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Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#251: Jul 1st 2012 at 8:53:57 PM

The thread respawns in a hardware store and grabs a wrench.

I return to the present disappointed, steal the wrench from the thread, and hit Dragon Geyser over the head with it.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#252: Jul 3rd 2012 at 8:19:05 AM

The wrench cracks my skull and I die, though not before shooting Speedchesser in the face with the caltrop cannon.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#253: Jul 3rd 2012 at 10:00:11 AM

I get killed by the shot, and respawn in Big Al's Grease Store. I grab as much grease as I can, then run out and throw bits of it all over the place to make getting to me difficult.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#254: Jul 19th 2012 at 11:04:17 PM

I respawn in a nearby bar. I make a few more Molotov cocktails, light them, and toss them out the open window to deter Speedchesser from slinging grease.

I then run over to a plushie store.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#255: Jul 20th 2012 at 12:43:30 AM

One of the cocktails hit my grease container and sets it on fire. I then slip on an already thrown clump of grease and fall, while the grease I was carrying falls on me. I then burn to death and respawn in a paper bag store.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#256: Jul 25th 2012 at 10:31:24 PM

I run over to a weight store and grab a shopping cart full of weights. Then, I go to a catapult store, and dump the weights into one of the many catapults. Finally, I launch the weights at Speedchesser.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#257: Jul 25th 2012 at 10:37:09 PM

I spawn in a Spring Apparel store, grab an Umbrella, and attempt to ram it through Dragon's chest. I grab a strange Iron-Plated raincoat while I'm at it. It could be helpful.

I guess this is just Avatar Arena in it's current form, just with an infinite mall, no weapon stores, and you're yourself, right?

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Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#258: Jul 25th 2012 at 11:53:00 PM

Basically, yeah.

The weights crush me, but I retaliate by setting up a trebuchet and arming it with a treadmill. I then fire it at Dragon and Green.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#259: Jul 25th 2012 at 11:54:00 PM

The Avatar Arena should still be running. This is apparently just a transplant from another forum.

I grab the umbrella before its pointy bits could do some pointing. Then, I kick greenstarfanatic in the nuts and attempt to toss him into the catapult. I would then launch him if I am successful.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
CodyTheHeadlessBoy The Great One from Parts Unknown Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
The Great One
#260: Jul 25th 2012 at 11:54:20 PM

I eat 5,000 tacos at the Taco Bell in the food court, then light a match while cutting a 5,000 taco fart. I watch with glee as everybody burns. Now it's off to the pants store to buy new pants. Zoom zoom zoom zoom!

"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#261: Jul 25th 2012 at 11:57:25 PM

I have BALLS OF STEEL! my friend. I retaliate from your attack by BURNING ALIVE. I respawn and pick up a lawnmower from a nearby Gardening store and chuck it at Dragon's face.

Yeah, I know it's still up and running. I'm one of the newer players, and I'm playing as Green Chuck right now.

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DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#262: Jul 26th 2012 at 12:00:22 AM

"Everybody" being an unfortunate fly and greenstar, as flaming farts don't actually have much range.

As the mower is apparently not on, it is easy for me to grab it out of the air and smash it down upon Cody's head.

edited 26th Jul '12 12:00:41 AM by DragonGeyser

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#263: Jul 26th 2012 at 12:02:12 AM

I begin chucking random tools at Dragon, including Hedge clippers, a shovel and an unfortunate rake.

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DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#264: Jul 26th 2012 at 12:05:36 AM

I use the mower as a shield to try to block the flying garden implements. The rake gets me in the arm, but it doesn't look too bad. I then run over to a diner, make EVEN MORE Molotov cocktails. I then light one and toss it at greenstar.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#265: Jul 26th 2012 at 12:08:35 AM

Yeah, you throw like a girl. I catch it and huck it back, lighting the Diner on FIRE. WE LIKE FIRE. I run over to the Nintendo Nevelty Item shoppe and toss in a life-size, working Bob-omb, Just add Fire! to the mix.

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CodyTheHeadlessBoy The Great One from Parts Unknown Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
The Great One
#266: Jul 26th 2012 at 12:18:34 AM

I respawn in the pants shop where I find a whole bunch of belts and tie them together hoping to swing into action Tarzan style. I mistake a whole bunch of mannequins in the glass window of Hollister for people and go through the window getting cut up in the process but knocking down a whole bunch of mannequins. I then bleed to death allover a bunch of shirts from all the cuts I got from all that glass.

"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#267: Jul 26th 2012 at 12:20:54 AM

...Well that was useless.

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CodyTheHeadlessBoy The Great One from Parts Unknown Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
The Great One
#268: Jul 26th 2012 at 12:25:37 AM

Greenstar laughs and then slips in the pile of blood and cracks his head open. Snobby Hollister employee wearing flipflops says "I am so not cleaning that up. She slips and cracks her head open too. I respawn and say "HAHA! Passive Vengence For the Win!"

edited 26th Jul '12 12:30:54 AM by CodyTheHeadlessBoy

"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#269: Jul 26th 2012 at 8:39:42 AM

I shake my head in pity, before throwing down some Shamwows and grabbing a few Ski Poles and tying them to my belt for later. I grab a skateboard for easy manouvering and a couple golf clubs. I try to send one of the poles through Headless.

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Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#270: Jul 26th 2012 at 12:30:24 PM

Sighing at my apparent poor aim, I fire another treadmill at greenstarfanfic.

greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#271: Jul 26th 2012 at 2:01:38 PM

Remember that Steel-lined Raincoat I picked up earlier? Yeah, that doesn't have anything to do with this. I dodge out of the way because Treadmills are much lighter and harder to aim than excercise bikes.

Duh.

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Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#272: Jul 26th 2012 at 3:03:10 PM

Sighing, I go over to a bakery and load a pie into the trebuchet. I then get a lighter and set it on fire before shooting it at Dragon.

greenstarfanatic Consulting Jackass from Maple Ridge, B.C Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Puppy love
Consulting Jackass
#273: Jul 26th 2012 at 3:06:10 PM

Also, why a Trebuchet? Why not a giant Crossbow? A trebuchet is much harder to aim as it tosses the item in an arc through the air, making accurate shots impossible!

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Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#274: Jul 26th 2012 at 3:14:44 PM

This is Mall Fight. Logic died long ago, and it has yet to respawn.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#275: Jul 26th 2012 at 4:09:16 PM

I am also set on fire, but before I die from the burning, the pie and the explosion, I run out of the diner and grab greenstar by the head, setting him on fire too.

"GIVE ME YOUR FACE! *dies*"

edited 26th Jul '12 4:15:05 PM by DragonGeyser

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.

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