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porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#201: Sep 1st 2013 at 6:05:54 PM

Dear Canada,

Top tip. Invade the US.

Santa Claus


Dear Midwinter Gift Bringer

I am dead. Do not bring me gifts. Give my ward the gifts instead.

Mr. E

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#202: Sep 1st 2013 at 6:09:52 PM

Why? Not like they have any!

Dear Mr. E,

Then how are you sending this to me?

NICE TRY, MYSTERY INC.


Dear Santa,

This is a stickup, put your hands in the air and drop the presents!!

Beagle Boys

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#203: Sep 2nd 2013 at 12:06:56 PM

Beagle Boys,

This is antimatter. You have been annihilated.

Santa Claus.


Santa,

Please may I have a working mobile telephone from 1991?

Jimmy.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
AnimeBadger Since: Jul, 2012
#204: Sep 23rd 2013 at 7:06:40 PM

Dear Jimmy,

Dammit, boy, I gave you a laser wristwatch from the 2100's last year and you destroyed it. How can I trust you with a phone?

-Santa

Dear Santa,

Do you wanna get high wit me?

Your friend, Timothy

edited 23rd Sep '13 7:06:57 PM by AnimeBadger

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#205: Sep 24th 2013 at 2:29:59 AM

No. Go home, you're stoned.


Santa Claus,

Please may I have a Kaworu action figure for christmas?

Spider Man.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#206: Sep 24th 2013 at 2:49:34 AM

You may not. You instead get the real Kaworu, running after you with a knife.

...

Dear Santa,

May I have a Shinji Plushie to hug forever?

Yours, Asuka.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#207: Sep 24th 2013 at 3:35:53 AM

Sorry Asuka, You just get the real Shinji to hug until you both die alone in this apolitical wasteland.

MWO HO HO!

Sanat Claus


Dear Shinji,

Would you like to come round to my place for tea sometime?

Rei.

edited 24th Sep '13 3:36:53 AM by porschelemans

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#208: Sep 24th 2013 at 4:39:58 AM

Dear Rei,

You only get the corpse of Shinji, which seems to mumble about the 'Red Beast' now and then.

Yours, Santa.

...

Dear Santa,

I wish my son could be braver.

Yours, Gendo.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#209: Sep 24th 2013 at 5:03:06 AM

Granted, he kicks your ass as a result.


Dear Santa,

You are aware that this is the wrong thread for that?

Gendo.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#210: Sep 24th 2013 at 6:56:34 AM

Gendo,

@#$%! the police.

Santa


Dear Santa Claus,

I WANT DESPAIR FOR CHRISTMAS, GIMME!

Junko

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#211: Sep 24th 2013 at 7:50:42 AM

Fuck you Junko.


Santa Claus,

Everyone you know some day will die.

The Flaming Lips

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#212: Sep 24th 2013 at 8:07:23 AM

Dear Whovever-the-heck-sent-this-i-can't-keep-you-all-straight-you-change-so-much,

Oh My Gawd!!!


Santa,

I want my own game, and if you don't give me it, I'm gonna BLOW YOUR PLANET UP!

Asagi Kurosugi :)

DingoWalley Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist Since: May, 2012
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
#213: Sep 24th 2013 at 8:34:15 AM

Dear Grounder/Winnie-The-Pooh,

With that kind of Attitude, I certainly won't be giving you your own game. And besides, you blow up my Planet (Earth), your blowing yourself up with it.

Suck it, nerd.

Love, Santa Clause.


Dear Santa,

I need a new Laptop for Christmas. My old one is broken.

Signed, Dingo Walley.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#214: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:02:25 AM

Dear Dingo Walley

You get a new laptop. Only it's one you can only play awful knock-off games on.

Yours, Santa.

...

Dear Santa

I want an outfit I can surprise Shinji with. Maybe a new dress?

Yours, Asuka.

edited 24th Sep '13 9:03:04 AM by RatherRandomRachel

"Did you expect somebody else?"
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#215: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:05:50 AM

Sure thing, Asuka.


Dear Asuka,

If you're German, then what's with the name?

Santa.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#216: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:26:14 AM

...oh, dear. I must've sent this letter to myself by mistake.


Dear Santa,

...I got nothing.

Signed,

Physical Stamina

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#217: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:32:49 AM

Oh well. Have fifty thousand dollars then, son. I need to dispose of this...

Santa.


Dear Satan,

I will sell you my soul for 10 billion euros.

John Smith.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
TheStoneDog78 Princess Warlock from from deep space Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Princess Warlock
#218: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:37:44 AM

i will give you. your not wroth much.


Dear Santa

I would like death to me mine.

thanos.

They can't for the life of them understand why nobody liked being ruled by a group of manic depressive demigods - 4chan
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#219: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:39:30 AM

Dear Thanatos

How about some grammar lessons instead?


Dear Santa,

It appears someone very near and dear to me received a lump of coal from you last year. She was so broken up about it. Perhaps I should play you a visit and... teach you a lesson.

With love,

Iris Heart ♥

edited 24th Sep '13 9:39:56 AM by PhysicalStamina

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#220: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:43:27 AM

Iris Heart,

How about I give you a copy of Excel♡Saga instead?

Santa.


Santa Claus,

I would like a coconut.

Patrick Star

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#221: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:43:48 AM

Partick,

No.

Santa


Dear Plutia,

You set foot on the North Pole and you'll go the way of your namesake.

Santa


Dear Santa,

Do you have fried chicken?

Midna

edited 24th Sep '13 9:44:16 AM by Grounder

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#222: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:54:21 AM

Yes.

I'm eating it.

Santa Claus.


Santa,

tired?

terlwyth

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#223: Sep 24th 2013 at 9:56:11 AM

Dear Terlwyth,

Not until the holiday season begins.

Love,

Santa Claus


Dear Santa,

IT'S UPON DEM PROGRAM

Love,

Knife Party

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
UnicornsRock Since: Sep, 2013
#224: Sep 24th 2013 at 4:20:11 PM

Dear Knife Party

What are you even talking about.

Santa Claus.

Dear Santa, I want a cute dolly for Christmas! ~Sally.

edited 24th Sep '13 4:21:21 PM by UnicornsRock

PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#225: Sep 24th 2013 at 4:27:53 PM

Dear Sally,

I'll bring you an old plushies of Miles "Tails" Prower. It's old, nearly ripped to shreds and unwanted, but you're a child; I'm sure it won't matter to you.


Dear Santa,

I'm probably really stretching it here, but no one in this weird town believes that I can't remember anything? Can you please try to make them remember?

Signed,

"Steve"

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.

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