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WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#876: Jul 14th 2014 at 4:23:18 PM

Oh, it rolled seven already? Huh. Nevermind then, I'll just roll these dice...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#877: Jul 14th 2014 at 6:40:17 PM

I accomplish nothing plot relevant.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#878: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:27:46 PM

I turn to you (Dimentiosome), and/or anyone else who is in the general area, and invite you to join in our game.

edited 15th Jul '14 2:24:37 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#879: Jul 16th 2014 at 12:18:22 PM

bump

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#880: Jul 16th 2014 at 2:40:31 PM

Jumanji? ...Oh, the movie? Yeah, I'd be willing to play.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#881: Jul 16th 2014 at 2:48:46 PM

Perfect. You know how to play, right?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#882: Jul 16th 2014 at 2:52:26 PM

Uh...I need to shake the square things, right?

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#883: Jul 16th 2014 at 3:07:01 PM

And them drop them on the board, yeah.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#884: Aug 17th 2014 at 4:43:26 PM

Hmm... I think Fort Jon needs an upgrade... -goes looking for a ladder and pliers-

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#885: Aug 17th 2014 at 5:25:40 PM

(I sneak into the fort, taking the game with me)

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#886: Aug 17th 2014 at 5:31:49 PM

"Got the pliers, now to get the ladder."

greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#887: Sep 2nd 2014 at 8:05:15 PM

Fuck, I'm bringing this back to the present. It'll be a good way to take a break from the official Mall Fight.

I pop into existence just outside a music store. Seeing as I'm not really in the mood for some easy listening, I gather up about, ehhh, 19 screamo records. They deserve to be put down, really.

logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
Surt Crazy Awesome Personified from Perth, Australia Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Crazy Awesome Personified
#888: Sep 2nd 2014 at 8:26:06 PM

I spawn outside a sporting goods store, go in, and grab a kayaking paddle. Then, I go into the lumberjack supplies shop next door, and get some duct tape and two chainsaws. Those of you who've played Dead Rising 2 will see where I'm going with this.

Party time!
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#889: Sep 4th 2014 at 1:11:29 PM

"Now, where could that ladder be?"

h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#890: Sep 7th 2014 at 12:15:26 PM

-I dance out of a Buffalo Wild Wings.-

"Hey, did I miss anything?"

edited 7th Sep '14 12:16:41 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#891: Sep 7th 2014 at 6:53:04 PM

I suddenly find myself in a Large Bone Shop.

I take a dragon femur off the rack and grab a few fangs as well.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#892: Oct 19th 2014 at 3:06:49 PM

I suddenly realize my plan was stupid. I then go to the TF 2 shop.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#893: Jul 26th 2015 at 8:22:20 PM

...

I look out to the rest of the universe and I ask...

"Is it too late to bump?"

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#894: Jul 26th 2015 at 8:31:00 PM

This thread is alive!? Huh.

I go to the blacksmith shop.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#895: Jul 26th 2015 at 8:37:26 PM

I find a good, strong smoke machine and set it up over the entrance to the generic home improvement store. I climb up onto one of the shelves, and wait.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#896: Jul 27th 2015 at 3:36:31 PM

I then explode, and reappear in a Taco Bell.

BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#897: Jul 27th 2015 at 10:27:19 PM

I find the nearest umbrella store and find a big umbrella.

I then head up to the next floor and jump off and fly down like Mary mother-hubbing Poppins.

LIKE A SIR

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#898: Jul 27th 2015 at 11:14:40 PM

I take a moment to try and consider how I can match my greatest battle ever, the Closing of the Fruitju Breach.

Th scenarios run through my mind, each just as crazy as the last. I decide to keep them all in mind, for future reference. I also decide to rig up a nail mine using nails, a spring, a pressurized canister, and a few structural pieces. I paint it to match the floor, and resume my elevated, assassin-esque vigil.

edited 27th Jul '15 11:15:13 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#899: Jul 28th 2015 at 9:57:24 AM

I grab all the tacos and run.

Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#900: Jul 28th 2015 at 10:39:55 AM

I step out of some store and smack jodanger with a giant blow-up doll.


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