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#32301: Jan 9th 2016 at 6:31:28 PM

  • Goku became a farmer in Super.
  • Bulma's the wealthy heiress to a commercial industry. Her family's company makes Capsules.
  • Yamcha has worked in the criminal, sports, and security industries.
  • Oolong and Puar are freeloaders. Puar has a college education but never did anything with it.
  • Kame-sennin is a retired martial arts instructor who owns his own private island.
  • Krillin lived with Kame-sennin until well into his adulthood but eventually became a cop.
  • Tien and Chiaotzu had aspirations to become assassins, but abandoned those goals. I think he had a farm around the Saiyan arc?
  • Piccolo is a green, alien slug-demon. No amount of affirmative action is going to get him a job. His counterpart, God, is God.
  • Chi-Chi is a full-time homemaker. Android 18 also becomes this, but still takes the time to win millions for the family in the Tenkaichi Budokai.
  • Vegeta is a retired real estate agent.
  • Android 17 is a park ranger.
  • Majin Buu is Majin Buu.

edited 9th Jan '16 6:31:52 PM by TobiasDrake

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Zelenal The Cat Knows Where It's At from Purrgatory Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#32302: Jan 9th 2016 at 6:33:38 PM

Don't forget Mr. Satan, who is the world's greatest con artist, and Gohan, who I believe becomes a scholar of some sort.

edited 9th Jan '16 6:34:12 PM by Zelenal

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#32303: Jan 9th 2016 at 6:36:41 PM

Of course, Vegeta's real estate credentials include genocide, planetary destruction, murdering his co-workers, disobeying orders, and working for an effeminate genocidal alien lizard dictator, so he probably wouldn't do such a good job handling Earth real estate.

And Piccolo is also a babysitter, but I don't think he's getting any money from it (and even then, what would he even need to buy? His species doesn't even eat).

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Nikkolas from Texas Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
#32304: Jan 9th 2016 at 6:42:39 PM

According to the anime at least, Namekians like golf.

Perhaps Piccolo would like money for some luxuries. A man cannot survive on bread - er, water - alone. They need love and some comforts.

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#32305: Jan 9th 2016 at 6:46:38 PM

A man can't, but a Namekian can.

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#32306: Jan 9th 2016 at 6:51:43 PM

Honestly, he spends most of his time after he fuses with God on the Lookout anyway so it's not as if shelter is that big a deal.

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#32307: Jan 9th 2016 at 7:02:12 PM

Holy shit, that thing made me want to write a story in which Vegeta actually becomes a real estate agent, and enjoys his job far more than he should.

I can already see it.

Bulma challenges Vegeta to make his own fortune after an argument regarding his food consumption and Capsule Corp.'s expenses, and so Vegeta goes "well then I will!" and then he celebrates his biggest sale ever by playing Bingo.

edited 9th Jan '16 7:04:47 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

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#32308: Jan 9th 2016 at 7:07:59 PM

"I can sell you this property for two million dollars."

"But there's an entire civilization living there!"

"There won't be when you sign the lease."

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#32309: Jan 9th 2016 at 7:28:45 PM

Zeni, not dollars.

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#32310: Jan 9th 2016 at 7:46:33 PM

What then is the exchange currency...

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#32311: Jan 9th 2016 at 7:48:08 PM

Probably the same as Yen -> Dollars.

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#32312: Jan 9th 2016 at 7:55:42 PM

According to Toriyama (interview), one zeni is equal to one yen. At the same time, according to Toriyama (Jaco), one zeni is equal to one-and-a-half yen.

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#32313: Jan 9th 2016 at 7:58:01 PM

Doesn't seem too complicated.

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#32314: Jan 9th 2016 at 8:01:18 PM

Probably adjusted for inflation in this case

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#32315: Jan 9th 2016 at 8:57:56 PM

Of course, Vegeta's real estate credentials include genocide, planetary destruction, murdering his co-workers, disobeying orders, and working for an effeminate genocidal alien lizard dictator, so he probably wouldn't do such a good job handling Earth real estate.

Vegeta's probably not evil or cruel enough for Earth real estate.

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#32316: Jan 9th 2016 at 8:58:56 PM

[up]

OK, that was pretty funny, not gonna lie.

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#32317: Jan 9th 2016 at 9:17:33 PM

XD

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#32318: Jan 9th 2016 at 9:19:01 PM

<.<

>.>

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#32319: Jan 9th 2016 at 10:23:57 PM

Correction, Goku became a farmer in Yo! Son Goku and His Friends Return!!, where Mr. Satan and Majin Buu were shown to have opened a hotel.

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#32320: Jan 9th 2016 at 11:07:18 PM

So that scene was in Super this week. You know the one.

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#32321: Jan 9th 2016 at 11:12:54 PM

Goku kill stealing?

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#32322: Jan 9th 2016 at 11:14:40 PM

The Bad Ring Laser?

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#32323: Jan 9th 2016 at 11:16:14 PM

[up]Bingo

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#32324: Jan 9th 2016 at 11:17:24 PM

Bad Ring Laser? What's that?

edited 9th Jan '16 11:17:35 PM by AdricDePsycho

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#32325: Jan 9th 2016 at 11:24:46 PM

The ring Sorbet uses to basically wreck Goku because he let his guard down for a moment.


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