The Chew Toy of Gaming
The wrench cracks my skull and I die, though not before shooting Speedchesser in the face with the caltrop cannon.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
The Chew Toy of Gaming
I respawn in a nearby bar. I make a few more Molotov cocktails, light them, and toss them out the open window to deter Speedchesser from slinging grease.
I then run over to a plushie store.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
The Chew Toy of Gaming
I run over to a weight store and grab a shopping cart full of weights. Then, I go to a catapult store, and dump the weights into one of the many catapults. Finally, I launch the weights at Speedchesser.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.I spawn in a Spring Apparel store, grab an Umbrella, and attempt to ram it through Dragon's chest. I grab a strange Iron-Plated raincoat while I'm at it. It could be helpful.
I guess this is just Avatar Arena in it's current form, just with an infinite mall, no weapon stores, and you're yourself, right?
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
The Chew Toy of Gaming
The Avatar Arena should still be running. This is apparently just a transplant from another forum.
I grab the umbrella before its pointy bits could do some pointing. Then, I kick greenstarfanatic in the nuts and attempt to toss him into the catapult. I would then launch him if I am successful.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.I have BALLS OF STEEL! my friend. I retaliate from your attack by BURNING ALIVE. I respawn and pick up a lawnmower from a nearby Gardening store and chuck it at Dragon's face.
Yeah, I know it's still up and running. I'm one of the newer players, and I'm playing as Green Chuck right now.
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
The Chew Toy of Gaming
"Everybody" being an unfortunate fly and greenstar, as flaming farts don't actually have much range.
As the mower is apparently not on, it is easy for me to grab it out of the air and smash it down upon Cody's head.
edited 26th Jul '12 12:00:41 AM by DragonGeyser
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
The Chew Toy of Gaming
I use the mower as a shield to try to block the flying garden implements. The rake gets me in the arm, but it doesn't look too bad. I then run over to a diner, make EVEN MORE Molotov cocktails. I then light one and toss it at greenstar.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.I respawn in the pants shop where I find a whole bunch of belts and tie them together hoping to swing into action Tarzan style. I mistake a whole bunch of mannequins in the glass window of Hollister for people and go through the window getting cut up in the process but knocking down a whole bunch of mannequins. I then bleed to death allover a bunch of shirts from all the cuts I got from all that glass.
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. PattonGreenstar laughs and then slips in the pile of blood and cracks his head open. Snobby Hollister employee wearing flipflops says "I am so not cleaning that up. She slips and cracks her head open too. I respawn and say "HAHA! Passive Vengence For the Win!"
edited 26th Jul '12 12:30:54 AM by CodyTheHeadlessBoy
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. PattonI shake my head in pity, before throwing down some Shamwows and grabbing a few Ski Poles and tying them to my belt for later. I grab a skateboard for easy manouvering and a couple golf clubs. I try to send one of the poles through Headless.
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"
The Chew Toy of Gaming
I am also set on fire, but before I die from the burning, the pie and the explosion, I run out of the diner and grab greenstar by the head, setting him on fire too.
"GIVE ME YOUR FACE! *dies*"
edited 26th Jul '12 4:15:05 PM by DragonGeyser
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.

The thread respawns in a hardware store and grabs a wrench.
I return to the present disappointed, steal the wrench from the thread, and hit Dragon Geyser over the head with it.