293. During a joint exercise, one of their officers said the words "Niagara Falls."
edited 9th Apr '12 10:55:03 AM by Jhimmibhob
296. Broadcast dramatic loudspeaker reading of Celebrian over DMZ.
297. They post each item of a list as individual posts. (Don't do that.)
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.313. Because I've fallen in love with the wife of one of my military officers.
314. Because someone from that country found out about the prior incident and is trying to blackmail me. Clearly he has not thought through the full implications of "solves his problems by declaring war."
320. The English have the English Channel; the Irish have the Irish Sea. The Scottish have neither. Therefore we must declare war on Ireland so that the Irish Sea can become the Scottish one!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.322. Their president blew the treasury on booze! They're vulnerable...
edited 12th Apr '12 10:07:05 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.323: Leader of foreign country stated one too many "arrow to the knee" joke. IT'S "IN", GODDAMMIT!
edited 12th Apr '12 10:09:16 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.

290. My Joint Chiefs told me that peace makes me "look fat."