I walk in the direction of the bakery, having heard someone leave, sledgehammer at the ready.
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.I look out of the locked-down shop, nearly finished with my bizarro engineering project, and hear the distant sounds of a motor vehicle.
Oh no, not again..., I think to myself. I don't want to loose ANOTHER drink-based NPC phantom...
I hurriedly make myself scarce, and make my work look like unassuming junk, attempting to avoid notice.
edited 10th Mar '18 10:16:43 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous- The bike stopped, one impressive, sturdy leather boot planting itself into the ground as its driver swung the vehicle into the stop-
-The motor putted, a particularly purposeful pointer towards the plethora of potential in the machine-
-The rider, an unidentifiable figure clothed in black, and sporting a bandanna and goggles punctuated by bright pink hair, scanned the hall slowly, removing the eyewear for a better view-
[forum cryptid: it/it's]I wake up with a really bad headache (the type that you get after being in a coma for 9 years) and head to the home depot to get: 1) Nails 2) Wood planks 3) A small saw 4) A screw driver 5) Screws 6) Ductape 7) A drill 8) Scissors I then go to the electrical store and get: 1) wires 2) Batteries 3) A battery charger 4) a button I use the saw to cut the wood. I use the drill to poke holes in the wood. I use the screws to connect them. I then connect some of the wire to both the battery and the button. I then turn the second wire into two coils with a small gap. I thread both wires through the holes in the wood. I then connect the button to one end of the wire in two coils and I connect the other end of that wire to the battery. I then use Ductape to ensure it would fall apart. I then put some nails in the gap. Finally I point it away from me and press the button which fires my DIY rail-shotgun. I then take the nails and head to the food court knowing I have a weapon.
Scanning... Scanning...I dodge all of the bullets, then I whack you really hard in the head with a copy of The Diary of a Young Girl from the historical book store.
How about this instead, you killed me and I become a ghost that whacks you in the head with that diary. Plus don't sandwich post, just edit your original post to correct me if needed.
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Aug 25th 2021 at 7:27:34 AM
CG for shortI get out some vegetable oil from the food court and pour it on everyone nearby, then take out a lighter and ignite.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.I Piss into a half emptied bottle of bleach I got from the Grocery Store and toss it at CyberController. Covering them in what essentially is Mustard Gas.
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Sep 1st 2021 at 7:52:09 PM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."I spawn close to the cleaning supplies store, which I then run inside of. Knowing what I know about cleaning products, I grab many, many jugs of ammonia and bleach, as well as plenty of buckets, shove them into a nearby shopping cart due to my weak arms not being able to carry all of it for more than 10 seconds, and dash off to plot how I'm supposed to pull off my plan.
I'm finally back into Kirby.While you’re trying to push your shopping cart around, I grab a large pack of Orbeez from a toy store and pour them into a nearby fountain, clogging the drain and causing it to overflow. You proceed to slip and pull the card over, with jugs of bleach and ammonia breaking open and spilling onto the floor.
Immediately noticing that my plan had been activated either way by the mixing of the spilled ammonia and bleach, I immediately run away from the scene, ditching my shopping cart, as the mixed ammonia and bleach produce what's basically mustard gas.
Edited by RippleStarShards on Nov 4th 2021 at 2:34:58 AM
I'm finally back into Kirby.I take a crap, and paint the walls brown with text like: "LOOK BEHIND YOU!", "THIS IS CHOCOLATE, LICK IT!", "DID YOU KNOW VAPOREON IS THE BEST POKÉMON FOR-", "IT IS COMING IT IS COMING IT IS COMING IT IS COMING..." and more. I also grab a Nokia and put it on a stick. I use this to defend myself while I start myths with my poop art to make the other inhabitants worried.
Edited by CardboardBot on May 13th 2022 at 8:04:52 PM
Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.i go into the gaming section, and because its common knowlage video games make you violent, i gain extreme bloodlust and start assaulting cardboardbot.
every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak

Meanwhile, I take a croissant and a whip cream sprayer, before going out of the bakery
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