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unnoun Since: Jan, 2012
#26801: Oct 23rd 2015 at 3:17:03 AM

I hope super toilet paper isn't spiky.

That'd be awful.

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#26802: Oct 23rd 2015 at 3:19:55 AM

On the other hand, it will clean you out.

Of your intestines.

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TheAirman Brightness from The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Brightness
#26803: Oct 23rd 2015 at 8:29:39 AM

Good. Intestines are a beautiful, complex work of nature, and all we do is fill them with shit.

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#26804: Oct 23rd 2015 at 8:34:59 AM

I want to see an AU scenario in a Dragon Ball game one of these days where Mr. Satan pushes Gohan out of the way, resulting in Super Buu (Satan Absorbed).

edited 23rd Oct '15 8:35:13 AM by TobiasDrake

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Rinsankajugin Since: Feb, 2012
#26805: Oct 23rd 2015 at 8:49:53 AM

And he'll be the most powerful creature ever...

Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#26806: Oct 23rd 2015 at 8:55:35 AM

His skin turns black, his eyes gigantic, and his lips soaked with the blood of countless innocents.

edited 23rd Oct '15 8:56:04 AM by Soble

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#26807: Oct 23rd 2015 at 9:03:43 AM

As if Super Buu's ego wasn't already huge when he absorbed Gotenks.

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#26808: Oct 23rd 2015 at 9:07:42 AM

[up][up]I C wut U did thar.

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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#26809: Oct 23rd 2015 at 2:13:51 PM

Mr. Satan's ego is so powerful that he overcomes Super Buu, becoming Super Satan instead.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
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#26810: Oct 23rd 2015 at 2:44:01 PM

He would make the Dynamite Punch a real thing.

Somehow.

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Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#26811: Oct 23rd 2015 at 2:44:51 PM

And his hand would explode as a result.

TheMageofFire Since: May, 2012
#26812: Oct 23rd 2015 at 2:45:52 PM

But he can always regenerate it

Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#26813: Oct 23rd 2015 at 3:15:07 PM

He gained the ability to not regenerate from injuries, just like the man he absorbed.

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#26814: Oct 23rd 2015 at 6:07:14 PM

The Ultra Megaton Punch (with delayed impact) would be a reality!

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#26815: Oct 23rd 2015 at 6:58:32 PM

You know, I do have to wonder...

What the hell does Goku need farm equipment for? He can work faster and better with his bare hands than with all the equipment in the world. IIRC, he already knows how to do a lot of farmwork, since that was part of his training with Roshi.

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LSBK Since: Sep, 2014
#26816: Oct 23rd 2015 at 6:59:56 PM

It could just be Chichi forcing him to do it that way because she wants normalcy and such.

Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#26817: Oct 23rd 2015 at 7:04:02 PM

He shouldn't be working as a farmer in the first place given the amount of money he could make as a prize fighter or whatever. He could even teach people martial arts. Gohan taught Videl how to fly pretty quickly, there has to be a market for that sort of thing.

I blame Chichi because she's terrible.

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#26818: Oct 23rd 2015 at 7:13:23 PM

Correct, Chi-Chi as done by Toei is terrible.

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HandsomeRob Leader of the Holey Brotherhood from The land of broken records Since: Jan, 2015
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#26819: Oct 23rd 2015 at 7:15:07 PM

Or Toriyama just didn't think of it.

I mean, he's still somewhat involved in this right?

Well lets just say, everyone is terrible.

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#26820: Oct 23rd 2015 at 7:16:49 PM

Does anyone know why Chi-Chi even was made this way in the first place?

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Arha Since: Jan, 2010
#26821: Oct 23rd 2015 at 7:25:51 PM

Probably just because it was easy to write her like that as a natural development from her picking a fight with Goku at that tournament. Doubt there's any deeper reason behind it.

BlackYakuzu94 CHADhan Player. from Easy Coast/NY Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
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#26822: Oct 23rd 2015 at 8:05:18 PM

Cuz bitchy characters who heckle men are funny to Japanese people.

Real talk, Goku could make money being a fighter, I have no idea why they don't explore that.

A lazy millennial who's good at what he does.
LSBK Since: Sep, 2014
#26823: Oct 23rd 2015 at 8:07:48 PM

I really think the reason is supposed to be that Chichi doesn't consider it a legitimate way to make money.

edited 23rd Oct '15 8:08:11 PM by LSBK

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#26824: Oct 23rd 2015 at 8:17:19 PM

And because it's no fun to Goku. Unless Vegeta entered, he could win the entire tournament with one punch. Not even hitting anyone, just the wind from his punch.

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#26825: Oct 23rd 2015 at 8:18:03 PM

Chi-chi's dream is to have a stereotypically normal life with a stereotypically normal family. Goku farming with his bare hands, obsessively training all the time, and fighting for money do not fit into that.


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