That description cracked me up.Yeah sure, it's the other gods of destruction that violent. they are not sweethearts like Beerus.
Also, I'd like to appreciate how much Goku has leveled up since the start of Super. Back then Beerus took him down with a light tap while in SSJ 3 and now he can exchange blows with him while in base. Amazing progress.
Beerus can control his strength very well. I imagine he totally could reduce his own strength to the point of exchanging blows with Mr. Satan or even letting him win.
Because everyone knows there's no beating Mr. Satan, the only human to have never died, even once.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariI don't care, I just want Beerus to fight Mr. Satan and lose, so Mr. Satan's statue in Toki Toki City is replaced with an entire freaking building shaped like him in the next Xenoverse.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariWatching the episode: funny how literally everyone figured it out almost immediately. Holy crap, Chiaotzu got to do something! HOLY CRAP, CHIAOTZU CAN RESTRAIN GOKU A LITTLE WITH HIS TELEKINISIS!!! Krillin using the Solar Flare to blind Goku was brilliant. I love how Bulma has just gotten so comfortable with talking to Beerus as equals and even manipulating him. Piccolo and Vegeta's Bad "Bad Acting" pretending to be controlled by Monaka was great. MY WISH FOR PUAR TO IMPERSONATE BEERUS CAME TRUE!!! Yamcha almost ruining everything was Actually Pretty Funny. And so, Beerus learned not to lie.
For me, the funniest thing about the whole thing Beyond Yamcha messing up, which was kinda funny, just that it feels like it came at a really bad time for me) was how Goku was using past experiences to explain what was going on, rather then just catching on to the truth. Can't sense Monaka's power? He's got God power. Monaka is suddenly bigger? He just transformed? In two places at once? He can create duplicates. These are all things Goku has seen before so in-universe, it's not so dumb for him to keep missing the point. Of course, it also stems from him being simple minded enough to still buy into Beerus' lie in the first place.
One Strip! One Strip!It's still kind of dumb, since everyone immediately agreed to not tell Goku since it might make him lose the extra push in his training for Zen'o's tournament, which is flat out ridiculous since Goku already has Hit, Beerus, Champa, Whis, Vados, and most likely Zen'o and his attendants to motivate him, so there's really no reason at all for anyone to actually agree to keep it secret.
Let's see if you can get past my Beelzemon. Mephiles, WARP SHINKA!Didn't stop Beerus from slappin her tho.
I like to think Goku played along just to save the planet, but since its Goku he probably is that dumb.
A lazy millennial who's good at what he does.

I like that Puar got do do his one thing. Yay Puar.