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Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#226: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:30:09 AM

290. My Joint Chiefs told me that peace makes me "look fat."

Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#227: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:52:48 AM

291. Ambassador defended George Lucas at a state dinner.

Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#228: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:53:56 AM

292. Blacked out our border regions whenever their stadium didn't sell out.

Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#229: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:54:51 AM

293. During a joint exercise, one of their officers said the words "Niagara Falls."

edited 9th Apr '12 10:55:03 AM by Jhimmibhob

Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#230: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:55:40 AM

294. Mother country always liked the other colony better.

Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#231: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:56:59 AM

295. Hacked nude images of first lady; used on coinage.

Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#232: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:58:13 AM

296. Broadcast dramatic loudspeaker reading of Celebrian over DMZ.

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#233: Apr 9th 2012 at 11:18:07 AM

297. They post each item of a list as individual posts. (Don't do that.)

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#234: Apr 9th 2012 at 3:56:01 PM

298. They banned me from a forum hosted in their country.

299. They committed a bannable offense on a forum hosted in my country.

300. This! Is! Sparta!

edited 9th Apr '12 3:56:47 PM by BioSafety

CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#235: Apr 9th 2012 at 4:02:05 PM

301: They ate the last cookie.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#236: Apr 9th 2012 at 9:07:43 PM

302. They're getting all the hot water.

303. They have cooler ships, and I need an excuse to use them.

304. I want a reasonably-priced pair of shoes, and they have cheap ones.

305. I think I dropped my favourite pen during a diplomatic mission.

neobullseye R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012 from Here, of course. Since: Jun, 2011
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
#237: Apr 10th 2012 at 3:02:56 AM

306. There's this house that's exactly on the border. I want it.

Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
PrincesaLuna princess of the night from The moon Since: Apr, 2012
princess of the night
#238: Apr 10th 2012 at 4:18:48 PM

307 To trade countries

The fun has been doubled!
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#239: Apr 10th 2012 at 4:29:37 PM

308. Their ruler keeps stealing my sweaters.

309. My favourite book is out of stock in all my nation's libraries.

310. I want to show some of my people a particularly shiny rock in their nation.

SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#240: Apr 10th 2012 at 4:40:59 PM

311. C'moooooon, it'll be funny!

TheOneWhoTropes Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty from Newton-le-willows, quaint town Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
#241: Apr 11th 2012 at 2:01:07 PM

312. [up] Because we took your sig literally.

Keeper of The Celestial Flame
SKJAM Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#242: Apr 11th 2012 at 3:42:28 PM

313. Because I've fallen in love with the wife of one of my military officers.

314. Because someone from that country found out about the prior incident and is trying to blackmail me. Clearly he has not thought through the full implications of "solves his problems by declaring war."

PrincesaLuna princess of the night from The moon Since: Apr, 2012
princess of the night
#243: Apr 11th 2012 at 4:46:05 PM

315 Because you forgot your wallet

The fun has been doubled!
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#244: Apr 11th 2012 at 7:03:16 PM

316. Some guy mugged me, so I hope he gets conscripted and die a horrible death in the war.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#245: Apr 11th 2012 at 7:47:38 PM

317. One of their people left me to pay for the pizza last time.

318. They misuse apostrophes all the time.

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#246: Apr 11th 2012 at 7:58:58 PM

319. They keep saying "prolly". THAT IS NOT A WORD.

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#247: Apr 12th 2012 at 5:39:55 AM

320. The English have the English Channel; the Irish have the Irish Sea. The Scottish have neither. Therefore we must declare war on Ireland so that the Irish Sea can become the Scottish one!

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#248: Apr 12th 2012 at 10:00:36 AM

321. Because their President speaks Spanish.

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
The Shadows Devour You.
#249: Apr 12th 2012 at 10:06:21 AM

322. Their president blew the treasury on booze! They're vulnerable...

edited 12th Apr '12 10:07:05 AM by GameChainsaw

The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#250: Apr 12th 2012 at 10:08:52 AM

323: Leader of foreign country stated one too many "arrow to the knee" joke. IT'S "IN", GODDAMMIT!

edited 12th Apr '12 10:09:16 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

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