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YourBloodyValentine Since: Nov, 2016
#2651: Apr 7th 2024 at 5:49:16 AM

460. Because our king's mistress is the sister's uncle's cousin of their deceased king, three times removed, so the throne clearly belongs to us and not the legitimate son of their former monarch.

Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#2652: Apr 7th 2024 at 6:53:52 AM

461: They spray-painted rude messages outside our launderette.

Edited by Sammael29 on Apr 7th 2024 at 6:54:12 AM

EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
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#2653: Apr 7th 2024 at 7:48:06 AM

462. I had a nightmare last night. Clearly, their sorcerers are cursing our citizens!

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Kahran042 The Topic Slayer from New Hampshire Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#2654: Apr 7th 2024 at 9:02:35 AM

463. Their capital has a cooler name than ours.

Edited by Kahran042 on Apr 7th 2024 at 12:05:31 PM

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#2655: Apr 7th 2024 at 12:35:58 PM

464: They are not us.

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chino514 (Apprentice)
#2656: Apr 7th 2024 at 1:17:01 PM

465: A player from their country destroyed me in a online game.

EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
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#2657: Apr 7th 2024 at 1:18:45 PM

466. Our king dropped his wallet in their capital, so we sent the army to go fetch it.

The ruler of the school and most popular kid in Golden Grove.
moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
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#2658: Apr 7th 2024 at 4:49:08 PM

467. Because our citizens have the flu. Clearly, they must've cursed us!

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#2659: Aug 14th 2024 at 8:01:27 AM

468: Because they apparently have "L rizz".

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EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
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#2660: Sep 8th 2024 at 7:57:59 PM

469: How was I supposed to know that big red button would nuke their capital?

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JustNormalMusicLover Just one media nerd (Experienced Trainee) Relationship Status: Abstaining
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#2661: Sep 8th 2024 at 8:16:11 PM

470: Just because goals are mutually opposing doesn't mean it's an excuse to immediately declare war, negotiation attempt beforehand is a must

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TheLyniezian from Technically not actually Lyniezia (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2662: Jan 12th 2025 at 3:07:31 PM

471. Pfft. Negotiation? A fool's game for big ol' wussy cat cowards! If we have a difference of opinion, if they have resources they want, if we fancy their princess and wish to marry her, let's just invade the bastards and KILL 'EM ALL! (Except the princess of course.)

[EDIT: OOC: needless to say genocide cannot be condoned in real life, but I feel compelled to say so.]

Edited by TheLyniezian on Jan 12th 2025 at 11:19:40 AM

EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
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#2663: Jan 12th 2025 at 3:58:14 PM

472. The snow has been piling up around our nation, and the quickest route across now goes through their capital.

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Yamanekko it's TIIIIIIIIIME from Mariah Carey’s evil lair (at the North Pole) Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
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#2664: Jan 12th 2025 at 4:01:48 PM

473: Oh, you know :3

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The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
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#2667: Jan 12th 2025 at 7:24:44 PM

476: I'm sure we had a good reason.

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#2668: Jan 13th 2025 at 5:59:38 AM

Reason #477: bcz we can lol

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Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#2669: Jan 13th 2025 at 7:32:18 AM

478: They took our best chairs.

TheLyniezian from Technically not actually Lyniezia (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2670: Jan 13th 2025 at 9:11:22 AM

479. Their queen broke up with me.

Memer999 da roba from The Wild East Since: Nov, 2020 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
ArchduchessKittycat from the greatest place you've never heard of (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
#2672: Feb 8th 2025 at 7:23:24 PM

481. Their ruler stuck their tongue out at me.

YourBloodyValentine Since: Nov, 2016
#2673: Feb 9th 2025 at 5:08:35 AM

482. We want a rematch for the previous war.

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. πŸ—ΎπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#2674: Feb 9th 2025 at 5:15:46 AM

483: The other nation stole your huge pets.

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Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#2675: Feb 9th 2025 at 5:39:22 AM

484: The other nation, God forbid, daring to say they prefer the American Sonic CD soundtrack to the Japanese one.

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