Fuck, I'm bringing this back to the present. It'll be a good way to take a break from the official Mall Fight.
I pop into existence just outside a music store. Seeing as I'm not really in the mood for some easy listening, I gather up about, ehhh, 19 screamo records. They deserve to be put down, really.
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"I spawn outside a sporting goods store, go in, and grab a kayaking paddle. Then, I go into the lumberjack supplies shop next door, and get some duct tape and two chainsaws. Those of you who've played Dead Rising 2 will see where I'm going with this.
Party time!I suddenly realize my plan was stupid. I then go to the TF 2 shop.
I take a moment to try and consider how I can match my greatest battle ever, the Closing of the Fruitju Breach.
Th scenarios run through my mind, each just as crazy as the last. I decide to keep them all in mind, for future reference. I also decide to rig up a nail mine using nails, a spring, a pressurized canister, and a few structural pieces. I paint it to match the floor, and resume my elevated, assassin-esque vigil.
edited 27th Jul '15 11:15:13 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

Oh, it rolled seven already? Huh. Nevermind then, I'll just roll these dice...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.