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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#676: May 6th 2014 at 4:14:47 PM

PVC and fruit go flying everywhere, as Kaiju meets mech!

"BUGGERALL! BUGGERALL!"

Unfortunately for everyone nearby (self included), my titan was fitted with the nuclear detonation kit. You do the math.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#677: May 6th 2014 at 4:17:02 PM

I attempt to rewire the De-digitizer to fuse myself into the mecha (which I added joints to, I'm not a complete idiot).

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#678: May 6th 2014 at 4:18:11 PM

FRUITZILLA EATS NUCLEAR ENERGY FOR BREAKFAST-Oh wait, that's Godzilla.

FRUITY BLA-boom

Fruitzilla goes flying into the grocery store, missing several limbs.

I immediately attempt to reconstruct him with more fruity goodness.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#679: May 6th 2014 at 4:20:17 PM

I ride my car up the stairs and ram into the Dimentio at the last second, foiling his plan, the car explodes, killing both of us, and destroys the De-Digitizer.

I respawn in a tech shop and make a cannon out of a PS 4.

edited 6th May '14 4:23:45 PM by Jondanger23

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#680: May 6th 2014 at 4:21:04 PM

My other kit was an auto-eject — the classic Troll Pack.

I go flying backwards at some ridiculous velocity, crash though a glass pane, and land in the mattress store.

edited 6th May '14 4:22:53 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#681: May 6th 2014 at 4:26:57 PM

I send Jon a picture with me giving him a 'WTF!!!???' expression.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#682: May 6th 2014 at 4:30:02 PM

Another FRUITY BLAST flies out of the grocery store, and into the mattress store, a blind shot of superheated fruit juice exploding through the wreckage of the Titan.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#683: May 6th 2014 at 4:30:20 PM

I send him a link where he can find the secret to making a De-Digitizer, turns out it's a Rickroll.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#684: May 6th 2014 at 4:33:51 PM

I call Tortle over his cell phone and manage to get the following words out:

"Good shot, you Magnificent B-"

I respawn in a dark area. I begin searching for a light switch.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#685: May 6th 2014 at 4:36:00 PM

I flip a light switch in the tech store than turns on the light where Omega is. "Funny."

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#686: May 6th 2014 at 4:37:16 PM

"Oh. Well then..."

It would appear that I'm in a... cosplay store? Odd...

edited 6th May '14 4:39:15 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#687: May 6th 2014 at 4:39:07 PM

I notice Omega in the tech store and begin shooting at him with my disc-firing PS 4 cannon.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#688: May 6th 2014 at 4:39:54 PM

(Got ret-conned, there. I kept misreading the post.)

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#689: May 6th 2014 at 4:40:55 PM

(Oh, so the tech store doubles as a cosplay store?)

edited 6th May '14 4:41:34 PM by Jondanger23

TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#690: May 6th 2014 at 4:44:36 PM

I burst out of the grocery store, with my menagerie of fruity kaiju. Fruitzilla leads the charge, with Angfruitus, Fruitodan, Fruitra, King Fruitdorah, and several others, with the F.R.U.I.T.Os taking up the back.

I charge through the mall, destroying loads of shops, and barge towards the tech shop.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#691: May 6th 2014 at 4:46:11 PM

(No, it's a different store)

I put on a Dovahkiin cosplay, and I instantly understand what the deal with this store is.

'Cause I can THU'UM.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#692: May 6th 2014 at 4:46:52 PM

I shoot at Fruitzilla with a well-timed shot from my PS 4 cannon and take cover in the Wii U game section.

edited 6th May '14 4:47:03 PM by Jondanger23

TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#693: May 6th 2014 at 4:51:22 PM

The disc slices off Fruitzilla's arm, but I don't care! We have spares!

Fruitzilla tears into the Xbox section, with Fruitodan and Angfruitus, while Fruitra and Gorofruitus rip into the PS 4 section. King Fruitorah rips through other random shops, and the F.R.U.I.T.Os wander off into the cosplay store. The other Fruit-jus (See what I did there) continue destroying the infinite mall, but the 1998 Fruitzilla runs off.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#694: May 6th 2014 at 4:56:18 PM

I kill most of the fruit monsters in the tech store with the Wii U discs I found.

Then I dash madly to the ruined Xbox section and grab a Kinect sensor bar to use as a sword.

edited 6th May '14 4:56:29 PM by Jondanger23

TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#695: May 6th 2014 at 5:00:01 PM

Fruitzooky goes down, but nobody liked him. The rest of them rebuild themselves using my fruity spare-parts.

King Fruitsar chases Jon into the Kinect section, and I follow, riding Fruitzilla. The other fruit-jus ditch the shop and tear apart the other shops.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#696: May 6th 2014 at 6:41:05 PM

I start entering random passwords for 'find my iPhone' (with Jon's email address) to track him down.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#697: May 6th 2014 at 6:56:45 PM

I sneak to somewhere near hobo and listen. It sounds very...

Chaotic, to say the least.

I start plotting out my plan of attack — Xanitos Gambit style.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
iamnotausername Since: Mar, 2014
#698: May 6th 2014 at 7:08:53 PM

I appearify into the cosplay store. I pick up the cash register and start stalking omega.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#699: May 6th 2014 at 7:23:17 PM

I make a disappointed face at Nota's pitiful costume choice and attempts to follow me. I use the Throw Voice shout aimed at a store near Tortle.

"Zul... mey gut."

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
iamnotausername Since: Mar, 2014
#700: May 6th 2014 at 7:44:40 PM

I commence operation hit omega in the head with a cash register while he's distracted. or hoithwacrwhd for short.


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