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InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1451: Mar 25th 2016 at 12:41:43 PM

I exit the hardware store I was in, armed with my makeshift sign-spear and armored with a full set of sheet-metal armor.

edited 25th Mar '16 12:42:18 PM by InfinityRyujin

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1452: Mar 26th 2016 at 10:49:00 PM

Did this die?

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1453: Mar 27th 2016 at 4:27:12 PM

While, I haven't found any mining drills, I have found a sweet pair of triangle shades and a cape with a fire pattern on it. Upon donning the shades, I notice that my physique has become Manly As Hell. As in, I no longer have a shirt, and I wouldn't be out of place in an anime. The cape doesn't seem to provide additional benefits, it just billows dramatically at my whim.

I also now have the desire to seek out my blood-brother, and reassure him that his is the drill that will pierce the heavens.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MoreFace Is something the matter? from Somewhere Millions of Miles Away Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Is something the matter?
#1454: Mar 28th 2016 at 12:45:35 PM

[up]

In short, that weird getup turned you into Kamina. I'm gonna hit you with this Tom Nook Amiibo I found in Game Stop to turn you back into Omega Shadowcry.

What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1455: Mar 28th 2016 at 12:46:51 PM

I begin to walk around, looking for someone to kill.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1456: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:18:44 PM

As I am whacked on the head, my cape and glasses vanish into my suddenly-acquired Hammerspace Inventory.

Also, I'm wearing a shirt again. Thank God for that one.

Just trust me on this one.

That being said, I have somehow acquired the striking head of jackhammer, which I now use to fight More Face to the death. It's rude to knock someone out of a transformation early.

edited 28th Mar '16 5:19:20 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1457: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:20:28 PM

As I was walking upstairs, I spot infinity walking.
I call down to him, "Hey, are you friendly?"

edited 28th Mar '16 5:34:26 PM by Skiller2

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1458: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:30:57 PM

"I'd be willing to make an alliance."

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1459: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:33:38 PM

"Cool, but let's see how how you fight first."
I lay down my shield with chain and saw blade and my staff with metal ball down and start heading down the stairs.

edited 28th Mar '16 5:34:00 PM by Skiller2

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1460: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:38:16 PM

"Well, I guess this couldn't be avoided."

I ready my sign while analyzing my opponent's movements.

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1461: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:41:26 PM

"If you intend to fight with your weapons, then so will I.
I wait for him to drop his weapons or reply

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1462: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:45:29 PM

"Does that mean that if I fight without my weapons, then you'll fight without yours?"

I put away my sign and wait for his response.

edited 28th Mar '16 5:45:48 PM by InfinityRyujin

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1463: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:46:48 PM

"Well, yeah, I already dropped mine. You can pat me down if you want."

edited 28th Mar '16 5:47:01 PM by Skiller2

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1464: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:51:41 PM

"Welp, time to see how I move in this armor."

I run towards him and try to land a solid punch with my armored fist.

edited 28th Mar '16 5:56:06 PM by InfinityRyujin

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1465: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:54:14 PM

Wait, I was walking around upstairs and spotted you and came down to the stairs, how would you have a higher position?

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1466: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:56:36 PM

My mind works in strange ways which I do not entirely comprehend. I've edited my post.

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1467: Mar 28th 2016 at 5:58:32 PM

It's fine
I counter it wth my own armored fist and attempt to kick you down the stairs

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1468: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:01:25 PM

-rolls percentile dice-

I get knocked down, but manage to land on my feet.

"Hmm, not bad."

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1469: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:13:52 PM

I think I'll start doing that. It's a d100 right?
"They may not be comfortable, but these home forged gloves are strong"
I grab the railings of the stairs, then leap head first at you.

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1470: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:26:26 PM

Yep. -rolls percentile dice to dodge, gets 92-

I get out of the way before turning and attempting to land another punch.

"Yeah, sheet metal gloves aren't all that comfortable, but they're great for hitting things."

edited 28th Mar '16 6:26:42 PM by InfinityRyujin

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1471: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:36:47 PM

Let's see... 52
After face planting on the stairs, the punch lands but doesn't cause much damage. I stand up and spin around to face you while doing a backhand.

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1472: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:49:53 PM

-rolls dice, gets 62-

I swing my arm upwards to deflect the backhand. An alert person would hear the sound of metal hitting metal.

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1473: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:56:03 PM

I grab your wrist and try to bring my fist down on your neck with a hammerfist

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1474: Mar 28th 2016 at 7:00:29 PM

*Meanwhile, at one of the burger shops in the food court, green-eyes is casually chomping their way through oh so many salty fries. They're keeping an eye out in case someone tries to be sneaky, though, Powerjack carried in one hand.*

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1475: Mar 28th 2016 at 7:08:51 PM

-rolls dice, gets 72-

I grab his fist and attempt to break a few fingers of his.


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