@Carciofus: Use "I were" in the subjunctive, "I was" elsewhere. The most common occurrences of the subjunctive in English
are in dependent clauses expressing causal relationships ("if I were..."), purpose ("so that/lest it happen..."), or other things relating to possible but not actual situations ("I wish that..."/"I prefer that...").
- I'd make it well-known that I exist.
- I'd make it known that a single mental patient speaks my word. No one will know who it is but me. I don't know what purpose this will serve, but it'll be fun.
- I'd smite anyone who claims I told them to do something extreme. Unless, of course, I really did.
- My realm would be a land similar to Wonderland or The Shivering Isles. Anyone can visit if they want as long as a world mindfuck doesn't bother them.
- Every 1,000 years I'd destroy the realm and rebuild it. Because after a millennium of living somewhere, you need a change of scenery.
Because it had to be done eventually:
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.I'd give everyone their own unicorn that they can ride and not use for any nefarious purposes.
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)Awww...
edited 15th Mar '12 7:39:33 PM by RainbowMatt
Devypu's~ Big Pony :3ALSO I'D GIVE EVERYBODY A COPY OF THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE
SUPER
MARIO
BROTHERS
THREE
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)Because it's filled with idiots.
I would, however, considering saving those with a high enough IQ.
edited 15th Mar '12 9:35:26 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?I think Loid's taking offense to having his (and my) home turf destroyed and sunk in the ocean.
No, the coasts aren't full of idiots, they just have two areas sponging off the rest of the country and trying to act like they're the greatest things in the world. Rechannel the Colorado River, and L.A. becomes a desert again. D.C. was once a swamp. . . play with that.

edited 15th Mar '12 2:57:41 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.