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DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#226: Jun 8th 2012 at 8:18:48 PM

I FINALLY find a portal gun, and place portals under Philosopher's feet and on the hood of Speedchesser's car.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#227: Jun 8th 2012 at 8:40:10 PM

I fall through and hit the windshield of Speedchesser's car.

I respawn in the Respawn R Us.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#228: Jun 9th 2012 at 10:37:44 AM

I die as Philosopher hits me, and my car crashes into the Portal shop and goes through the portal Philosopher came through, which traps it eternally in the portal.

I respawn in an explosives shop, then set up a small bomb to blow up the power cables leading to the Portal shop, but not damage the shop itself.

After starting it up, I run away as fast as I can.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#229: Jun 9th 2012 at 1:30:51 PM

I run out of the Portal shop and strategically place a portal so that the car is sent flying toward the explosives shop.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#230: Jun 9th 2012 at 3:57:51 PM

I get hit and the car explodes, but I manage to throw a bomb into the portal before I die, causing it to roll towards Dragon Geyser.

I respawn in Respawns R Us and take a moment to notice that Philosopher is there as well. Then I run at him.

We need more people. Right now it's only the three of us, as far as I can tell.

[down]Going to wait for a reply from Philosopher before replying so that I can reply to both things at once.

edited 10th Jun '12 11:08:52 AM by Speedchesser

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#231: Jun 9th 2012 at 7:41:54 PM

((True. We need moar victims.))

I panic and kick the bomb back into the portal.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Knife28 Since: Jan, 2012
#232: Jun 11th 2012 at 9:56:01 PM

I step out of the portal holding a bomb. "Ok, what is wrong with this picture?"

edited 11th Jun '12 10:07:07 PM by Knife28

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#233: Jun 11th 2012 at 10:16:33 PM

I place a portal under Knife's feet and on the ceiling.

"The fact that you're standing in it and are still alive."

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Knife28 Since: Jan, 2012
#234: Jun 11th 2012 at 10:21:49 PM

I throw the bomb at Geyser, which, at the speeds I've achived with the portal loop, causes it to fly through his chest and embed itself in the wall some distance away.

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#235: Jun 11th 2012 at 10:36:04 PM

I place a portal on the (much higher) ceiling of the mall just before I die.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Knife28 Since: Jan, 2012
#236: Jun 12th 2012 at 12:02:14 AM

I fling myself out of the portal loop and, after leaving a large red stain on the floor, respawn at the hardware store.

Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#237: Jun 12th 2012 at 12:20:58 AM

"Hey, we can talk now?" I ask, dropping my previous efforts at an attack to run out of the store when I hear the sounds of voices. "Cool!"

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#238: Jun 14th 2012 at 10:11:37 PM

I respawn in the Bio Shock memorabilia shop. After finding a human-sized Big Daddy drill, I then run out of the store and attempt to skewer Speedchesser with my newly acquired dental tool.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#239: Jun 17th 2012 at 1:05:44 PM

Distracted, I fail to notice Dragon Geyser until it's too late and get killed.

I respawn in a giant shop (as in one that sells giants, not one that's huge) and let loose a giant to do some shop lifting.

edited 17th Jun '12 1:06:49 PM by Speedchesser

resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
#240: Jun 19th 2012 at 12:23:16 PM

I succumb to the neurotoxin and respawn in a toy store. Upon noticing Speedchesser's giant, I find a skipping rope and attempt to trip the giant.

Fear is a superpower.
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#241: Jun 19th 2012 at 6:55:10 PM

I isolate the giant in an elevator and play Justin Bieber at full volume. It dies from Ear Rape.

[lol. When I saw the thread, I thought this was what would happen if all hell broke loose on 6teen. Wait, that was the Halloween special]

I don’t even know anymore.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#242: Jun 19th 2012 at 10:30:44 PM

It trips, crashing into Billie's Vats 'O Acid and dissolving.

I go to an exotic animals store and unleash a rhino in the general direction of the toy store. I then run as fast as I can into an alien store and start searching for a flying saucer.

resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
#243: Jun 20th 2012 at 10:34:49 AM

I pick up a laser pointer from the toy store and use the glowing dot to distract the rhino, who goes wherever the dot leads. I jump onto his back and ride him towards the alien store as he chases the laser dot.

Fear is a superpower.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#244: Jun 20th 2012 at 12:06:43 PM

I find a UFO, get in it, and use it to tractor beam up the rhino. I then drop it when it's high enough up and fly away as fast as I can.

Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#245: Jun 20th 2012 at 1:51:51 PM

I go to above exotic animal store and unleash variOus lions, tigers, and jaguars, then run to the nearest safe place and hide.

I don’t even know anymore.
resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
#246: Jun 20th 2012 at 1:53:01 PM

I get crushed to death when the rhino lands on top of me. I then respawn in a fantasy creature store and find myself a dragon.

Fear is a superpower.
Speedchesser Since: Feb, 2012
#247: Jun 21st 2012 at 11:09:23 AM

The dragon grabs my UFO, then tosses it like a Frisbee. Into the aforementioned acid shop.

I respawn in a time machine, then go back in time and steal a nail in the hopes that this affects the present somehow.

I'm not getting too ridiculous, am I?

edited 21st Jun '12 11:10:35 AM by Speedchesser

DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#248: Jun 21st 2012 at 10:34:44 PM

[up]THERE IS MP SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH RIDICULOUSNESS!

I run into a distraction shop to pick up some caltrops. Next, I go to an air cannon store to find an air cannon with a back-mountable pressurized air tank. Finally, I shove the caltrops into the air cannon and fire them at every living thing in the vicinity.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
#249: Jun 22nd 2012 at 5:47:56 PM

The caltrops damage my dragon's wings and he plummets to the ground, unable to fly but still very much alive...and very, very angry. He charges at full speed towards the air cannon and swallows Dragon Geyser in one bite. Alas, a stray caltrop hits me in the head and I'm dead.

edited 22nd Jun '12 5:48:13 PM by resetlocksley

Fear is a superpower.
DragonGeyser The Chew Toy of Gaming from a computer, DUH. Since: Dec, 2010
The Chew Toy of Gaming
#250: Jun 22nd 2012 at 7:11:16 PM

Unfortunately, the dragon forgot to chew, so I pepper the dragon full of holes from the inside with the caltrop shooting air cannon. I then extricate myself from the corpse the way I went in.

Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.

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