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MisterTambourineMan Unbeugsame Klinge from Under a tree Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
Unbeugsame Klinge
#2626: May 25th 2023 at 7:44:39 PM

436: We're jealous that they have a better army.

Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#2627: May 25th 2023 at 7:49:35 PM

437: They play better music than us!

"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2628: Jun 24th 2023 at 2:03:36 PM

438: Because they bumped the thread.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#2629: Jun 27th 2023 at 2:22:40 AM

439: A game of chicken went too far

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Heehee47 Princess of Moonbrooke from The guy standing right in front of you. Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Princess of Moonbrooke
#2630: Jun 27th 2023 at 4:50:41 AM

440: A key from my computer popped off.

Wherefore comest thou here?
Tonckaofthedamned I am here to be britsh, and write angst, and the Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: You spin me right round, baby
I am here to be britsh, and write angst, and the
#2631: Jun 27th 2023 at 6:31:58 AM

441: because these brutish nomads are as strong as they are stupid, and should not be underestimated.

you should trust and come with me, after all, everyone who does that dies in the same room as me.
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#2632: Jun 27th 2023 at 6:33:11 AM

442: They're more beautiful than us!

"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#2633: Sep 30th 2023 at 4:26:01 PM

443: Because they abandoned their forums.

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Noaqiyeum we must dissent (it/they) from across the gulf of space (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
YourBloodyValentine Since: Nov, 2016
#2635: Oct 1st 2023 at 12:31:44 AM

445. We get bored while translating their peace offer.

Pbskidsfan Oona the Gadget Lady Since: Feb, 2021 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Oona the Gadget Lady
#2636: Dec 15th 2023 at 7:55:11 AM

446: Because they forgot about a very funny thread.

My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you silly. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#2637: Dec 15th 2023 at 7:58:04 AM

447: Because we have short-term memory about not declaring war.

"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
jandn2014 SMILE! from somewhere in Connecticut Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Hiding
SMILE!
#2638: Dec 15th 2023 at 8:04:17 AM

448. Because they accidentally double-post.

jandn2014 SMILE! from somewhere in Connecticut Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Hiding
SMILE!
#2639: Dec 15th 2023 at 8:04:22 AM

448. Because they accidentally double-post.

jtard Human from The OTHER Playground (Apprentice)
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#2641: Dec 15th 2023 at 7:24:15 PM

450. They genuinely believe the Navy Seals copypasta.

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#2642: Dec 15th 2023 at 7:28:38 PM

451. They might be evil and we have to find out!

"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Icon of the Era
#2643: Dec 30th 2023 at 10:01:08 PM

452. We forgot we were even at war to begin with

The ruler of the school and most popular kid in Golden Grove.
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#2644: Jan 1st 2024 at 9:15:05 PM

453. Because they stole my teddy!

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
Coachpill Taxidermy (he/him) from Gen Z Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Taxidermy (he/him)
#2645: Jan 1st 2024 at 10:54:38 PM

454. They wore Lederhosen even though they have no ancestry where it originates from!

Your goateed philistine is sashaying towards us. | 🧱
YourBloodyValentine Since: Nov, 2016
#2646: Jan 1st 2024 at 11:27:31 PM

455. We asked nicely to turn down the music!

clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#2647: Jan 2nd 2024 at 6:17:24 AM

456. Our eyes are hurting and we're too cranky not to declare war.

"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
EnigmaticObserver Icon of the Era from beyond space, but not time (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Icon of the Era
#2648: Jan 2nd 2024 at 11:19:39 AM

457. We accidently pushed the declare war button while making a pizza order, and it's way too awkward if we don't go through with it.

The ruler of the school and most popular kid in Golden Grove.
BigBadShadow25 With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg. from Basement at the Alamo (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Desperate
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg.
#2649: Jan 4th 2024 at 12:33:20 PM

458 We still do not have any idea when or where they’re releasing Coyote Vs Acme.

You’re Gonna Carry That Weight.
moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
actually okay-ish
#2650: Apr 7th 2024 at 4:11:52 AM

459. Because their sink is too noisy!

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?

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