Having aquired poisonous animals and a powerful get engine rated for bird strikes I proceed further with my plan: I gradualy feed the ultrapoisonous animals into the engine, resulting in anyone behind it being blasted with a hot, poisonous pink mist.
edited 31st Mar '12 2:07:03 PM by paradisedj32
Tim:
The sign hits the container of grease, spilling it on the vehicle. I manage to jump away, the the vehicle drives into the jet engine, causing both to explode. I grab a shopping cart and a compressed oxygen container, tie the container to the bottom of the cart with my belt, and knock the cap off, shooting down the hall.
Due to the lack of belt, my pants fall off.
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!-respawns...... in the construction supply store-
"cool" *begins puring concrete for a miniature fortress*
I construct a flamethrower using my flaming stick and paradise's Pink Mist device.
The Chew Toy of Gaming
I respawn in the home improvement store. I then take a hedge trimmer, hijack a forklift, and charge into the construction supply store at top speed, hacking at everything in the vicinity with the hedge trimmer.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.I randomly appear riding on a rocket-propelled supermarket cart and bloodily run over some guys.
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
The Chew Toy of Gaming
After getting set on fire, I toss my hedge trimmer at Bio like it's a javelin. I then leap off of the forklift and do a flaming bellyflop onto Pancake. I die shortly after from the burning.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.I go into Wal-Mart/ASDA and get a mouldy baguette and a pineapple and construct a mace. Then I hit the nearest person with it.
edited 9th Apr '12 8:00:51 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial FlameSince The place is now flooding, I go into the Video Game Gadgets store and get a Helmet of Super Not-Drowning Skills, which I put on. I am still flailing at all and sundry with my mace.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame

I hurry up and fire up the jet engine. most things may not be prepared yet, but with the engine running it least it will be too hot to get gummed up by grease