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YourBloodyValentine Since: Nov, 2016
#2651: Apr 7th 2024 at 5:49:16 AM

460. Because our king's mistress is the sister's uncle's cousin of their deceased king, three times removed, so the throne clearly belongs to us and not the legitimate son of their former monarch.

Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#2652: Apr 7th 2024 at 6:53:52 AM

461: They spray-painted rude messages outside our launderette.

Edited by Sammael29 on Apr 7th 2024 at 6:54:12 AM

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#2653: Apr 7th 2024 at 7:48:06 AM

462. I had a nightmare last night. Clearly, their sorcerers are cursing our citizens!

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Kahran042 The Topic Slayer from New Hampshire Since: Jun, 2012
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#2654: Apr 7th 2024 at 9:02:35 AM

463. Their capital has a cooler name than ours.

Edited by Kahran042 on Apr 7th 2024 at 12:05:31 PM

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#2655: Apr 7th 2024 at 12:35:58 PM

464: They are not us.

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#2656: Apr 7th 2024 at 1:17:01 PM

465: A player from their country destroyed me in a online game.

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#2657: Apr 7th 2024 at 1:18:45 PM

466. Our king dropped his wallet in their capital, so we sent the army to go fetch it.

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#2658: Apr 7th 2024 at 4:49:08 PM

467. Because our citizens have the flu. Clearly, they must've cursed us!

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