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Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#201: Feb 14th 2012 at 4:54:44 AM

He's probably being visited by three ghosts.

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#202: Feb 14th 2012 at 4:54:46 AM

He [W] wanted to start a petition to abolish Valentines Day.

Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#203: Feb 14th 2012 at 4:55:14 AM

W is for Wumbo.

edited 14th Feb '12 4:56:08 AM by Erock

If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Nizbel Since: Apr, 2012
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#205: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:02:16 AM

If my memory serves me well, St. Valentine was a monk who was stoned... and beheaded... for going against the church.

Not sure what that has to do with love, so therefore, we must celebrate today by throwing stones. I think.

Nizbel Since: Apr, 2012
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#207: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:06:50 AM

Yes. Let us throw stones at each other with love.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#208: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:12:03 AM

ITS 1.06 PM. MY LOGIC IS FLAWLESS THEN

ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#209: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:13:54 AM

Hey, at least St Valentine was never dragged about to fancy restaurants by his girlfriend, and wasn't forced to buy her a big fluffy love heart pillow.

edited 14th Feb '12 5:14:15 AM by ACrackInTime

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#210: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:17:48 AM

Or boyfriend!

We have to comply with the Equality and Discrimination Act 2010! tongue

Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#211: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:20:34 AM

If my memory serves me well, St. Valentine was a monk who was stoned... and beheaded... for going against the church.
There is more than one St. Valentine. The one the feast refers to was a Bishop who, during the persecutions, kept holding secret marriage ceremonies for Christian couples, and who was well-known for his generosity in giving money to young couples who wanted to settle down.

When he got caught by the emperor, he allegedly planned to go easy on him — at least until he up and started trying to convince the emperor to convert to Christianity. That was not all that successful: he was savagely beaten, and then beheaded.

This is his skull.

edited 14th Feb '12 5:23:37 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#212: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:22:39 AM

Ohhhhhh

That makes sense now.

Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#214: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:34:31 AM

For some reason I don't really understand, he somehow became one of the patron saints for beekepers and for the black death.

So I plan to celebrate his day by raising an army of zombie bees and unleashing the apocalypse.

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#215: Feb 14th 2012 at 5:45:45 AM

Well, we could combine the ideas.

Make rock-throwing bees that also carry the black death.

It might need some genetic engineering, but I know lower-tertiary education Biology! It's all good!

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#216: Feb 14th 2012 at 6:06:53 AM

Welp, I've got three classes today, one of which is three hours long (though we're gonna be watching The Breakfast Club in it today, so that makes up for the class's length), so even if I had a sweetheart I don't have any time to enjoy the day anyway.

Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.
Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#217: Feb 14th 2012 at 6:11:46 AM

Heh. Sounds cool.

All I got to do is chillout, because I got a week off school.

Also, my music is being eerily weird. It won't stop playing love songs on shuffle.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#219: Feb 14th 2012 at 6:56:00 AM

So very alone.

...

Huh, that quote in my sigline seems oddly appropriate.

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
#220: Feb 14th 2012 at 7:45:02 AM

Hey, that petition idea was when I was really bitter.

Then I realized that it's better to laugh about it. tongue

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#221: Feb 14th 2012 at 7:45:53 AM

...

Wait, holy fu—

Dude, this guy at school did a petition to cancel V-Day.

...

ARE YOU THAT GUY AT SCHOOL, WUBBLY?!

MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#223: Feb 14th 2012 at 7:47:23 AM

^^^ Yeah, after we snapped you out of your stupid bitterness.

edited 14th Feb '12 7:47:32 AM by ACrackInTime

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#224: Feb 14th 2012 at 7:48:07 AM

Of course not. You're much cooler and more friendlier. tongue

ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#225: Feb 14th 2012 at 7:48:45 AM

edited 14th Feb '12 7:51:38 AM by ACrackInTime


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