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KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#26: Jan 26th 2012 at 11:41:30 AM

Jesus! Where'd you come from?!

I thought you were a zombie for a second!

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#27: Jan 26th 2012 at 11:46:18 AM

Don't be silly, there's no such thing as zombies! Besides, I'm don't walk like one in these high heels I'm wearing that will get snagged on the smallest thing.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#28: Jan 26th 2012 at 11:57:42 AM

But... We're in a hole in the ground! Through a trap door!

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#29: Jan 26th 2012 at 12:03:42 PM

Oh. In that case, I'm totally not obviously possessed and I absolutely won't pick you off one by one and turn you against each other!

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#30: Jan 26th 2012 at 12:10:24 PM

That's a relief! I was totally expecting some sort of monster down here!

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
WertyYertrew <33 from on a bus. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Hiding
<33
#31: Jan 26th 2012 at 9:57:22 PM

*pops out of ground* Roar! I am a monster!

but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
MotorRunner A Light In The Darkness from WSA Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Abstaining
A Light In The Darkness
#32: Jan 27th 2012 at 4:55:04 AM

Ahhhh! -gasp-

I thought you were a ghost or something!! Silly me!

Man, it's dark in here. And echoey. Who's got a light?

-drinks some beer-

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KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#33: Jan 27th 2012 at 5:48:04 AM

*hits monster with a femur bone*

AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

edited 27th Jan '12 5:48:18 AM by KarlKadaver

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
#34: Jan 27th 2012 at 5:51:25 AM

No black guy?! Ugh, fine.

-dies first-

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#35: Jan 27th 2012 at 7:29:52 AM

-looks around-

Hey! Look! A door that conviently leads us outside into an empty and haunted forest even though we're 100ft below ground. Let's go!

edited 27th Jan '12 7:30:05 AM by ACrackInTime

KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#36: Jan 27th 2012 at 7:38:50 AM

I'm with you! It's better than being in this Maniac Mansion!

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#37: Jan 27th 2012 at 7:41:02 AM

-walks out into forest as the door has fallen off its hinges-

Seems okay enough.

Crayon97 Notepad from Canada Since: Oct, 2011
Notepad
#38: Jan 27th 2012 at 7:42:32 AM

Okay! *walks out as well, appearing randomly*

Crayon97 Yoylecake!
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#39: Jan 27th 2012 at 8:14:22 AM

-switches a signpost around, leading to the Tree of Doom-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Crayon97 Notepad from Canada Since: Oct, 2011
Notepad
#40: Jan 27th 2012 at 9:34:48 AM

  • suddenly stops walking*

Crayon97 Yoylecake!
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#41: Jan 27th 2012 at 9:59:06 AM

What's up, Crayon? Do you hear the police?

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Crayon97 Notepad from Canada Since: Oct, 2011
Notepad
#42: Jan 27th 2012 at 10:18:59 AM

I hear rustling... That and Game Spazzer is #*@!ing with us.

Crayon97 Yoylecake!
MotorRunner A Light In The Darkness from WSA Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Abstaining
A Light In The Darkness
#43: Jan 27th 2012 at 10:40:21 AM

Spaz? Nonono! We're besties! Couldn't be her!

ARCHITECT POWAHHH! Will soon be posting as 'Firebird'... [[http://tinyurl.com/ttwiktlk Wiki Talk Subfor
Crayon97 Notepad from Canada Since: Oct, 2011
Notepad
#44: Jan 27th 2012 at 10:50:23 AM

It has to be. I saw her flipping with signs. I mean, I have evidence! *pulls out hammer, accidentally kills extra by stabbing (for lack of a better term) in the face* Whoops.

Crayon97 Yoylecake!
MotorRunner A Light In The Darkness from WSA Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Abstaining
A Light In The Darkness
#45: Jan 27th 2012 at 10:54:55 AM

Y-you stabbed her? -pounces on Crayon- She better not be dead...

ARCHITECT POWAHHH! Will soon be posting as 'Firebird'... [[http://tinyurl.com/ttwiktlk Wiki Talk Subfor
Crayon97 Notepad from Canada Since: Oct, 2011
Notepad
#46: Jan 27th 2012 at 11:06:18 AM

I didn't stab her! I accidentally hammered... Timmy... in the... face.

Crayon97 Yoylecake!
MotorRunner A Light In The Darkness from WSA Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Abstaining
A Light In The Darkness
#47: Jan 27th 2012 at 11:41:50 AM

-checks on Spaz- Stay with me...

ARCHITECT POWAHHH! Will soon be posting as 'Firebird'... [[http://tinyurl.com/ttwiktlk Wiki Talk Subfor
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48: Jan 27th 2012 at 1:22:34 PM

I'm not Spaz... I am — *takes off rubber face* — a demon! Wooooo! Spaz is somewhere else, I dunno where. Bleh! *dies*

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
Crayon97 Notepad from Canada Since: Oct, 2011
Notepad
#50: Jan 27th 2012 at 2:57:23 PM

Okay...

RUN!!!! *runs*

Crayon97 Yoylecake!

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