her name is milk
and in the cell games saga she fucked a super saiyan and lived
so apparently, yes I googled it, the initial exit speed of the "average" human ejaculation is 28 Miles Per Hour. It slows down after that, obviously.
Dunno who measured it or how, what the methodology was. Not entirely sure I want to know. Sample sizes and a of other factors.
So if we take that average as a power level of 5, then Goku's power level of 150,000,000 when fighting Frieza as a Super Saiyan is 30,000,000 times stronger. Than an average human with a power level of 5.
30,000,000 times 28 is 840,000,000 miles per hour.
The speed of light itself is "only" around 670,616,629 miles per hour.
Other fun facts are that a human punch (of a pro boxer, so not average, dunno whether to give them a power level of 5 or 6 or what, Goku's PL was 10 when Bulma shot him and he lived) is 25 miles per hour, with one punch going up to 32 Mph.
Assuming a power level of 5, then 25 times 30,000,000 is 750,000,000.
Doing math with power levels is so fucking stupid you guys.
Edited by unnoun on Oct 30th 2018 at 11:17:08 AM
... I know you're joking, but I still have to state for the record that's not how math works.
Found a Youtube Channel with political stances you want to share? Hop on over to this page and add them.I thought the point of power levels was that they did exactly that because nerds have a number fetish.
Anyway, force is mass times acceleration, and.
...Like, maybe Power Level increases your mass? Like, Roshi's Max Power, Frieza at 100%, Broly and Super Saiyan Grade 3 do that.
But I'd always assumed it increases acceleration. And that's how you punch harder.
My sincerest hope is that by going as low-brow as possible, I can prove once and for all that power levels are intrinsically stupid.
Argument to absurdity, only with cum.
Or at the very least ruin power levels for everyone here so nobody can think about them ever again without remembering this exact specific topic.
Edited by unnoun on Oct 30th 2018 at 12:46:50 PM
Nah, the problem here is that you're misinterpreting the premise of the question. It's "is Chi-Chi strong enough to join the Ginyu Force". At the time of the Ginyu Force, the last time Goku and Chi-Chi had an opportunity to be together was when he was in a hospital bed with a Power Level of just over 8,000 (he wouldn't have gotten stronger at this point since he hadn't recovered).
Goku's jizzum would be flying at about 44,800 miles per hour, and this is assuming that he's able to tap into his full power while in a full-body cast.
Of course, this also assumes that Goku doesn't suppress his power level down to normal levels any time he's banging his wife.
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Right. Time for something completely different.
I think I mentioned this before, but if Tien had attacked with the Shin Kikoho / Neo Tribeam a little sooner, he might have actually helped a bit in the fight.
Like, if he'd jumped in either while Piccolo or 16 were fighting Cell and used it to pin him down it might have bought more time or maybe even allowed 16 to figure out how to actually kill Cell.
One Strip! One Strip!16 was about equal with him. If anyone stood a chance, he did, but it would have taken time. It's just that Cell was able to absorb 17 before he could wear him down enough to kill him.
One Strip! One Strip!Man, I missed a lot of things in Super I guess.
...Fuck me, I'm tearing up a little now.
I cried like a bitch when I saw that reunion scene with Gohan in Dragon Ball, and now just thinking about it I'm.
Man.
I honestly do love this awful fucking series.
Edited by unnoun on Oct 30th 2018 at 4:37:16 AM
You call it awful, you're a major fan.
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.Dragon Ball Evolution happened.
More than that, after a first outing that can most charitably be described as mediocre, Broly got 3 more fucking movies. And somehow the first two of those got worse. Jury's still out on quadro/the legendary Super reboot.
And then there's GT and Super.
Telekinesis is one of the stronger powers in the series.
Higher power level or not, I've yet to see someone break out of it. We don't actually know if it can be broken through strength.
And it seems that Toriyama doesn't want to broach that subject either, since it's very rare.
One Strip! One Strip!Explicitly the case in the anime, with Tao and Blue.
Kaioshin also notes that restraining SS2 Gohan was really hard, because he was so powerful. And in the Super manga, it was implied that Fused Zamasu's paralysis technique wouldn't do anything to Vegetto, ditto Future Zamasu's and SSB Goku. He waits until Goku drops down to SS1 to attempt it.
Chaozu's battle power was about 1/6 of Nappa's (610 vs 4,000) so the cut-off for where paralysis doesn't work should be at some point where the paralyzer is between 15% and 100% of the target's power.
That's a recurring thing in Dragon Ball. Any "haxx" can be overpowered with raw ki. Hit's time manipulation, Buu's transmutation, Chaozu's telekinesis, Porunga's teleportation, Babidi's mind control, Shenron's everything, and so on.
Edited by Kamiccolo on Oct 30th 2018 at 4:47:18 AM
Did Chiaotzu actually try to use his psychic powers on Nappa in the manga?
I got the impression that was only in the anime.
Also, as I understand it, Manga Tao killed Blue before he could even try to user Telekinesis on him, and it was only in the anime that he no sold it.
Gotta jog my memory on Guuldo's exact power level too. I know Krillin and Gohan were stronger than him, but not by how much. I can never keep track of it.
As for Supreme Kai, while he had difficulty holding Gohan, he still did (though he didn't do it for very long, whereas Guuldo held Krillin and Gohan for a few minutes with their visible efforts to escape having zero effect).
I still say Telekinesis is a pretty strong ability and we have yet to see anyone break out regardless of Power Levels. I will acknowledge that this doesn't mean it won't happen though.
One Strip! One Strip!Considering how much Goku bites his opponents throughout the series, has any game ever included biting as a move Goku can do?
He bit King Piccolo's thumb, Freeza's tail, Kid Buu's head, Beerus' tail, Golden Freeza's tail, and Whis' hand. 4 out of these 6 times was to make someone let go of grabbing his neck, so Goku biting as an anti-grab move seems like a good way to implement it.

See, that could be useful, except we never see them fight as a unit.