Ok, I'll give it a shot.
Wait, no, that seems stupid. Can I get a do-over?
Actually, you know what you're right. For all I know this could be among the finest works of American literature. This thread should be nuked, I'm a dumbass for making it.
Though saying "Crash Bandicoot guy writes dark vampire novel" still just sounds kinda hilarious to me...
Easy street has no parking signs.
You came late, then. Because here it says I own a digital copy and with all the, hang on, 64 chapters this book has to offer. I guess the author made it free for a limited time and you just missed it.
By the way, I'm on the fourth chapter. One (I suppose) unimportant character died already. The book hasn't proven to be bad so far. Still, it's too early for me to say anything regarding the subject.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Darkening-Dream-ebook/dp/B006PIMYLY
Let's make fun of it.
Easy street has no parking signs.