Damn, now all I want to do is think of more DBZ-related rhymes.
Chiaotzu on Lao Tzu?
Cabba on the Jabba?
Kale on the bale?
Freeza on the (Leaning Tower of) Pisa?
Krillin on the tefillin?
Burter on the frankfurter?
Kahseral on the casserole? (Okay, that one's kind of cheating)
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!Aparently so. never knew imgur didn't need an account.
https://imgur.com/a/2E1Ik
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
Cell in the Hell.
Yajirobe on the Obi-Wan Kenobi
Babidi in Tenacious D
Kami on the salami
Zamasu at the llama zoo
I can keep going.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Piccolo on the bungalow.
Chi chi on the nietzsche.
Trunks on the (Elephant)Trunks. (MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!)
One Strip! One Strip!What the fuck have I started. Also, that image of Yamcha on a Yamaha is more perfect than I could've asked for. Also also, Yamcha and Yamaha totally rhyme, both with the sound of the first syllable and the last. I've seen enough Dragon Ball and Yamaha commercials to know.
edited 28th Sep '17 1:26:36 PM by PushoverMediaCritic
The final A of both words technically make the same sound but, since it isn't stressed, it's almost impossible to hear the rhyme. Personally, I don't think it counts. However, it's worth noting that alliteration is technically a type of rhyming.
Do you think it's possible Frieza may have a Freudian Excuse for his actions, however minor? His father did just abandon him after his first death for the hopes of training Future Trunks and seemed really callous about him. I can't imagine his childhood being all that pleasant with King Cold as a father

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...
...Narirama on the Hariyama.
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!