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Billy5545 An eagle from The sky Since: Nov, 2017
An eagle
#1601: Mar 9th 2018 at 3:20:36 PM

Meanwhile, I take a croissant and a whip cream sprayer, before going out of the bakery

Just an eagle. Feel free to PM me. Proposed pages in my sandbox are free to create/edit.
Clockwork_Heart Rolling Thunder from Five Miles and Closing Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
Rolling Thunder
#1602: Mar 10th 2018 at 6:37:57 AM

I walk in the direction of the bakery, having heard someone leave, sledgehammer at the ready.

Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1603: Mar 10th 2018 at 12:48:25 PM

-What the hell kind of sounds are that coming from the depths of the mall-

-is that...is that a dirt bike?-

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1604: Mar 10th 2018 at 10:16:32 PM

I look out of the locked-down shop, nearly finished with my bizarro engineering project, and hear the distant sounds of a motor vehicle.

Oh no, not again..., I think to myself. I don't want to loose ANOTHER drink-based NPC phantom...

I hurriedly make myself scarce, and make my work look like unassuming junk, attempting to avoid notice.

edited 10th Mar '18 10:16:43 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1605: Mar 10th 2018 at 10:39:56 PM

- The bike stopped, one impressive, sturdy leather boot planting itself into the ground as its driver swung the vehicle into the stop-

-The motor putted, a particularly purposeful pointer towards the plethora of potential in the machine-

-The rider, an unidentifiable figure clothed in black, and sporting a bandanna and goggles punctuated by bright pink hair, scanned the hall slowly, removing the eyewear for a better view-

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
JKBenbot Since: Jun, 2020
#1606: Jun 10th 2021 at 3:02:40 PM

Who got bonked by a plank with a poster of a necromancer on it.

Omega-Void Agent 2473 from Forward Operating Base A 83 N Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Agent 2473
#1607: Aug 25th 2021 at 1:32:07 PM

I wake up with a really bad headache (the type that you get after being in a coma for 9 years) and head to the home depot to get: 1) Nails 2) Wood planks 3) A small saw 4) A screw driver 5) Screws 6) Ductape 7) A drill 8) Scissors I then go to the electrical store and get: 1) wires 2) Batteries 3) A battery charger 4) a button I use the saw to cut the wood. I use the drill to poke holes in the wood. I use the screws to connect them. I then connect some of the wire to both the battery and the button. I then turn the second wire into two coils with a small gap. I thread both wires through the holes in the wood. I then connect the button to one end of the wire in two coils and I connect the other end of that wire to the battery. I then use Ductape to ensure it would fall apart. I then put some nails in the gap. Finally I point it away from me and press the button which fires my DIY rail-shotgun. I then take the nails and head to the food court knowing I have a weapon.

Scanning... Scanning...
Synchronicity (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#1608: Aug 25th 2021 at 1:46:48 PM

You promptly slip on the makeup remover I just got from Sephora.

Omega-Void Agent 2473 from Forward Operating Base A 83 N Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Agent 2473
#1609: Aug 25th 2021 at 6:20:56 PM

I get up and look for who spilled it, my rail-shotgun at the ready.

Scanning... Scanning...
Cutegirl920fire Player 222 from the Squid Games (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Paris holds the key to my heart
Player 222
#1610: Aug 25th 2021 at 6:45:59 PM

I dodge all of the bullets, then I whack you really hard in the head with a copy of The Diary of a Young Girl from the historical book store.

[down] How about this instead, you killed me and I become a ghost that whacks you in the head with that diary. Plus don't sandwich post, just edit your original post to correct me if needed.

Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Aug 25th 2021 at 7:27:34 AM

CG for short
Omega-Void Agent 2473 from Forward Operating Base A 83 N Since: Apr, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Agent 2473
#1611: Aug 25th 2021 at 7:22:38 PM

1) I didn't use bullets 2) An untrailed civilian can't dodge a bullet.

Scanning... Scanning...
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#1612: Sep 1st 2021 at 4:07:21 PM

I get out some vegetable oil from the food court and pour it on everyone nearby, then take out a lighter and ignite.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
ThatAsianInTheCorner the biggest hair of all from the corner. read the username, dummy. (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
the biggest hair of all
#1613: Sep 1st 2021 at 5:50:56 PM

I Piss into a half emptied bottle of bleach I got from the Grocery Store and toss it at CyberController. Covering them in what essentially is Mustard Gas.

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Sep 1st 2021 at 7:52:09 PM

"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."
RippleStarShards The Only Sane Gal from Ripplestar Since: Nov, 2021 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
The Only Sane Gal
#1614: Nov 4th 2021 at 1:17:07 PM

I spawn close to the cleaning supplies store, which I then run inside of. Knowing what I know about cleaning products, I grab many, many jugs of ammonia and bleach, as well as plenty of buckets, shove them into a nearby shopping cart due to my weak arms not being able to carry all of it for more than 10 seconds, and dash off to plot how I'm supposed to pull off my plan.

I'm finally back into Kirby.
jandn2014 SMILE! from somewhere in Connecticut Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Hiding
SMILE!
#1615: Nov 4th 2021 at 2:23:19 PM

While you’re trying to push your shopping cart around, I grab a large pack of Orbeez from a toy store and pour them into a nearby fountain, clogging the drain and causing it to overflow. You proceed to slip and pull the card over, with jugs of bleach and ammonia breaking open and spilling onto the floor.

RippleStarShards The Only Sane Gal from Ripplestar Since: Nov, 2021 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
The Only Sane Gal
#1616: Nov 4th 2021 at 2:34:31 PM

Immediately noticing that my plan had been activated either way by the mixing of the spilled ammonia and bleach, I immediately run away from the scene, ditching my shopping cart, as the mixed ammonia and bleach produce what's basically mustard gas.

Edited by RippleStarShards on Nov 4th 2021 at 2:34:58 AM

I'm finally back into Kirby.
Angry_Clown (Troper Journeyman) Relationship Status: All is for my lord
#1617: Nov 4th 2021 at 4:40:24 PM

Taking a big fan from Lamps Plus, I blow the mustard gas in your direction, killing you both.

Edited by Angry_Clown on Nov 4th 2021 at 8:40:41 AM

Just a simple man, making my way through the Tropes.
J08 The Lamb from The Cult Since: Jun, 2021 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
The Lamb
#1618: May 13th 2022 at 6:06:32 AM

Going into a garden tool store and auto repair store, I come out on a high speed lawnmower with weedwackers on the front and impale you.

Praise the Lamb!
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1619: May 13th 2022 at 10:03:47 AM

I take a crap, and paint the walls brown with text like: "LOOK BEHIND YOU!", "THIS IS CHOCOLATE, LICK IT!", "DID YOU KNOW VAPOREON IS THE BEST POKÉMON FOR-", "IT IS COMING IT IS COMING IT IS COMING IT IS COMING..." and more. I also grab a Nokia and put it on a stick. I use this to defend myself while I start myths with my poop art to make the other inhabitants worried.

Edited by CardboardBot on May 13th 2022 at 8:04:52 PM

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.
blankb robot boy..... from Europa (Apprentice)
robot boy.....
#1620: May 13th 2022 at 10:06:57 AM

i go into the gaming section, and because its common knowlage video games make you violent, i gain extreme bloodlust and start assaulting cardboardbot.

every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak
jandn2014 SMILE! from somewhere in Connecticut Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: Hiding
SMILE!
#1621: May 13th 2022 at 2:04:24 PM

While you're in GameStop, I grab a game disc and throw it at you like a frisbee, slicing your throat.

Edited by jandn2014 on May 13th 2022 at 5:04:34 AM

evilfacefromcatgame ssssssssssss from [DATA EXPUNGED] Since: May, 2022 Relationship Status: It's complicated
ssssssssssss
#1622: Nov 8th 2022 at 10:47:06 PM

I buy a Grim Reaper costume and a sickle, and harvest jandn2014's organs

I like cats.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#1623: Nov 8th 2022 at 10:58:56 PM

I show up wearing a cat costume with real claws and slice you up with them. You're not the only one who shopped for Halloween clearance stuff!

evilfacefromcatgame ssssssssssss from [DATA EXPUNGED] Since: May, 2022 Relationship Status: It's complicated
ssssssssssss
#1624: Nov 9th 2022 at 1:28:46 AM

After respawning in a pet shop, I release the dogs. They maul you to death for being in a cat costume.

I like cats.
CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1625: Nov 9th 2022 at 4:23:06 AM

I reveal that you are the one that let the dogs out, making everyone dogpile you.

Checking in on this account after leaving the site, MAN that is a cringy forum post history. Daaamn. Never again.

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