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Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#851: Jul 3rd 2014 at 5:39:04 PM

After stealing several bottles of air I make my way to a toy shop

PowerfulKyurem INCARNATION OF POWER from The Arena Since: Jun, 2014
INCARNATION OF POWER
#852: Jul 3rd 2014 at 5:49:36 PM

I go to a gamestop and rob the place, as well as smash all the xbox games.

Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#853: Jul 3rd 2014 at 5:52:33 PM

From in the toy shop I grab a Nerf Mega Centurion Blaster and modify it to shoot high pressurized blasts of air.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#854: Jul 13th 2014 at 9:45:13 AM

Yes, is this where I can buy a copy of Jumanji?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#855: Jul 13th 2014 at 11:17:30 AM

I fall through a vent into a store full of... fireworks?

Deja vu...

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Teoinsanity Since: Jun, 2014
#856: Jul 13th 2014 at 11:42:27 AM

-Comes by carrying a giant rubber band and two poles-

No,the store that sells jumanji boards is a while from here-sets the poles up to make a giant slingshot -but I'm goin there ,wanna come with me?

Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#857: Jul 13th 2014 at 11:56:24 AM

Suddenly, I get struck with an idea.

"TO THE PAINT STORE!"

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#858: Jul 13th 2014 at 9:03:47 PM

Nevermind, it just magically spawned into my hand. *turns to all of you* Now, I'd like to play a game...

edited 14th Jul '14 6:02:06 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#859: Jul 13th 2014 at 9:35:00 PM

I eat a cookie.

LIKE A BOSS!!!

Thus, a nearby store blows up.

LIKE A BOSS!!!

This causes me to die. Again.

...

You thought I was gonna sLIKE A BOSS!!!

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#860: Jul 13th 2014 at 10:01:51 PM

Meanwhile I start rigging up a fireworks-based rocket launcher. I can see some of the other some distance away from me.

"Oi! Whadya wankers think ya' bloody doin' out 'ere?"

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#861: Jul 14th 2014 at 7:49:54 AM

Challenging people to a nice, peaceful board game, that's what.

It's Jumanji, so yes, my in-universe character is lying.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#862: Jul 14th 2014 at 9:15:10 AM

"I find that to be questionable, but suit yourself..."

I continue tinkering with the firework launcher.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#863: Jul 14th 2014 at 10:04:23 AM

"Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder/to stay put would be a blunder." *points to a charging rhinoceros, then crouches behind the fireworks launcher that Omega's tinkering with*

edited 14th Jul '14 10:04:56 AM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#864: Jul 14th 2014 at 11:59:36 AM

"Sweet, everrloving shadows."

I put a modified firework into the launcher and take aim at the rhino.

"You might have thick skin, but I have explosives," I say, firing at the rampaging beast.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#865: Jul 14th 2014 at 12:13:05 PM

Impressive, but that's not the only one. *points to a stampede not far behind the dead rhino*

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#866: Jul 14th 2014 at 12:57:05 PM

"Well, time for plan "BUGGERALL"."

I rig up the entire store of fireworks to explode when the stampede arrives.

"I'm probably going to die from this, but it's not like this is the first time this has happened."

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#867: Jul 14th 2014 at 1:26:30 PM

Right. I, on the other hand, feel it's too early for me to die, so I'll just mad-dash over to the record store. See you. *does so, narrowly avoiding a few of the animals*

edited 14th Jul '14 1:38:52 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#868: Jul 14th 2014 at 1:27:43 PM

"Mind the Jabberwocky!"

I find a remote detonator, hook it up to the system, and run like hell.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#869: Jul 14th 2014 at 1:51:04 PM

After arriving at the paint store I take some blue spray paint.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#870: Jul 14th 2014 at 2:11:48 PM

I feel sorry, have a safe haven, you can stay til the dice say seven. I'llknow when they do.

Say, who am I playing this game-within a game against?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#871: Jul 14th 2014 at 2:33:58 PM

After picking up my spray paint I go to a brick store and make a fort out of bricks, and spray paint "FORT JON" on it.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#872: Jul 14th 2014 at 3:19:47 PM

Okay, brief out-of-character recap: My character has been playing Jumanji with a currently anonymous opponent (by which I mean that nobody has bothered to take his/her shoes), Omega has blown up the Fireworks stand, and Jon has built himself a neat looking fort. Looking back at the previous posts, I just realized a minor plothole: the store that sells Jumanji isn't in the mall, so how did I gain possession of it?

edited 14th Jul '14 4:20:35 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#873: Jul 14th 2014 at 4:02:16 PM

Let's say magic.


I wasn't quite out of range of the blast, and I get 4th degree burns.

Meaning I'm dead.

I respawn in a Fine China store.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#874: Jul 14th 2014 at 4:04:04 PM

I start up Chick-Fil-A and fry chicken sandwhiches for people.

edited 14th Jul '14 4:04:17 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!

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