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Can you find true love with one of several U.S. Presidents?

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Haldo Indecisive pumpkin from Never never land Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
Indecisive pumpkin
#2: Mar 24th 2012 at 7:37:59 AM

...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#4: Mar 24th 2012 at 7:52:51 AM

Hahahahahaha. Oh Newgrounds. Y U SO CRAZY.

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#5: Mar 24th 2012 at 7:53:07 AM

Bush Sr. "Hello, I see you're a woman. Read my lips: NO. NEW. SECRETARIES."

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juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#6: Mar 24th 2012 at 8:01:51 AM

this is better than katawa shoujo

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MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#7: Mar 24th 2012 at 8:35:29 AM

It would be better if they were done in some animu style.

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doomsday524 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
#8: Mar 24th 2012 at 8:53:49 AM

[up]What they said. An anime presidential dating sim would be the bomb.

Yeet
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#9: Mar 24th 2012 at 8:56:45 AM

@AHR: Nah, it'd be better if they actually got the former presidents together and did a reality show.

edited 24th Mar '12 8:56:52 AM by DrunkGirlfriend

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#10: Mar 24th 2012 at 8:59:12 AM

...yes.

LETS DIG UP SOME CORPSES

edited 24th Mar '12 8:59:25 AM by MrAHR

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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#11: Mar 24th 2012 at 9:22:32 AM

@AHR: Not all of them are dead.

But maybe we can necromancer Lincoln anyways.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
MrAHR Ahr river from ಠ_ಠ Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
#12: Mar 24th 2012 at 9:22:59 AM

Not all of them are dead, but the ones I'd be interested in seeing are the dead ones.

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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#13: Mar 24th 2012 at 9:26:33 AM

DG & Teddy Roosevelt 4EVER.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#14: Mar 24th 2012 at 10:02:42 AM

How about a British version? Date Queen Elizabeth I, Queen Victoria, and, uh... Thatcher!

...

Forget I said anything.

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#15: Mar 24th 2012 at 10:12:39 AM

@Talby: How long can you stay married to King Henry VIII?

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
whaleofyournightmare Decemberist from contemplation Since: Jul, 2011
Decemberist
#16: Mar 24th 2012 at 10:19:24 AM

Forever if you produced him a male baby but heaven help you if you grace him with a lady baby tongue

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spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
Dat Troper
#17: Mar 24th 2012 at 10:50:26 AM

I'm actually frightened to click on this, but I have to ask which presidents are available... :P

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#18: Mar 24th 2012 at 10:58:44 AM

[up] The two Bushes, Clinton, and Obama.

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#19: Mar 24th 2012 at 11:18:05 AM

US History has ruined all of the presidents for me. Well, except for Lincoln. I'm going for him.

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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#20: Mar 24th 2012 at 11:20:34 AM

Bush Sr. isn't actually an option though, he turns you down no matter what right off the bat.

[up]A country's leaders have to be pragmatic and make hard choices, are human, and are almost always A Product Of Their Time.

edited 24th Mar '12 11:21:46 AM by inane242

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tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#21: Mar 24th 2012 at 11:21:23 AM

Well I didn't find love, but I did at least get to go downtown on Clinton.

edited 24th Mar '12 11:21:35 AM by tendollarlameo

inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#22: Mar 24th 2012 at 11:22:17 AM

You and all the other interns. :P

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tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#23: Mar 24th 2012 at 11:23:51 AM

Say what you want, but that man sure know how to work his sax.

His actual sax. Like the musical kind.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#24: Mar 24th 2012 at 11:42:55 AM

I watched Bush Jr. eat a cat for dinner.

What.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#25: Mar 24th 2012 at 11:56:55 AM

"US History has ruined all of the presidents for me."

RUINED FOR MARRIAGE!


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