133. (British only) We want Calais back. (Falls under reason 8.)
edited 29th Mar '12 1:40:09 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.139: They grow pineapples!
140: Why not?
141: The president knows me by name... He knows too much.
edited 29th Mar '12 3:19:37 PM by Crayon97
Crayon97 Yoylecake!142: We're pretty sure they're going to try and liberate this third world nation we've been exploiting with the help of the local elite, and that would be rather bad for our bottom line.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.143 The whole Soylent Green thing fell through. So we decided to use your country for our foodsource.
edited 29th Mar '12 3:36:44 PM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.144. Because your country is gross.
edited 29th Mar '12 3:54:57 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame156. We totally need that landmark. Think of all the tourism money we'll get from it!
Tropers watching movies159: Their capital is fancier and we want to make it our capital. (The Ottoman method.)
160: Their capital is fancier and we want to burn it into oblivion so our capital can shine! (The Roman method.)
edited 30th Mar '12 6:20:00 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.161: They insulted us over mixing up "then" and "than".
162: For Science!! Test case: How does the human psyche react when confronted with a sudden, all-encompassing war?
edited 30th Mar '12 6:22:34 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D

130. Our country was part of theirs before the independence thing, and we want the rest of the country to experience independence and freedom under our rule.
cross dust to the porches