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Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#251: Apr 12th 2012 at 11:35:58 AM

324. Wanted to impress cute P.M. of neutral nation.

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#252: Apr 12th 2012 at 6:10:32 PM

325. I lost my cat, and I want to make sure she isn't there.

326. Their national anthem is cooler, and this would give me an excuse to use it.

327. My sister is having a birthday party there.

328. I want to see if they have a better internet connection over there.

Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#253: Apr 12th 2012 at 7:31:18 PM

329. Too many people pretending to be a prince of that country are scamming my people on the internet. If that country is gone, the scamming will stop.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#254: Apr 13th 2012 at 2:32:04 AM

330. Too many pretenders to the country I just destroyed are popping up on the internet raising rebellions; if I declare war again, I can get them all sent off to die in some horrible conflict!

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
#255: Apr 13th 2012 at 2:44:07 AM

331: There are too many scammers in that country; they're causing my people to realize that I am scamming them too.

Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#256: Apr 13th 2012 at 3:35:05 AM

332. There's too much corruption in that country which I am not party to.

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
DiurnalBrocolli Something... from Somewhere... Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Something...
#257: Apr 13th 2012 at 5:07:06 AM

333. They discontinued Jelly Bean flavored soda.

334. They mixed vanilla with milk.

335. They replaced your Nintendo DS/3DS stylus with a lollipop.

336. You were disappointed to find Crystal Lake didn't have any crystals at the bottom, just some dude with a machete.

edited 13th Apr '12 5:20:02 AM by DiurnalBrocolli

Just floating around...
Misuki Full Time Bookworm from Clown Country (USA) (Long Runner) Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Full Time Bookworm
#258: Apr 13th 2012 at 8:39:40 AM

337. They don't serve you pizza at diplomatic meetings.

338. One of your little punks left graffiti on our walls.

edited 13th Apr '12 8:54:03 AM by Misuki

"The three rules of the librarians of time and space: silence; books must be returned on time; no interfering with the nature of causality."
Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#259: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:24:37 AM

339. Their new national anthem is just OUR national anthem, with a guitar solo in the middle.

340. Their U.N. address was just OUR U.N. address from yesterday, read in a silly voice.

341. Declared Milhouse a meme in front of the entire U.N.

edited 13th Apr '12 11:34:21 AM by Jhimmibhob

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#260: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:29:34 AM

342. My favorite cartoon show was in that country, and it got cancelled!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#261: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:34:34 AM

343. During joint exercises, wouldn't let anyone else form the head.

AwesomeCreep STARE. from Cheyenne, WY, USA Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
STARE.
#262: Apr 13th 2012 at 1:13:45 PM

344. I tripped and fell. That's clearly your country's fault!

345. I can't pronounce the name of your country.

^^ HA HA LOOK WHAT THIS IDIOT POSTED! ^^
PrincesaLuna princess of the night from The moon Since: Apr, 2012
princess of the night
#263: Apr 13th 2012 at 2:03:28 PM

346 forgot we were allies

The fun has been doubled!
Wildcard Since: Jun, 2012
#264: Apr 13th 2012 at 3:50:36 PM

347: Heard of a war between our countries thousands of years ago that technically never ended. Wanted to make up for lost time.

Misuki Full Time Bookworm from Clown Country (USA) (Long Runner) Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Full Time Bookworm
#265: Apr 13th 2012 at 5:03:33 PM

348. Your country's leaders Tweeted something scandalous about ours.

"The three rules of the librarians of time and space: silence; books must be returned on time; no interfering with the nature of causality."
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#267: Apr 13th 2012 at 5:26:19 PM

350: The League of Nations told us not to.

edited 13th Apr '12 5:26:28 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

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CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#269: Apr 13th 2012 at 6:07:47 PM

352: They are pathetic enough that they actually caved in to pressure from the League of Nations once. We can take them easily.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
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#270: Apr 13th 2012 at 6:21:24 PM

353: Their general's wearing the exact same uniform as me! Has he no fashion sense?!

"It ain't about whether you win or lose, unless you got money on the game, because...damn. That's your money, son."
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#271: Apr 13th 2012 at 6:22:01 PM

354. They won't stop playing loud music over the DMZ at obnoxious hours. It's just not neighbourly!

355. We're having trouble extraditing criminals there. If we invade we can reform their courts to the UN's satisfaction.

edited 13th Apr '12 6:22:23 PM by Bisected8

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Misuki Full Time Bookworm from Clown Country (USA) (Long Runner) Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Full Time Bookworm
#272: Apr 13th 2012 at 7:49:49 PM

356. Because why not?

"The three rules of the librarians of time and space: silence; books must be returned on time; no interfering with the nature of causality."
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#273: Apr 13th 2012 at 8:02:06 PM

357. To prove it's them, not their weather, that protect them against invasion.

358. Because I bet ten dollars that I could.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010

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