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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#701: May 6th 2014 at 7:52:27 PM

Blatantly ignoring the rules of the Thu'um, I use Unrelenting Force of Nota.

"FUUS RO DAH!"

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
iamnotausername Since: Mar, 2014
#702: May 6th 2014 at 8:04:10 PM

I get knocked back through the front wall of an adjacent store.

I throw some of the newly created broken glass at omega.

edited 6th May '14 8:04:23 PM by iamnotausername

TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#703: May 6th 2014 at 10:15:17 PM

A huge stampede of giant fruit kaiju barrels out of the tech store, straight towards Omega and Nota.

Fruitzilla also lets out another FRUITY BLAST at Nota.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#704: May 7th 2014 at 6:56:29 AM

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT!!!??? Screw it. You're all dead.

I go back to the De-digitizer, which I then begin turning into a colossal death ray.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#705: May 7th 2014 at 1:21:29 PM

I run to the death-ray blocker store and send it to the death ray Dimentio is making with the magic elevator. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC ELEVATOR!

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#706: May 7th 2014 at 2:36:17 PM

I THU'UM One more time at the oncoming hoard, this time with Cyclone.

"Ven... GAAR NOS!"

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#707: May 7th 2014 at 3:19:48 PM

I run to the nearest anti- Mary Sue store.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#708: May 7th 2014 at 3:46:25 PM

As I attempt the THU'UM, I remember that the Voice can only be used so quickly, and am overrun by delicious fruitju.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
iamnotausername Since: Mar, 2014
#709: May 7th 2014 at 4:30:14 PM

I go to the hardware store and assemble the dreaded spay can flamethrower.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#710: May 7th 2014 at 4:40:32 PM

As I respawn, I say, "Best. Death. Ever."

I seem to be in a... metalworking shop? Strange, this seems familiar...

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#711: May 7th 2014 at 4:50:40 PM

I put on the anti- Diabolus ex Nihilo gear they sold there.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#712: May 7th 2014 at 10:56:03 PM

My army of fruit-ju rip apart nearby stores, and charge ever so closer to Dimentio and Jon.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#713: May 8th 2014 at 6:42:05 AM

I grab a dictionary from Hammerspace and attempt to fudge the definition of Diabolus ex Nihilo

edited 8th May '14 6:43:50 AM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#714: May 8th 2014 at 1:37:11 PM

I run for my life, and fall down the stairs S Ba HJ style. - dead -

I respawn in... A GROCERY STORE! I begin making Carrotzilla.

Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#716: May 9th 2014 at 4:20:23 PM

Realizing that all these produce kaiju might open a Breach to the Food Realm, I begin working on a Jaegar.

I call it, "Scrap Genie".

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#717: May 10th 2014 at 10:05:18 AM

Realizing this will make me invincible, I redefine 'Diabolus ex Nihilo' as 'anything Dimentiosome doesn't want.'

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#718: May 10th 2014 at 10:15:58 AM

After brief Epic Construction Montage, I finish up the paintjob on my Titan of Steel and Circuits.

Scrap Genie is a-go!

I climb up to the incredibly unorthodox Conn-Pod and plug myself into the pilot chair. All systems nominal...

Today, I'm cancelling the apocalypse. (Well, for a few minutes anyways.)

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#719: May 10th 2014 at 10:45:48 AM

I tear down Carrotzilla to make CARROT BLASTER 2000! Wicked stuff.

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#720: May 10th 2014 at 10:50:17 AM

I go to Hot Topic and get random clothing. Hm, never know what an extra pair of clothes will do for you. I turn around to see that a battle is going on a little ways down the hall. I run toward the battle scene with... Hello Kitty panties... AAARGH! I charge and throw the panties at somebody, and they land on a head. I wrestle the person down before they could see who I am, and before I see who they are.

edited 10th May '14 10:50:59 AM by DaftPunch

ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#721: May 10th 2014 at 10:52:23 AM

I, still in the grocery shop, load the carrot ammo into the Carrot Blaster 2000.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#722: May 10th 2014 at 11:05:48 AM

I decide, "F U, PHYSICS", and go all Super Robot Genre on the scene.

Complete with absolutely Kaminatastic music.

I stride confidently towards the battlefield, and start my plans by suplexing one of the fruitju.

edited 10th May '14 11:06:13 AM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#723: May 10th 2014 at 12:53:50 PM

After a brief struggle to get the panties off, I run back down to the Source with the Dedigitizer. I begin constructing a portal to the 'destroy the godmodder' thread...but not before I fall down the stairs and kill myself.

edited 10th May '14 12:59:03 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#724: May 10th 2014 at 6:32:26 PM

I now put the finishing touches on the carrot blaster - a potato bomb.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHO WILL STOP ME NOW!?

TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#725: May 10th 2014 at 8:59:38 PM

Suddenly, Fruitachi is suplexed out of nowhere, and is thrown into Daft's shop. Leatherfruit leaps onto Scrap Genie's head, and starts ripping it apart. This is starting to look very familiar...

Meanwhile, Fruitzilla bursts out of nowhere, and lands in front of Jon's carrot blaster.

WHO WILL STOP YOU? ME, MOTHAFUCKA!

FRUITOMIC BLAST

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no

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