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paradisedj32 Since: Jan, 2011
#101: Mar 31st 2012 at 1:41:55 PM

I hurry up and fire up the jet engine. most things may not be prepared yet, but with the engine running it least it will be too hot to get gummed up by grease

Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#102: Mar 31st 2012 at 1:44:58 PM

I swerve to avoid being blown away by the now-on jet engine. I crash into a bookstore on the side of the hall, and from there, contemplate my next move.

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
paradisedj32 Since: Jan, 2011
#103: Mar 31st 2012 at 2:06:03 PM

Having aquired poisonous animals and a powerful get engine rated for bird strikes I proceed further with my plan: I gradualy feed the ultrapoisonous animals into the engine, resulting in anyone behind it being blasted with a hot, poisonous pink mist.

edited 31st Mar '12 2:07:03 PM by paradisedj32

Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#104: Mar 31st 2012 at 2:09:13 PM

I tear up some books and hold them over my face, creating an improvised gas mask, and ride ride out and attack Paradise with hot grease.

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
AStrayBard Sega's Last Hope from 867-5309 Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
#105: Mar 31st 2012 at 2:17:25 PM

I break into the electronics store and throw T Vs at nearby shoppers.

Tropers watching movies
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#106: Mar 31st 2012 at 2:20:32 PM

I respawn in a hazmat suit store, put on a hazmat suit, buy a flaming stick at the flaming-stick-shop next door, charge into the pink mist and attack paradise and dragon with the flaming stick.

Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#107: Mar 31st 2012 at 2:20:50 PM

I punch a TV thrown at me back at Bard, then spray him with boiling grease.

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
AStrayBard Sega's Last Hope from 867-5309 Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
#108: Mar 31st 2012 at 2:22:11 PM

Holds up "Sale" sign to block grease, throws sign at Red Black.

Tropers watching movies
Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#109: Mar 31st 2012 at 2:28:44 PM

The sign hits the container of grease, spilling it on the vehicle. I manage to jump away, the the vehicle drives into the jet engine, causing both to explode. I grab a shopping cart and a compressed oxygen container, tie the container to the bottom of the cart with my belt, and knock the cap off, shooting down the hall.

Due to the lack of belt, my pants fall off.

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
paradisedj32 Since: Jan, 2011
#110: Apr 1st 2012 at 1:35:45 AM

OH FU- *BBBOOOOMMMM*

-respawns...... in the construction supply store-

"cool" *begins puring concrete for a miniature fortress*

Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#111: Apr 1st 2012 at 7:18:24 AM

My shopping cart smashes into the store and your incomplete concrete structure. I grab a length of rebar and swing.

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#112: Apr 1st 2012 at 6:57:40 PM

I construct a flamethrower using my flaming stick and paradise's Pink Mist device.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#113: Apr 3rd 2012 at 8:13:06 PM

I respawn in the home improvement store. I then take a hedge trimmer, hijack a forklift, and charge into the construction supply store at top speed, hacking at everything in the vicinity with the hedge trimmer.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#114: Apr 3rd 2012 at 9:41:18 PM

I sabotage Dragon Geyser's forklift so that it exits the store and goes over the railing to the bottom floor.

BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#115: Apr 4th 2012 at 12:04:47 PM

I blast both Dragon Geyser and Ghostninja with my flamethrower.

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#116: Apr 4th 2012 at 7:37:31 PM

I laugh at the ensuing chaos until tears come to my eyes.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#117: Apr 5th 2012 at 9:07:07 AM

I blast Philosopher with my flamethrower.

WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#118: Apr 5th 2012 at 9:11:37 AM

I randomly appear riding on a rocket-propelled supermarket cart and bloodily run over some guys.

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#119: Apr 6th 2012 at 7:35:05 AM

I give Bio safety a hug while on fire.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#120: Apr 6th 2012 at 2:08:29 PM

After getting set on fire, I toss my hedge trimmer at Bio like it's a javelin. I then leap off of the forklift and do a flaming bellyflop onto Pancake. I die shortly after from the burning.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#121: Apr 8th 2012 at 7:32:25 AM

I dodge Geyser's hedge trimmer, grab it, and throw it at Wacky Pancake. Then I blast him with my flamethrower for good measure. And then die from the burns I received from Philosopher.

TheOneWhoTropes Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty from Newton-le-willows, quaint town Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
#122: Apr 8th 2012 at 10:56:52 AM

I go into Wal-Mart/ASDA and get a mouldy baguette and a pineapple and construct a mace. Then I hit the nearest person with it.

edited 9th Apr '12 8:00:51 AM by TheOneWhoTropes

Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#123: Apr 8th 2012 at 1:13:35 PM

I turn to ash. I wake up in the military department. Why would a mall have a military store? Ehh. I get in a tank and drive it through the wall and into the fountain of the mall.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
TheOneWhoTropes Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty from Newton-le-willows, quaint town Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
#124: Apr 9th 2012 at 8:02:30 AM

Since The place is now flooding, I go into the Video Game Gadgets store and get a Helmet of Super Not-Drowning Skills, which I put on. I am still flailing at all and sundry with my mace.

Keeper of The Celestial Flame
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#125: Apr 9th 2012 at 10:44:52 AM

I respawn in the armor store and get a suit of SCUBA armor. I then rip off The One Who Tropes's helmet.


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