330. Too many pretenders to the country I just destroyed are popping up on the internet raising rebellions; if I declare war again, I can get them all sent off to die in some horrible conflict!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.332. There's too much corruption in that country which I am not party to.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.333. They discontinued Jelly Bean flavored soda.
334. They mixed vanilla with milk.
335. They replaced your Nintendo DS/3DS stylus with a lollipop.
336. You were disappointed to find Crystal Lake didn't have any crystals at the bottom, just some dude with a machete.
edited 13th Apr '12 5:20:02 AM by DiurnalBrocolli
Just floating around...342. My favorite cartoon show was in that country, and it got cancelled!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.354. They won't stop playing loud music over the DMZ at obnoxious hours. It's just not neighbourly!
355. We're having trouble extraditing criminals there. If we invade we can reform their courts to the UN's satisfaction.
edited 13th Apr '12 6:22:23 PM by Bisected8
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324. Wanted to impress cute P.M. of neutral nation.