Dear Jimmy,
Dammit, boy, I gave you a laser wristwatch from the 2100's last year and you destroyed it. How can I trust you with a phone?
-Santa
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Dear Santa,
Your friend, Timothy
edited 23rd Sep '13 7:06:57 PM by AnimeBadger
No. Go home, you're stoned.
Santa Claus,
Please may I have a Kaworu action figure for christmas?
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Sorry Asuka, You just get the real Shinji to hug until you both die alone in this apolitical wasteland.
MWO HO HO!
Sanat Claus
Dear Shinji,
Would you like to come round to my place for tea sometime?
Rei.
edited 24th Sep '13 3:36:53 AM by porschelemans
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Fuck you Junko.
Santa Claus,
Everyone you know some day will die.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Dear Grounder/Winnie-The-Pooh,
With that kind of Attitude, I certainly won't be giving you your own game. And besides, you blow up my Planet (Earth), your blowing yourself up with it.
Suck it, nerd.
Love, Santa Clause.
Dear Santa,
I need a new Laptop for Christmas. My old one is broken.
Signed, Dingo Walley.
Dear Thanatos
How about some grammar lessons instead?
Dear Santa,
It appears someone very near and dear to me received a lump of coal from you last year. She was so broken up about it. Perhaps I should play you a visit and... teach you a lesson.
With love,
Iris Heart ♥
edited 24th Sep '13 9:39:56 AM by PhysicalStamina
Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.Iris Heart,
How about I give you a copy of Excel♡Saga instead?
Santa.
Santa Claus,
I would like a coconut.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Yes.
I'm eating it.
Santa Claus.
Santa,
tired?
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.Dear Terlwyth,
Not until the holiday season begins.
Love,
Santa Claus
Dear Santa,
IT'S UPON DEM PROGRAM
Love,
Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.Dear Sally,
I'll bring you an old plushies of Miles "Tails" Prower. It's old, nearly ripped to shreds and unwanted, but you're a child; I'm sure it won't matter to you.
Dear Santa,
I'm probably really stretching it here, but no one in this weird town believes that I can't remember anything? Can you please try to make them remember?
Signed,
"Steve"
Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.

Dear Canada,
Top tip. Invade the US.
Santa Claus
Dear Midwinter Gift Bringer
I am dead. Do not bring me gifts. Give my ward the gifts instead.
Mr. E
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.