Arrested for being linked to terrorist acts.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Beheaded for crimes against the kingdom. DEE DEE is the worst king ever.
edited 29th Dec '11 8:30:17 AM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgArrested for carrying what seems to be a bat. Bats can be used as swinging weopons.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arested for oppresion (it's coup d'état)
That is false charge! It isn't bat, it's boken in its linen sheat. So I am free as soon as I show it.
edited 29th Dec '11 10:11:02 AM by Tenzen12
Arrested for resiting arrest.
We know your the one who ran over those farm feilds!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for being the only sane man...
...wait, who wrote these laws? Oh well, I'm the police, so I have to enforce it.
edited 30th Dec '11 12:06:20 AM by LEMadness
Words, words, words.Arrested for medical mismanagement.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Your are to be set to a show trail for political crimes against the new leader of state.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for playing with fire.
Call me a devil... it just means I'll have to use my hellish powers to get you to listen! F:36 S:0/20

Arrested for shooting first.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.