101. In the name of the God-Emperor. Specifically, the God-Emperor you intend to be.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.102. They call their holidays different (means: They call their holidays and everything belonging to them by the WRONG names)
103. The representative they sent didn't want me to show him the grand national enemy skull collection which we're so proud of.
edited 28th Mar '12 9:21:08 AM by Eyefish
cross dust to the porches104. You were having a really bad day.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.107: Humanity will lose its edge if we don't fight! We must always be practicing for the Andromedan incursions...
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.108: Because the magic number says so.
109: Because Destiny Says So
112: Because war is hell, and there will be an hell on earth before (insert deity here) will return to earth. Therefore, by waging war, we can speed up the second coming of (Insert deity here).
113: Because trolling is fun.
edited 29th Mar '12 6:30:44 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D114: They practice human sacrifice. But it's the wrong kind of human sacrifice. We need to teach them how to do it properly.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.115: Because declaring war doesn't mean waging war.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books118: Because they broke my highscore!
119: Because they insulted the daughter of the niece of the grandson of the Emperor's wife's mother's school friend. (Is there atropes for such chains?)
122: Because you live in a peaceful era where nothing much happens, and you don't want the history to be boring to read about.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.124. Because the bastard deliberately skipped #123
edited 29th Mar '12 8:18:09 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.123. To correct your bad education system that does not teach people how to count properly.
125 (since 124 was taken). Because I'm a Depraved Bisexual, and your army is full of Good-Looking Privates.
edited 29th Mar '12 9:57:11 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame126. Tales about orphans are heartwarming. Therefore, we should make more orphans!
I feel slightly ill typing that.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.127: Wars end eventually. Therefore, if we have war, peace is ensured to eventually happen.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books

98. Prettier borders.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.