- Give cats the ability to fly.
- Troll people by saying that the end of the world will be next week.
- Create the most powerful gaming computer ever.
- Revive Michael Jackson
- Challenge Satan to a lightsaber duel.
- Any games currently in Development Hell will be completed and released. And they will be awesome.
- Clone Isaiah Mustafa so everyone can have their own Old Spice Man.
- Smite any hypocrites.
- Be as outrageous and fabulous as Taric.
- Learn Japanese.
I'd give everyone a second head, then watch the world burn.
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- I'd deploy a heavenly Loser Horn every time an incumbent was kicked out of office.
- People would have the power to walk on water, but it would be sporadic and fail abruptly and without warning.
- In performances of "Stairway to Heaven" I would come down off a literal heavenly stairway and join in with the performers occasionally.
- If I felt the need to create other, lesser Gods, or had them foisted on me by circumstance, as head of the pantheon I would at least attempt to make sure they were given jobs they liked, and if this was impossible I would at least ensure a rotationary schedule to ensure that nobody has to guard the gates of hell for too long.
- If I was a lesser God as part of a pantheon, if given a lousy job I would consider carefully my bosses reasoning, take it as an honour, and at least send a Strongly Worded Letter his or her way before I broke out the titans.
I'd occasionally roll d100's to determine people's fates. I would tell those people what the roll was and ask if they would like to make a Saving Throw.
Every now and then, I'd stop by a local carnival and play tons of skeeball, then give my prizes to children.
Every now and then, I would stop by a local casino and "loosen" several slot machines.
You will know that you have lost my favor if your voice becomes mysteriously Autotuned.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.- If I was a goddess, everyone would have superpowers
- They would spontaneously burst into song like you see in musicals
- The Bad Guy Wins and tells everyone to party until sundown
- Laziness is mandatory and there is No workkkkk.
- I would have a form of something Lovecraftian as a God in Human Form
- Every life would have a happy ending until Victory Is Boring
- Reincarnation will be dictated by... The Wheel of Fortune! xD
- At puberty, all human beings would spend a year as a talking platypus.
- Real platypi would speak fluent Esperanto and be about as intelligent as modern A.I.s.
- High-ranking clergy in my church would wear platypus costumes.
- Nobody would notice my bizarre obsession with platypi.
- Elephants would be pink, and hallucinations would be of gray elephants.
- My avatar would be a vending machine named Steve.
- Whenever anybody fought a war, I would put them in a pocket dimension and make them settle the matter by playing Super Smash Bros Brawl.
- Every now and then I would give random people Spider-man's powers. When they tried to use them to fight crime, they would suddenly lose them.
- Australia would be inhabited by Yoda's species.
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good and you'll get CAKE!
edited 9th Apr '12 1:11:04 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.@ djmaca: Yes, but not played by GOD. You know, in a game about gods? No?
Likes many underrated webcomicsIf I was God, Ticks would be five feet long and they would breakdance all the time that they weren't sucking human blood; everybody would grow pasta out of their arm; eclipses would be much less rare; kittens would grow up to be turtles; and people would have built-in roller skates.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books- All species of Spiders would be thrice as big.
- All species of Spiders would have a faster reproduction cycle.
- Some species of Spiders would be sentient and sapient.
- Flies, Mosquitoes and all Spider's prey would reproduce faster and in larger numbers.
- Some Spiders would be Vegan to troll mankind and guilt-trip them in stopping to hate Spiders.
- 50-foot tall Spiders will sleep underground in secret caverns waiting for Judgment Day.
- Some species of Spiders would swim in packs underwater.
- Some species of Spiders would fly in packs.
- From time to time, i'd make Spiders rain from the sky to show mankind who's boss.
- From time to time, my Angels will show themselves to mankind. In the form of spiders.
Oh, and i'd wipe away from existence the letter K.
edited 10th Apr '12 11:27:22 AM by OrangeSpider
The Great Northern Threadkill.If I were God...
...I would grant Carciofus a perfect understanding of English grammar.
edited 10th Apr '12 11:43:41 AM by JHM
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.

I'd release a Let'sPlay of Age Of Mythology.
edited 5th Apr '12 11:13:50 AM by NLK
Likes many underrated webcomics