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Theworldsbiggestbruh Impaler Event from Oh Balls Alive! Since: Jul, 2020
Impaler Event
#2501: Apr 23rd 2021 at 6:16:00 PM

305. Someone from there drove one of our cars.

overdrawn at the suicide bank
aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#2502: Apr 23rd 2021 at 6:21:56 PM

306. Someone from here drove one of their cars. And it's a really great car. So we're going to take over their country so we can have their cars!

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2504: Apr 24th 2021 at 5:42:42 AM

308. They didn't bring the cupcakes of sorriness.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2505: Apr 27th 2021 at 4:45:23 PM

309: They took to long to post the 309th reason to go to war.

Goddammit I keep messing up numbers [down]

Edited by JKBenbot on Apr 28th 2021 at 10:57:14 AM

aPod-ofSeals That there is a seal. from the biggest planet on Earth Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
That there is a seal.
#2506: Apr 27th 2021 at 5:58:09 PM

309. They planted a military establishment in our territory! ...Well, potential military establishment, anyway. ...Okay, a tree.

Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
dragonpotter Dancing through life from Mars Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Dancing through life
#2507: Apr 28th 2021 at 3:38:40 PM

310. Their leader gave me the ugly

(They/them)
NotSeki404 Speaks gibberish from New Eridu Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Speaks gibberish
#2508: Apr 28th 2021 at 4:17:09 PM

312: Someone wrote the wrong number and messed the order

Eh-nuh neh?
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#2509: Apr 28th 2021 at 10:33:10 PM

313.I accidently pressed the big red button, I'm too embarrassed to admit the nuclear launch was a mistake.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#2510: Apr 29th 2021 at 4:47:15 AM

314. My parents took my phone privileges, so I'm taking an entire embassy hostage.

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
jandn2014 SMILE! from somewhere in Connecticut Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Hiding
SMILE!
#2512: Apr 29th 2021 at 8:55:14 AM

316. Because they’re too happy.

This Unarmed Goon from Umburgh Since: Mar, 2021 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Unarmed Goon
#2513: May 11th 2021 at 10:15:35 AM

317. They have a better hat than yours.

"It's Thane! Whack him!"
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Vandagyre I think I just got AC team loyalty from Dacardia (Fifth Year at Tropey's) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2516: May 17th 2021 at 8:06:37 AM

320, The other side has too many necromancers for the timeframe.

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2517: May 17th 2021 at 8:18:51 AM

321. Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father?

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
Pogakure Umapyoi! Umapyoi! from The big pile of ryegrass in the sky Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Umapyoi! Umapyoi!
#2518: May 18th 2021 at 6:25:40 AM

322. He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!

Don't you ever fix your lips to say that, bruh. I'm sitting right here and I got my daughter in the backseat
JankyKong He's finally back to kick some... wait from a Secret Base on the Moon Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
He's finally back to kick some... wait
#2519: May 18th 2021 at 6:29:56 AM

323. They beat me in a game of Mario Party.

Your melody still remains in this room and it rings
jandn2014 SMILE! from somewhere in Connecticut Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Hiding
SMILE!
#2520: May 18th 2021 at 6:45:44 AM

324. Because they did better than us at the FitnessGram PACER test.

Edited by jandn2014 on May 18th 2021 at 9:46:04 AM

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2521: May 18th 2021 at 7:59:23 AM

325. The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

Edited by BackSet1 on May 18th 2021 at 10:59:38 AM

Read Pokemon Ultimate Emerald
PurpleEyedGuma Since: Apr, 2020
#2522: May 18th 2021 at 3:12:11 PM

326: We haven’t even gotten to 1000 yet.

tzaoray some guy from somewhere in south korea Since: May, 2020 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
some guy
#2523: May 18th 2021 at 4:27:12 PM

327: Their food tastes like shit.

look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
ginsengaddict Lt (jg) T'lyn (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Lt (jg) T'lyn
#2525: May 18th 2021 at 5:27:26 PM

329: Our people taste like shit.

I suppose, by the transitive property, I too must be "Vulcan as a Motherfucker."[1]

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