The Chew Toy of Gaming
I spawn above Daeron, and Goomba stomp him/her as a distraction. I then head to the sporting goods store to stock up on sporty instruments of death.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
The Chew Toy of Gaming
I head to the Groovitron store and pick up a Groovitron. I then toss it into the movie theater; the pretty lights and forced dancing will make good cover for my clubbing everyone inside with a hockey stick.
"GET DOWN, GET FUNKY, AND GET DEAD!" -Me
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.I use some matches to set the place on fire, charge into the crowd with a crowbar, and hit someone over the head with the empty popcorn container.
edited 25th Mar '12 9:30:38 PM by Speedchesser
The Chew Toy of Gaming
I trip Speedchesser and Ghostninja with the hockey stick, cracking 'em upside the head with a baseball bat to keep them down, then run out of the theater, tossing a cricket bat at Theremin in the process.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
The Chew Toy of Gaming
I yank off Bio Safety's helmet and smack him in the face with it before succumbing to whatever the effects of the poison are.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.-I grab a flowerpot (Killed Carlito with one once), throw it at the next poster's head, and disappear-
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.I receive the "Double Death" achievement and respawn in a Fan Fic store. I pick up a copy of My Immortal and start reading it out loud.
Tim:
I enter the fight and grab a high-powered snowblower and a wheelbarrow. Then I head to the food court, rip a container of deep-fryer grease from a fast food store, put it in the wheelbarrow, and siphon boiling grease into the showblower, thus creating a movable turret that fires hot grease.
BY THE POWER OF IMPLAUSIBLE DEVICE COMBINATIONS!
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!- crawlls out of rubble* now.... * collects a big get jet engine (heavy enouth to survive sucking in birds) from aviation supply store #4446754, and set it up with the rear pointed at the fight. after that, I go to biology supply store # 664674 to aquire some highly poisonout (but soft) animals.
throughout all of this I keep a lookout for attackers, using the industrial cutting laser I found as an improvised weapon.
(my plan is risky, but it should be deadly if it works)

"OOOOH GAWD, ACID! AHHHHH!" (Me)