After some time passes, I find myself in a barrel shop. Hmm. Better start constructing something half-decent. I poke my head out to see if I find any hardware stores nearby, where I might find some tools for doing such a thing.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousI spawn in and casually walk into a hardware store. Time to find raw materials. A search quickly yields a large sledgehammer, some duct tape and a group of long, thin metal cables/wires, as well as a small metal band. A quick few bits of craftwork later, and a crude cat-o'-nine-tails whip is created. Sledgehammer in one hand and whip in the other, it's time to get going.
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.After some passes, i manage to create...
Something. It vaguely resembles a vehicle. Hmm... i should see if I can go commandeer the engines out of actusl vehicles...
I quietly make my way to the nearest vehicle shop, batten down the hatches, and get to work.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousThe frying pan hits my arm, and dislocates the shoulder. I drop my whip, then start swinging the hammer with one arm. It eventually impacts your knee, which breaks. I lean down and prepare to use the hammer's handle as a fulcrum to break your neck.
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.I limp away in pain and manage to make it to Crazy Dave's Sports Emporium. I ride a golf cart up the elevator to the top floor. I see an art store, and decide to ram the golf cart into the Statue of David, causing it to fall off the top floor and right on zbse. I watch as he leaves a red mess.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”I relocate my shoulder, using a nearby pole as a lever to do so. I pick up my whip for a second time and go walking off in the direction of the bakery, having heard a noise in there.
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.I duck under the oncoming spear, swearing loudly as I do. After this, I proceed to rush you, and catch you across the back with my wire-whip.
edited 8th Mar '18 10:06:03 AM by Clockwork_Heart
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.

I finish up hammering in the U thing, then get to work drilling another set of holes. I'm just gonna spare the details for this one, I hammer in another metal U and take out two combination locks. I lock the chicken wire gate up and head out to find some food. Sure if someone really wanted to break in, they could, but I'm not going far so I'd probably hear it.
we will survive.