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TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#76: Mar 21st 2012 at 3:44:41 PM

"OOOOH GAWD, ACID! AHHHHH!" (Me)

BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#77: Mar 23rd 2012 at 8:20:24 AM

I respawn in the blacksmith's shop and put on a suit of armor.

Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
Overlording the Underworld
#78: Mar 23rd 2012 at 7:28:26 PM

-Spawns near the camping store and runs in to hide, rigging up a tree stand out of the way in a completely natural looking way so he can watch the carnage in safety.-

edited 23rd Mar '12 7:28:39 PM by Journeyman

DaeronEl I am a typical pony from The place where all points converge Since: Oct, 2010
I am a typical pony
#79: Mar 24th 2012 at 10:38:37 AM

I shoot everyone I see with a Potato gun, but instead of shooting potatoes it shoots copies of Breaking Dawn, at it shoots them with enough strenght to crush heads.

Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#80: Mar 24th 2012 at 3:33:09 PM

I spawn above Daeron, and Goomba stomp him/her as a distraction. I then head to the sporting goods store to stock up on sporty instruments of death.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
#81: Mar 24th 2012 at 3:58:50 PM

I go to the Power Armor store, and i get with a T-51b, combine it with a Fire Flower, and fucks everyone's shit up.

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
PiratePete Pirate Pete from Classified Since: Apr, 2013
Pirate Pete
#82: Mar 25th 2012 at 4:29:39 PM

I sneak into the mall and go to the theatre to get some popcorn. I then find a good balcony around the theatre and watch the battle.

edited 25th Mar '12 4:30:08 PM by PiratePete

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#83: Mar 25th 2012 at 6:38:14 PM

I use lifting machinery to dangle a pipe organ over you, then cut the ropes holding it up. Oh, and I steal the popcorn.

edited 25th Mar '12 6:39:35 PM by Speedchesser

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#84: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:59:46 PM

I head to the Groovitron store and pick up a Groovitron. I then toss it into the movie theater; the pretty lights and forced dancing will make good cover for my clubbing everyone inside with a hockey stick.

"GET DOWN, GET FUNKY, AND GET DEAD!" -Me

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#85: Mar 25th 2012 at 9:28:17 PM

I use some matches to set the place on fire, charge into the crowd with a crowbar, and hit someone over the head with the empty popcorn container.

edited 25th Mar '12 9:30:38 PM by Speedchesser

Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
BeholdTheTheremin Since: Oct, 2010
#87: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:24:31 AM

I spawn in the condiments store and take several barrels of various condiments. I then attempt to run to the store of hoses and tubes.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#88: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:21:06 PM

I trip Speedchesser and Ghostninja with the hockey stick, cracking 'em upside the head with a baseball bat to keep them down, then run out of the theater, tossing a cricket bat at Theremin in the process.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#89: Mar 28th 2012 at 7:32:54 PM

I coat the outside of my armor with a poison that can be absorbed through the skin and give Dragon Geyser a big hug.

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#90: Mar 28th 2012 at 9:37:26 PM

I walk into the bizarre projects store come out with an ion gun and zap Bio Safety until he is charred black and smoking.

"You should be careful. Electricity is dangerous."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#91: Mar 28th 2012 at 9:41:16 PM

I yank off Bio Safety's helmet and smack him in the face with it before succumbing to whatever the effects of the poison are.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#92: Mar 28th 2012 at 10:57:26 PM

-I grab a flowerpot (Killed Carlito with one once), throw it at the next poster's head, and disappear-

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#93: Mar 29th 2012 at 1:09:09 AM

I am killed with a flower pot.

Belian In honor of my 50lb pup from 42 Since: Jan, 2001
In honor of my 50lb pup
#94: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:34:49 AM

I grab a freeze gun and put out the fire. And freeze a couple of people with it in the process. Oops.tongue

Yu hav nat sein bod speeling unntil know. (cacke four undersandig tis)the cake is a lie!
BioSafety (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#95: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:39:01 AM

I receive the "Double Death" achievement and respawn in a Fan Fic store. I pick up a copy of My Immortal and start reading it out loud.

TheDarkEricDraven Since: Dec, 2010
#96: Mar 29th 2012 at 10:54:00 AM

Bio Safey's head explodes as soon as he reads it. I respawn in the Tekken store.

"Alisa! Alisa!" (Me)

"Yes Eric?" (Alisa)

"Please fight TV Tropers for me." (Me)

"Yes Eric." (Alisa)

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#97: Mar 29th 2012 at 11:20:16 AM

I respawn in a bakery, grab some pies, dip them in contact poison, then charge in, throwing a pie at the next troper to post.

edited 29th Mar '12 11:20:38 AM by Speedchesser

Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#98: Mar 31st 2012 at 12:40:03 PM

I enter the fight and grab a high-powered snowblower and a wheelbarrow. Then I head to the food court, rip a container of deep-fryer grease from a fast food store, put it in the wheelbarrow, and siphon boiling grease into the showblower, thus creating a movable turret that fires hot grease.

BY THE POWER OF IMPLAUSIBLE DEVICE COMBINATIONS!

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
paradisedj32 Since: Jan, 2011
#99: Mar 31st 2012 at 1:25:26 PM

  • crawlls out of rubble* now.... * collects a big get jet engine (heavy enouth to survive sucking in birds) from aviation supply store #4446754, and set it up with the rear pointed at the fight. after that, I go to biology supply store # 664674 to aquire some highly poisonout (but soft) animals.

throughout all of this I keep a lookout for attackers, using the industrial cutting laser I found as an improvised weapon.

(my plan is risky, but it should be deadly if it works)

Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#100: Mar 31st 2012 at 1:33:26 PM

Using the lawnmower motor I found, I vehiclize my weapon and drive it towards the jet engine, with the intent of gumming it up with frying grease.

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!

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