped working? I want to know more!

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#11: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:49:18 PM

Combat vet. PTSD.

Please.
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#12: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:52:09 PM

[up] PSTD doesnt necessarily work that way, and the article doesnt mention him being a war veteran. Then again, it could be.

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#13: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:52:29 PM

[up][up] And they let him pilot a civilian plane? That... doesn't sound very bright if true.

edited 28th Mar '12 4:53:02 PM by IraTheSquire

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#14: Mar 28th 2012 at 7:10:14 PM

So after all the security theater and increasingly invasive searches of passengers, the first major threat to a flight in years is none of them, but rather its own pilot going bugfuck insane.

I hate to say I told you so, but...

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#15: Mar 28th 2012 at 9:26:53 PM

[up] Great, so now we are gonna get a psychiatric evaluation every time we want to board a plane too. Damn Americans.

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#16: Mar 28th 2012 at 9:29:16 PM

[up]That last line was totally not offensive to me.

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#17: Mar 28th 2012 at 9:31:39 PM

[up] A million apologies.

But seriously, now we get physically molested and mentally molested as well?

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#18: Mar 28th 2012 at 10:00:14 PM

Mental Molestation, by the way, is what I'm naming my screamo band. I think it fits.

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Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#19: Mar 28th 2012 at 10:41:03 PM

What's the deal with airline employees? First there was that stewardess that went apeshit a few weeks ago. Now this guy.

Well, just another reason to take a train.

edited 28th Mar '12 10:48:29 PM by Malph

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#20: Mar 28th 2012 at 10:51:45 PM

[up] Across the sea. Nah, I think I will go with canoeing... I need a canoe. Or a kayak. I'm sure walmart has several of those.

Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#21: Mar 28th 2012 at 11:01:36 PM

[up] YES! RIDE THE SEA TRAIN!!! Or, better yet, ride a narwhal.

Also, this incident reminds me of the Steven Slater incident (the one where the flight attendant got hit by a bag, decided to quit, took a beer, and slid down the evacuation slide), which also happened on a Jet Blue flight. What the hell is it with Jet Blue and insane people?

edited 28th Mar '12 11:03:51 PM by Malph

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#22: Mar 28th 2012 at 11:13:40 PM

[up] Same company? Two is coincidence, lets wait for a third one.

EDIT. this is clearly neurological. That guy are sick.

EDIT OF THE EDIT If you read to the bottom of the article like I didnt before I posted it you will notice a third flight attendant went nuts in the middle of a flight.

That makes three.

edited 28th Mar '12 11:20:27 PM by ElRigo

Malph (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#23: Mar 28th 2012 at 11:34:24 PM

[up] That was "that stewardess that went apeshit a few weeks ago" I mentioned before. She wasn't from Jet Blue though (still, 2 people going nuts mid-flight in one month is pretty weird).

edited 28th Mar '12 11:35:14 PM by Malph

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#24: Mar 28th 2012 at 11:39:14 PM

Across the sea. Nah, I think I will go with canoeing... I need a canoe. Or a kayak. I'm sure walmart has several of those.

I'll go with swimming, thanks. More badass that way.

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#25: Mar 28th 2012 at 11:47:35 PM

[up][up] So, the steward that said "Fuck this shit" and bailed out after grabbing a case of beer and the stewardess that went batshit insane are the same? I need to sort this out before I go sniffing conspiracies.

[up]I tried that. Mermaids keep hitting on me.


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