I ride my car up the stairs and ram into the Dimentio at the last second, foiling his plan, the car explodes, killing both of us, and destroys the De-Digitizer.
I respawn in a tech shop and make a cannon out of a PS 4.
edited 6th May '14 4:23:45 PM by Jondanger23
My other kit was an auto-eject — the classic Troll Pack.
I go flying backwards at some ridiculous velocity, crash though a glass pane, and land in the mattress store.
edited 6th May '14 4:22:53 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousI notice Omega in the tech store and begin shooting at him with my disc-firing PS 4 cannon.
I burst out of the grocery store, with my menagerie of fruity kaiju. Fruitzilla leads the charge, with Angfruitus, Fruitodan, Fruitra, King Fruitdorah, and several others, with the F.R.U.I.T.Os taking up the back.
I charge through the mall, destroying loads of shops, and barge towards the tech shop.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha noI shoot at Fruitzilla with a well-timed shot from my PS 4 cannon and take cover in the Wii U game section.
edited 6th May '14 4:47:03 PM by Jondanger23
The disc slices off Fruitzilla's arm, but I don't care! We have spares!
Fruitzilla tears into the Xbox section, with Fruitodan and Angfruitus, while Fruitra and Gorofruitus rip into the PS 4 section. King Fruitorah rips through other random shops, and the F.R.U.I.T.Os wander off into the cosplay store. The other Fruit-jus (See what I did there) continue destroying the infinite mall, but the 1998 Fruitzilla runs off.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha noI sneak to somewhere near hobo and listen. It sounds very...
Chaotic, to say the least.
I start plotting out my plan of attack — Xanitos Gambit style.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

PVC and fruit go flying everywhere, as Kaiju meets mech!
"BUGGERALL! BUGGERALL!"
Unfortunately for everyone nearby (self included), my titan was fitted with the nuclear detonation kit. You do the math.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous