I grab a dictionary from Hammerspace and attempt to fudge the definition of Diabolus ex Nihilo
edited 8th May '14 6:43:50 AM by Dimentiosome
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!I run for my life, and fall down the stairs S Ba HJ style. - dead -
I respawn in... A GROCERY STORE! I begin making Carrotzilla.
Realizing this will make me invincible, I redefine 'Diabolus ex Nihilo' as 'anything Dimentiosome doesn't want.'
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!After brief Epic Construction Montage, I finish up the paintjob on my Titan of Steel and Circuits.
Scrap Genie is a-go!
I climb up to the incredibly unorthodox Conn-Pod and plug myself into the pilot chair. All systems nominal...
Today, I'm cancelling the apocalypse. (Well, for a few minutes anyways.)
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousI go to Hot Topic and get random clothing. Hm, never know what an extra pair of clothes will do for you. I turn around to see that a battle is going on a little ways down the hall. I run toward the battle scene with... Hello Kitty panties... AAARGH! I charge and throw the panties at somebody, and they land on a head. I wrestle the person down before they could see who I am, and before I see who they are.
edited 10th May '14 10:50:59 AM by DaftPunch
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkdI decide, "F U, PHYSICS", and go all Super Robot Genre on the scene.
Complete with absolutely Kaminatastic music.
I stride confidently towards the battlefield, and start my plans by suplexing one of the fruitju.
edited 10th May '14 11:06:13 AM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousAfter a brief struggle to get the panties off, I run back down to the Source with the Dedigitizer. I begin constructing a portal to the 'destroy the godmodder' thread...but not before I fall down the stairs and kill myself.
edited 10th May '14 12:59:03 PM by Dimentiosome
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!Suddenly, Fruitachi is suplexed out of nowhere, and is thrown into Daft's shop. Leatherfruit leaps onto Scrap Genie's head, and starts ripping it apart. This is starting to look very familiar...
Meanwhile, Fruitzilla bursts out of nowhere, and lands in front of Jon's carrot blaster.
WHO WILL STOP YOU? ME, MOTHAFUCKA!
FRUITOMIC BLAST
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no

Blatantly ignoring the rules of the Thu'um, I use Unrelenting Force of Nota.
"FUUS RO DAH!"
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous