Depends, is it a religious song otherwise?
I think the worst for me is "Play That Funky Music", which I have always misheard ever since I was a little kid as "Play that f*cking music, white boy!"
edited 1st Jan '12 10:21:47 AM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.A minor one, but with that same song, I never knew what that one word in that one line was, "I absolutely love [her/it] / when she smiles."
edited 1st Jan '12 10:29:44 AM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.AKA "Wrapped up like a douche"?
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.I still can't see how it can be heard at all as "revved up like a deuce."
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.I have a whole bunch of examples regarding Led Zeppelin...but then again, I've looked up the lyrics to several songs on the Internet and it seems that in some cases no one has a fucking clue what Robert Plant was yabbering on about.
In "The Safety Dance" I hear "Doin' it for the LO Ls" and "Everybody look at your pants (rather than "hands")", despite knowing better.
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~She's got a Check at to wriiite. She's got a Check at to wri-i-ite. She's got a Check at to write, and she dunk hair!
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton booksThe first time I watched 'Frannie 911', the refrain of Cool Change suddenly sounded like: "Light falls, who cares..."
edited 6th Jan '12 5:30:06 PM by Belfagor
OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICEI always thought the words to "Winter Wonderland" were: "In the meadow we can build a snowman/And pretend that he is Charlie Brown". Also, I thought the song "Smooth Operator" by Sade was "Smooth Barbados, Smooth Barbados/Across the coast L.A. to keel over, western ways/Across the north and south to keel over, love to say". The actual words are "No need to ask. He's a smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator, smooth operator. Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male. Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale".
When I was a kid I thought "Smooth Operator" was "Spook On The Radar". Not "spook" in the racist sense I was probably too young to know about, I just thought it had something to do with a ghost.
I was listening to a song called "I Hate The Unseen"
by Darkbuster the other day - basically it's a Take That! to another Boston punk band. Anyway, my mom came in and said "Yeah, I hate Beyonce too..."
edited 7th Jan '12 2:52:55 PM by MikeK

This is what I hear when I listen to CCR's "Down on the Corner"
:
Just about suppertime
Over by the courthouse
It's starting to unwind
Four kids on the corner
Trying to spring the books
Telling to the moon-out
And he blows it on the hawk
Down on the corner
Howdy in the street
There the folk boys a-playing
Bringing knitter with the fleet
Hoohaa hits the whappo
People just gotta spra
Whoopping in the what-where
And solo for a while
Folk are playing the fiddle now
Own is call of do
And Willie goes into a dance
Double's on the loose
Down on the corner
Howdy in the street
There the folk boys a-playing
Bringing knitter with the fleet
Down on the corner
Howdy in the street
There the folk boys a-playing
Bringing knitter with the fleet
You don't need a pinhead [I swear this one is correct]
Just to hang around
But if you've got a nickel
Won't you nail one it down
Polo on the corner
There's a happy good
People come from all around
To watch the magic pool
Down on the corner
Howdy in the street
There the folk boys a-playing
Bringing knitter with the fleet
Anyone got their own hilarious examples?