Ya ever think Oolong gets offended when he crosses path pig furry, or does he transform into a human in retaliation?
I thought that, as a dragon, your only thought towards non-dragon creatures was "Oh, lunch."
Let the joy of love give you an answer! Check out my book!Nonsense! Sometimes they're entertainment. Sometimes they're treasure.
edited 18th Mar '16 10:29:19 AM by TobiasDrake
My Tumblr. Currently side-by-side liveblogging Digimon Adventure, sub vs dub.I wouldn't question a dragon if I were you. It's not good for your health.
Let the joy of love give you an answer! Check out my book!A variety of reasons. Decoration, labor, companionship, or because they're tasty. Why do people want cats?
EDIT: It can even be a status symbol. Lol, you thought your kingdom was the biggest and awesomest thing around but now I own your princess and half your army is smoldering. Dragons win, humans cry.
edited 18th Mar '16 11:09:04 AM by TobiasDrake
My Tumblr. Currently side-by-side liveblogging Digimon Adventure, sub vs dub.Why only damsels though?
Why would damsels be better aesthetically for a giant overgrown lizard?
Why would a dragon need labor, and what work could the average young woman possibly do that a dragon couldn't?
I thought mostly dragons just slept on their hoard.
And. I mean, maybe companionship? But.
For food, why keep them? Why not just eat them there? And, again, why damsels?
Humans originally domesticated cats mainly to catch rats and mice and other pests.
edited 18th Mar '16 11:11:07 AM by unnoun
Speaking as a fellow dragon, I fully understand what Tobias is talking about. Damsels have a very deep and special connection with dragons and explaining that to a non-dragon would be rather difficult. It'd be like trying to explain what it was like to see to someone without eyes.
Let the joy of love give you an answer! Check out my book!Because, culturally, only women can be beautiful. Dragons are the ultimate expression of the traditionally masculine ideal: powerful, confident, wealthy, influential creatures that shake the world with every step, who act without fear of consequence or repercussion, who force the world to bend around us rather than changing to accommodate it. As the embodiment of Toxic Masculinity, we couldn't admire the features of men; that'd be gay.
I'll just leave this here. ->
That's hilarious and I love it. I want this game so bad.
edited 18th Mar '16 11:35:44 AM by TobiasDrake
My Tumblr. Currently side-by-side liveblogging Digimon Adventure, sub vs dub....
To be quite frank, when you're a big ass powerful Dragon, I'm pretty sure shits and giggles is a viable answer to any question about why they do what they do.
That and because I felt like it, because I can and Fwoosh!
That last one is my approximation of what a dragon breathing fire on some smart ass human sounds like.
One Strip! One Strip!The damsel would probably just get crushed.
That is, unless the Dragon is working for the Damsel.
No one would see it coming at all.
One Strip! One Strip!I mean. It wouldn't just be her internal structure? Like. The external too, probably.
It'd be a lot of rearranging.
At a certain point you'd just make a really big blow-up doll.
There has to be easier ways to get sex.
Like, again, why human women? Why not find another dragon? Or, like, a drake?
Or, I dunno, a giant? Or a troll? Or an ogre. Or. Something more to scale?
I mean, nevermind all the other stuff, just speaking purely about the logistical, practical aspects.
edited 18th Mar '16 1:21:18 PM by unnoun
Like, there are half-Giants and half-Trolls and half-Ogres and half-Dragons, but there are no half-Ogre half-Dragons or half-Troll half-Giants. Every species wants human women. Elven women will do in a pinch.
My Tumblr. Currently side-by-side liveblogging Digimon Adventure, sub vs dub.I mean, I'm not sure why hairless overgrown chimps with slightly better posture would be attractive to enormous ancient lizards to begin with.
And. Like, even if you take the standpoint that they don't consider them attractive but just use them. Like. Like it's still not a practical or effective method?
Well, humans seem to be able to procreate with everything under the sun, so... I imagine that it comes down to sexual compatibility.
And sure, dragons may have penises bigger than the woman's entire body, but Dragons can use magic, remember? While shapeshifting's generally the domain of Silvers, I'm fairly sure they can find a way to screw a human woman without turning her insides into outsides.
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