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doomsday524 (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#2: Mar 14th 2012 at 8:13:13 PM

Nonsense, Genghis Khan all that way.

Loid from Eastern Standard Time Since: Jun, 2011
#3: Mar 14th 2012 at 8:15:22 PM

Khubulai.

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#4: Mar 14th 2012 at 8:28:05 PM

Obviously, it would be KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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#5: Mar 14th 2012 at 8:31:56 PM

Genghis obviously. I'd like to see the rest of them forge one of Earth's largest empires.

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#6: Mar 14th 2012 at 8:33:27 PM

I'm going with Kharn.

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#7: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:51:14 PM

Salman Khan.

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#8: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:52:31 PM

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#9: Mar 14th 2012 at 11:53:17 PM

Khan would win. Obviously.

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#11: Mar 15th 2012 at 12:33:50 AM

When I saw the title, I thought it was referring to Ghengis Khan and his family...I've immediately lost all my geek cred here.

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Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
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#12: Mar 15th 2012 at 2:28:38 AM

To be honest, I have no idea. However, it can't possibly Shao Khan. Mortal Kombat kcharacters are total pussies, who already begin to bleed when someone just pokes them.

edited 15th Mar '12 2:29:32 AM by Nyarly

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#13: Mar 15th 2012 at 3:12:13 AM

@Odd

Same here.

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#14: Mar 15th 2012 at 4:25:37 PM

What are the rules? I mean, is it armies vs Armies or just one on one combat? Are vehicles, such as starships or horses acceptable?

Personally, I think a fight between the mongol hordes vs the forces of outworld would be fucking epic.

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edited 15th Mar '12 4:26:16 PM by ElRigo

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#15: Mar 15th 2012 at 6:06:44 PM

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

He survived life on Ceti Alpha VI THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!!!! with nothing but the contents of this cargo bay, to sustain him.

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edited 15th Mar '12 6:07:25 PM by pvtnum11

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#16: Mar 15th 2012 at 7:34:40 PM

Genghis, curbstomp. Respect your ancestors.

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#17: Mar 16th 2012 at 12:14:30 AM

@El Rigo- Hell yeah. One on one combat. No vehicles.

edited 16th Mar '12 12:15:29 AM by doomsday524

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TheProffesor The Professor from USA Since: Jan, 2011
#18: Mar 16th 2012 at 12:32:30 AM

As awesome as Genghis was, he could withstand The Wrath of KHAN!!!!!!!

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#19: Mar 16th 2012 at 1:47:46 AM

Then Shere Khan wins because he is a fucking tiger against loads of puny humans. Puny humans he hates, by the way.

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#20: Mar 16th 2012 at 2:59:00 AM

Eh, Shere Khan is lame.*

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edited 16th Mar '12 3:00:47 AM by Pyrite

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#22: Mar 16th 2012 at 3:12:20 AM

Is there a Donkey Khan? There should be.

EDIT: Close enough.

edited 16th Mar '12 3:13:04 AM by 0dd1

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#23: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:16:31 PM

Shao Khan. Genghis Khan was a great commander, but I bet even he would have quailed in the face of an alien invasion.

edited 19th Mar '12 1:16:46 PM by GameChainsaw

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#25: Mar 19th 2012 at 5:17:13 PM

Yeah, History! moment of the day: Genghis Khan was actually a small and crippled man.

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