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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#26: Jan 7th 2012 at 4:12:13 PM

"Only Girl in the World" by Rihanna: "I want you to love me / like I'm a hot pie." My sister says it's actually "like I'm a hot guy", but I can't imagine that's it either. ...Is it?

edited 7th Jan '12 4:12:35 PM by 0dd1

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InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#27: Jan 8th 2012 at 1:15:48 AM

Hot Pie!

edited 8th Jan '12 1:15:57 AM by InverurieJones

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
cutewithoutthe Góðberit Norðling Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Góðberit Norðling
#28: Jan 8th 2012 at 1:43:00 AM

The Archers' Bows Have Broken - Brand New

'Cause the God I believed in worked on a campaign trail.

'Cause the God I believe in never worked on a campaign trail.

MikeK Since: Jan, 2001
#29: Jan 8th 2012 at 5:28:01 PM

I always hear the first line of Led Zeppelin's "Livin' Lovin' Maid" as "with a purple umbrella and a fifty cent ham" - apparently it's actually "...a fifth in hand". A Led Zeppelin line I couldn't believe wasn't a mondegreen when I looked up the lyrics would be "I saw a lion, he was standing alone with a tadpole in a jar". Just, what?

edited 8th Jan '12 5:28:44 PM by MikeK

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#32: Jan 9th 2012 at 6:39:56 PM

More from BEP's "Just Can't Get Enough": "I'm addicted, wanna germ inside your love."

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Belfagor from Nonantola, Italy Since: Sep, 2010
#33: Jan 10th 2012 at 10:27:15 AM

"With vespertillo, Boys boys boys..."

OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
chihuahua0 Since: Jul, 2010
#35: Jan 10th 2012 at 9:37:40 PM

For "Only Girl in the World", it's either "hot pie" or "hot bride". I hear both on the album and for live performances. Either one can work, but I bet the former.

Speaking of "Rihanna", for "You Da One", when I first heard the line "You are da One so I make sure I behave", I thought she said, "you are da one that I make sure to behead". Grim, huh?

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#36: Jan 10th 2012 at 10:28:02 PM

Love songs about the praying mantis are so rare these days.

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modernRecluse from Curled in my bed. Since: Sep, 2011
#37: Jan 12th 2012 at 8:54:07 PM

Who needs marmalade? Marmalade is for you!

From Advent: One Winged Angel

Then again, I think all Latin sounds like that.

SeizureFerret Since: Nov, 2010
#38: Jan 22nd 2012 at 7:41:43 PM

Hearing "I'm a soul man." as "I was so bad." For a more obscure example, I swear the Ominous Latin Chanting in a certain piece of music from Epic War 5 sounds like "6 foot sawdust".

djbj Since: Oct, 2010
#40: Apr 23rd 2012 at 5:57:33 PM

"Only Girl in the World" by Rihanna: "I want you to love me / like I'm a hot pie."

edited 23rd Apr '12 6:00:04 PM by djbj

Kerrah Since: Jan, 2001
#41: May 12th 2012 at 10:23:55 AM

My best attempt at transcribing this song ended up being almost solely Finnish.

[0:40] Kii~to~s! Kii~to~s!
[0:45] Aa~to~s! Ooo! Kii~to~s!
[0:52] Katto! Kiitos!
[0:54] Kiitos! Katto!
[0:56] Ulysses! Ole Ulysses! Katto!
[0:59] Kiitos! Katto!
[1:01] Ole! Ossi! Ossi! Ossi! Ossi! Ossi!
[1:05] Kuules! Kasi! Helvetica!
[1:09] Nauris! Kunnas! Helvetica!
[1:12] Nauris! Kauris! Helvetica!
[1:15] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[1:19] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[1:22] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[1:25] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[1:28] Kauris! Nauris! Helve! Tica!

[2:16] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[2:19] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[2:22] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[2:25] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[2:29] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[2:32] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[2:35] Kauris! Nauris! Helvetica!
[2:39] Kauris! Nauris! Kauris! Nauris!

Vocabulary: Kiitos = Thanks. Aatos = Thought/Idea. Katto = Roof/Ceiling. Ole = Be (in imperative). Ossi = a first name. Kuules = Hear (in impertive). Kasi = Eight. Nauris = Turnip. Kunnas = a surname. Kauris = Deer.

edited 12th May '12 10:29:16 AM by Kerrah

resetlocksley Shut up! from Alone in the dark Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Shut up!
#42: May 12th 2012 at 1:46:18 PM

I always used to hear "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride" as "Ain't nothing gonna break my spine".

Pink's song "Glitter In The Air" made a lot more sense when I realized she was saying "Have you ever fed a lover with just your hand" and not "Have you ever felt a lover with just your hand."

edited 12th May '12 1:46:29 PM by resetlocksley

Fear is a superpower.
ThatOneGuyNamedX Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#43: May 12th 2012 at 2:05:43 PM

I was walking down the street

When at the corner of my ass

I saw a pitty, little thing approaching me.

She said "I've never seen a man", who looks so well alone? Could you use a little company?

I said "You're such a sweet young thing, why you do this to Yor's self"

She looked at me, and this is what she said

"Oh."

There ain't no rest for the winter.

Money's not growin' tress.

I've got Bills (As in, the name) to pay, And got mouths to feed...

edited 12th May '12 2:06:06 PM by ThatOneGuyNamedX

DrFurball Since: Jan, 2001
#44: May 12th 2012 at 2:31:08 PM

From She Blinded Me With Science- "She turned her tender eyes to me/As deep as Danny Ocean/As sweet as an eHarmony" *

From Tom Sawyer, by Rush- "What you say about his company/Is what you say about your loyalty" *

I'll forever hear "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" as "Hit Me With Your Pet Shark".

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