I want to, but Beast Boy would get jealous and try to kill me. I'd better decline. 
edited 7th May '16 1:26:39 PM by DrNoPuma
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Red Like Santa
Sure. But don't give me any cake, cause that little pink dude will kill me.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Into Oblivion
NOPE NOPE NOPEITY NOPE.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Ruby. Wants. A. Dinner Date?
YES!
Oi Rando. I'm down to clown in Chinatown, sure.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Sure, why not. It'd be nice to learn more about Irken cuisine.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
PINNACLE OF MAN
No hay, okay?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
No. Alien food is shit.
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
No, I don't eat catfood.
Now known as Cyber Controller
As long as nothing supernatural or super-idiotic happens, then sure, I'd be up for it.
The Absolute Madman
No
"We be we baby!"
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
No thanks, it would all be fish or something. And cat food.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Eh, why not.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
hiya, the name's scout.
Well, sure. I've always been a fan of that series. 
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(that was my character Cyrus, he's basically just like me, except a boy.)
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PINNACLE OF MAN
No. He seems homosexual, and looks like a character from a yiff comic to boot.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Sure. Never had mermaid before.
... Wait, would eating a mermaid be cannibalism? We ask the important questions, here on TV Tropes.
Long live the New Bev.
Flawless Victree
Well, I might take them up on that, but those eyes would probably creep me out...
"Okay, yeah, I guess Ollie fits the goofy sidekick role, but being a princess doesn't mean I spontaneously sing about everything, 'kay?"
One just might
I'll pass.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Red Like Santa
Sure. I've always wanted to try Shawarma.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Not a damn chance, triangle!
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.He might mess up the cooking, but I wouldn't want to make him feel bad... Besides, it's not like I'm any better at cooking!
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I politely decline.
Naw, because he'll just use me as a hostage.
"We be we baby!"