Sorry movie I am not hyped by the return of some chump who died years ago.
Oh, the koala lived and the generic looking skinny guy was the one who got immediately axed so that we know that Freeza is a Very Bad Man.
Okay, who's the midget alien who is not named Taco?
Why does this movie assume I know who Not Paco and Tights are but not who killed Freeza?
edited 21st Nov '17 11:25:14 PM by Arha
Obviously only humans have souls and therefore nobody else needs a god.
"Stay in the kitchen sweetie daddy's got important work to do."
What the fuck.
Oh yeah and why did a bullet even hurt Videl? She should be like ten time stronger than start of manga Goku and he was immune to bullets already. Even Roshi and Krillin just thought they hurt.
Okay, why are you opening a can of worms such as turning back time on command? Setting aside that now I know the Earth is going to be destroyed or something, do you hate having tension in your story that much, Toriyama?
Why are Roshi, Tien and Krillin here? And what do you mean 'this is too dangerous for Chaotzu and Yamcha' you are just as much of a useless deadweight as they are and you have been since Nappa at best and Drum at worst.
This movie is terrible and unsalvageable and there is no point to me making further comments. Just know that I hate all of this.
There being no point isn't enough to stop me I guess why are they struggling against mooks. Why did Krillin use his damn spinny choppy zoom beam on a cliff instead of actual enemies? Why did Piccolo take off like one hundred pound weights as though that would matter? Why are Tien and especially Roshi even here?
Man, I didn't think this movie could make me think Krillin sucks more than I already did. And what's with all this bringing out of "signature" attacks that were barely even used in the original? And why is red horny guy beating up Piccolo? Does he have a fatal illness crippling him like Goku did in the Androids arc? Piccolo should be, what, semi Perfect Cell level at this point?
edited 22nd Nov '17 12:21:38 AM by Arha
New post time instead of continuing to make edits! Since when could people make guns that are stronger than Golden Freeza's attacks? Dude is carrying a planet buster on his ring finger. And yet they still haven't killed Sorbet. Why is he still alive I don't understand.
edited 22nd Nov '17 12:59:14 AM by Arha
Who's saying the "Stay in the kitch..." line...?
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.I mean, I suppose it would...but I'd better check it out just to be sure.
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.There is no sense to 18 staying behind. If it was just to bring the old cast back together than Yamcha should have shown up but he didn't so it was for the most powerful humans but 18 is stronger than Krillen.
Also Arha your shredding comments are as welcome as always.
Oh, it was 18's reaction wasn't it?
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.It should be noted that the whole scene with the crew fighting the mooks was just pure fanservice so thats why characters long in retirement like Krillen, Tien, & even Roshi joined in on the action.
So your opinion on that section is really dependent on how much you like these characters. Personally I thought it was awesome seeing them all kick some ass but again thats just me.
Poor Yamcha though, he really has become a meme. The theater I was in while watching the movie burst out laughing after what Tien said.
edited 22nd Nov '17 1:17:26 AM by slimcoder
"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."None of those 3 characters have hair, so...
edited 22nd Nov '17 1:18:25 AM by randomness4
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.^^^ Her reaction was pretty bad too but just him saying that was awful on its own.
That section lasted way too long and added absolutely nothing. It also made Krillin, Piccolo and Gohan look like complete chumps.
Tien too I guess since I had the impression he was vaguely similar to Krillin in strength, but since that's just my guess I don't really care.
edited 22nd Nov '17 1:19:32 AM by Arha
Also, unrelated to this movie being abysmal, but is it just me or does Freeza look more like a monkey than Saiyans? With those short lets and prehensile feet and tail he looks way more suited to living in a tree leaping from branch to branch than the basically human saiyans. Sure he lacks hair, but Goku never threw shit at anyone so it's about even.
edited 22nd Nov '17 1:24:23 AM by Arha
He probably did when he was hanging around those monkeys.
But Freezerator? I could see it...
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.If Whis and Beers weren't there everyone would've died anyway...
And nobody would've cared to wish them back The End...
edited 22nd Nov '17 1:31:24 AM by randomness4
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.I know that writing shenanigans would happen...but I always look for the hopeful and brighter scenario.
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.Okay, Goku kill stealed, movie is over so far as I'm concerned.
The nicest thing I can say about this is that so far as I know Pilaf, Mai and... Shu? Was that his name? never reentered the story. I bet they did after the point I quit watching and Trunks began sloppily making out with all three just to make it even more disgusting.

IIRC, the one year limit only applied when multiple people were being revived.
This song needs more love.