Who would win? (Comic book edition)

The thugs have more style, and a lot more snark. It goes to them.

John Constantine vs. Mysterio.

John Constantine would already have won the second he learned Mysterio so much as existed. The only real question would be how long it took the Laughing Magician to reduce dear old Quentin to a drooling, gibbering wreck :/

Man-Thing vs. Scarecrow

One dose of fear gas would cause the Man-Thing to immolate itself.

Sentinels vs Manhunters

Sentinels.

Marceline vs. All-New Ghost Rider.

edited 22nd Aug '14 5:14:17 AM by TargetmasterJoe

Fine then, Donald beats Howard The Duck for being original and being a sailor, who are supposed to be tough.

Marceline beats Ghost Rider because she can be invisible and fly.

Cobweb vs Action Girl

... gonna have to go with Cobweb, since Action Girl, while undoubtedly living up to her name, doesn't seem to be much of a combatant (at least as far as I can tell from what I can find- not familiar with either character).

Gonna go older-school on this one; Doomsday (circa his Superman: Hunter/Prey power levels) versus Lobo (at his maximum power levels, including his full weaponry loadout).

For those who aren't familiar, this is pre-Villain Decay Doomsday. Strength and invulnerability roughly on par with Superman's, pretenaturally sharp bone spikes (as in 'can cut Superman by virtue of pure sharp-ness' levels of sharp), and able to return to life shortly after being killed, immune to whatever it was that had killed him, with the effects appearing to be cumulative (so he could never be killed the same way twice, even if there had been an intervening death).

As for Lobo, maximum theoretical power levels would be strength and durability roughly on par with Superman's, regeneration that's likely even faster than Superman's (at least on those occasions that writers actually remember that Superman is supposed to have superfast healing on top of all his other powers), total immortality via both Heaven and Hell (and presumably every other afterlife as well) permanently banning him, his gear (weird rocket bike-thing that seems to carry planet buster-sized missiles, at least sometimes, his hook-and-chain, and a wide variety of ridiculously huge 90s sci-fi-anti-hero guns), and... for lack of a better term, Czarnian blood-cloning. Every time he gets injured, every cell of the blood that ends up outside his body flash-grows into a full-sized and -powered Lobo clone.

For argument's sake, we'll say that Doomsday ate one of Lobo's space dolphin pets, something guaranteed to send the 'Main Man' into a berserk rage that wouldn't end until Doomsday had been beaten to death, shot, beaten some more, ripped into tiny chunks, shot a few more times, and the planet he was on blown up.

Hoookeeey....

To begin: Lobo fires enough dakka at Doomsday to make an Ork jealous. Doomsday recovers, becomes immune.

Lobo unleashes even more dakka, but since Doomsday is now immune, it has no effect and the two degenerate into choppa. Doomsday rips Lobo apart, and is prompty set upon by hundreds of Lobo clones, who cannot hurt Doomsday because he's immune to everything.

Eventually, Doomsday manages to chuck one of the clones into the sun. This seems to work, and after an epic fight, he throws the rest of the clones in as well, one by one. Doomsday, now immune to all the dakka, goes on to wreak vengeance; Lobo adjusts to life as a ghost.

I figure it's time for a battle between obscure multi-armed ladies, so Spiral vs Maeve. For those who don't know, Maeve is armed with Cúchullain's sword, a huge handgun, regular grenades, and 'time bombs', which send people through time but not space. Spiral is here.