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Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
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#3: Mar 21st 2012 at 8:54:58 AM

Man sues wife for having an ugly baby?

Title for that article seriously needs fixing. Also, what qualifies a baby for being ugly? They all seem pretty adorable to me.

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Landstander God Of Cake from Somewhere else Since: Jan, 2001
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#4: Mar 21st 2012 at 8:58:39 AM

Well, most newborns are kinda freaky looking, then they get cute after a month or so.

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DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#5: Mar 21st 2012 at 8:59:05 AM

I dunno. This is a pretty ugly baby.

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Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
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#6: Mar 21st 2012 at 8:59:50 AM

Correction: Human babies.

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#7: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:03:00 AM

I thought it was cute...

;_;

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Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
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#8: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:05:13 AM

Further correction: Human babies and then some depending on your tastes.

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#10: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:10:54 AM

But then if it's an animal I probably think it's cute...

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Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
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#11: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:11:35 AM

Final correction: Humans have a really wide range of tastes.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011
#12: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:11:58 AM

@Aon:Even blobfish?

edited 21st Mar '12 9:12:07 AM by DrunkGirlfriend

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#13: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:17:49 AM

Well, some babies are pretty ugly, even as kids they still can be ugly.

Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
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#14: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:18:39 AM

Especially blobfish when depressurized. They're also cute when they look as they normally do at their proper depths.

Hatchet fish are my favorites though. They look like they are screaming in narmy agony.

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GigglesMcYummy wobbledewopple wob woppl from Ohio Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Reincarnated romance
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#15: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:19:49 AM

I think pretty much all babies look like wrinkly old people when they're first born, but they can get cuter. Either way, I'm not justifying the guys actions, that's probably the stupidest case I've ever heard.

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AweStriker RM/8 from a moving point. Since: Jul, 2010
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#16: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:45:20 AM

...wow. This won't end well, no sirree.

This is basically the definition of Frivolous Lawsuit.

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#17: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:52:09 AM

...I wish I could get some serious sources on this so that I could raise my eyebrow sufficiently. I'm not entirely convinced that this is real.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#18: Mar 21st 2012 at 9:59:19 AM

You guys need to understand that in much of China you don't look for love in your spouse, you look for a reasonably good friend who you can have sex with. A person's looks are often a deciding factor in choosing a spouse, so, while it's still a pretty silly lawsuit to begin with, I can understand why the courts might rule in his favor.

And I wouldn't worry about her too much, anybody with $100,000 to spend on cosmetic surgery in China isn't going to be a peasant or laborer.

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#19: Mar 21st 2012 at 10:31:14 AM

To be honest, I'm mainly just glad this wasn't in America.

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RTaco Since: Jul, 2009
#20: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:16:22 AM

Can you even tell if a kid's gonna be ugly when they're only a newborn?

BreadGod Autistic Metalhead from Kansas Since: Nov, 2011
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#21: Mar 21st 2012 at 12:13:16 PM

Once again, humanity gets stupider with every passing day.

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#22: Mar 21st 2012 at 12:16:21 PM

To be honest, I'm mainly just glad this wasn't in America.

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TheBatPencil from Glasgow, Scotland Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#23: Mar 21st 2012 at 12:20:38 PM

So much for all Chinese people looking alike!

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#24: Mar 21st 2012 at 12:48:12 PM

@Wheezy: But if it was, it'd definitely be in Florida. Them folks is messed up.

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#25: Mar 21st 2012 at 1:08:05 PM

[up] I would've guessed it was in Florida.


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