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dragonpotter Dancing through life from Mars Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Dancing through life
#2476: Mar 25th 2021 at 11:10:51 AM

250. The queen of the opposing nation is just like....SUPER hot

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BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2477: Mar 25th 2021 at 1:57:36 PM

251. For the vine.

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shackwave Ultraman Omega from Nebula M78 Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Ultraman Omega
#2478: Mar 25th 2021 at 2:18:11 PM

252. For da moneeey.

NotSeki404 Speaks gibberish from New Eridu Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2480: Mar 25th 2021 at 4:10:29 PM

254: Because they started COVID 19, but that’s a side point, THEY DESTROYED MY CHESS BOARD!

dragonpotter Dancing through life from Mars Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Dancing through life
#2481: Mar 25th 2021 at 4:12:41 PM

255: for chaotic neutral reasons

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vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#2482: Mar 25th 2021 at 7:00:11 PM

256:For cake!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
jandn2014 SMILE! from somewhere in Connecticut Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Hiding
SMILE!
#2484: Mar 26th 2021 at 8:42:52 AM

258. Because they use the word “bestie”.

Edited by jandn2014 on Mar 26th 2021 at 11:43:05 AM

dragonpotter Dancing through life from Mars Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Dancing through life
#2485: Mar 26th 2021 at 10:24:45 AM

259. Because they use the word "YOLO"

Edited by dragonpotter on Mar 26th 2021 at 11:24:59 AM

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johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#2486: Mar 26th 2021 at 10:30:11 AM

260. Because I wanna see if the strategy I tried in Hearts of Iron would work in real life

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Immortalartisan AI with access to the console from The fire Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
AI with access to the console
#2488: Mar 26th 2021 at 10:59:20 AM

You can’t make any rhymes with the country name

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JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2489: Mar 26th 2021 at 12:35:27 PM

263. Because the last poster forgot a number

BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Synchronicity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#2492: Mar 28th 2021 at 3:17:23 PM

266. They sacrificed my llama, They sliced it in two.

dragonpotter Dancing through life from Mars Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Dancing through life
#2493: Mar 28th 2021 at 7:41:26 PM

267. Their space program is hiding the aliens

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Cheechdog1 Cheechers Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Cheechers
#2494: Mar 28th 2021 at 8:40:46 PM

268: They owe me free cookies!

Edited by Cheechdog1 on Mar 28th 2021 at 8:41:05 AM

NotSeki404 Speaks gibberish from New Eridu Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Speaks gibberish
#2495: Mar 29th 2021 at 5:29:32 AM

269: They insulted my cat!

Eh-nuh neh?
BackSet1 I <3 Zinnia from I'm sure you'd love to know that, wouldn't you? (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I <3 Zinnia
#2496: Apr 19th 2021 at 8:20:16 AM

300. Because I'm a f***ing goddess, B****!

Edited by BackSet1 on Apr 19th 2021 at 11:20:34 AM

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jandn2014 SMILE! from somewhere in Connecticut Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Hiding
SMILE!
#2497: Apr 19th 2021 at 8:36:15 AM

301: Because their borders are weirdly-shaped.

ohlookacoolname Mr. Cyan from somewhere in Eastern Canada Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Mr. Cyan
#2498: Apr 23rd 2021 at 3:20:46 PM

302: Because their potatoes are nicer!

2 plus 2 is four is death is inevitable.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#2499: Apr 23rd 2021 at 3:25:05 PM

303. They said Ocean Man sucked!

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
BombonBombin Nightmare lord from Across time and space Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: In love with love
Nightmare lord
#2500: Apr 23rd 2021 at 6:12:51 PM

304. They owe us cakes!

Actually, that happened in Real Life

Three freaking ghosts!

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