"Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder/to stay put would be a blunder." *points to a charging rhinoceros, then crouches behind the fireworks launcher that Omega's tinkering with*
edited 14th Jul '14 10:04:56 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot."Sweet, everrloving shadows."
I put a modified firework into the launcher and take aim at the rhino.
"You might have thick skin, but I have explosives," I say, firing at the rampaging beast.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous"Well, time for plan "BUGGERALL"."
I rig up the entire store of fireworks to explode when the stampede arrives.
"I'm probably going to die from this, but it's not like this is the first time this has happened."
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousRight. I, on the other hand, feel it's too early for me to die, so I'll just mad-dash over to the record store. See you. *does so, narrowly avoiding a few of the animals*
edited 14th Jul '14 1:38:52 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Okay, brief out-of-character recap: My character has been playing Jumanji with a currently anonymous opponent (by which I mean that nobody has bothered to take his/her shoes), Omega has blown up the Fireworks stand, and Jon has built himself a neat looking fort. Looking back at the previous posts, I just realized a minor plothole: the store that sells Jumanji isn't in the mall, so how did I gain possession of it?
edited 14th Jul '14 4:20:35 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.I start up Chick-Fil-A and fry chicken sandwhiches for people.
edited 14th Jul '14 4:04:17 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.

After stealing several bottles of air I make my way to a toy shop