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porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#176: Aug 31st 2013 at 6:23:45 AM

Dear Link,

I am afraid that for human rights reasons I cannot give people as presents. Sorry.

Saint Nicholas.


Santa Claus,

This christmas, all that I really, really want is a Wii U (complete with controllers, cables, and other necessary accesories), Pikmin 3, and Sonic Lost World for the Wii U. Thank you.

Nicholas Pagenaud.

edited 31st Aug '13 6:24:17 AM by porschelemans

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#177: Aug 31st 2013 at 9:13:01 AM

Dear Console Dork,

Haha, you actually LIKE that crap? Go get a PC n00b.

~Santa


Dear Santa,

I want to feel your hot breath down my neck.

I want to feel your candy cane inside me.

I want to bite into that delicious tub of jelly you have.

Call me for a good time: 430-567-8839

xoxoxoxoxo,

Jeffrey

War is God.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#178: Aug 31st 2013 at 11:36:33 AM

Jeffery,

Well, I can't do anything about you feeling my hot breath, but I can give you some sweets if you really want them this christmas!

Saint Nick


Dear Father Christmas,

Please may I have a new set of guitar strings this christmas?

Alexandra Capable

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Hitman THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM from CHAMBER OF SECRETS Since: Jun, 2013
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
#179: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:24:58 AM

Dear Dog Avatar Troper...

I hav suffed from retarded-ness, and i axe-sent-dently gav u a brain frum mi. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-(dies)

.....


Dear Santa

I want Dawn from Total Drama to be my sex slave for Christmas. I LOVE YOU SANTA. BUT I AM EVIL.

FROM JOHNNY HANIMAL

MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#180: Sep 1st 2013 at 11:55:58 AM

Dear Johnny,

I've noticed. A lump of coal it is for christmas, then.

Saint Nicholas.


Dear Santa Claus,

Please may I have a fully functional, taxed, and insured 2011 Saab 9-5 for Christmas?

FATHER.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#181: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:21:09 PM

[up][up]wut

Dear Guy Who Thinks He's My Dad,

Haha, nice try pal. My dad wouldn't ever own one of those to begin with. He still has a Ford Model T back from the old days. Go bother someone else with your libel.

~Santa


Dear Kris Kringle,

Hey, I doubt this is legal, but I'd REALLY REALLY like one of them modern recoilless rocket launchers. Even over here, I doubt it's legal, but since you're Santa, you could probably breach federal law!

With Love and anticipation,

Cledus

War is God.
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#182: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:25:14 PM

Dear Cledus,

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Love, Santa


Dear Santa,

Can you please get the internet to stop hating me?

Regards, Scrappy Doo

edited 1st Sep '13 3:27:05 PM by Grounder

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#183: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:27:01 PM

Dear Scrappy Doo,

No, fuck off, you piece of shit.

Sincerely,

Santa Claus


Dear Santa,

Can you give me some Jaegars?

With love,

Shinji Ikari

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#184: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:29:11 PM

Get in the damn Eva Shinji.

Father Christmas


Dear Santa Claus,

There seems to be some kind of misunderstanding, I am not your father, I am FATHER.

FATHER.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#185: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:29:17 PM

Dear Father,

what

Love,

Santa Claus


Dear Santa,

Can you please get the internet to stop hating me?

Signed,

Dubstep

edited 1st Sep '13 3:29:50 PM by PhysicalStamina

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#186: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:30:42 PM

Dear Dubstep,

Don't worry. I love you.

Sincerely,

Santa Claus


Dear Santa,

Can I be real?

Cordially,

Juillegar

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#187: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:33:57 PM

Dear Juillegar

No

Santa~


Dear Santa Clause

GIVE ME THE KRUSTY KRAB SECRET FORMULA

Your fan, Plankton

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#188: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:34:49 PM

[up][up]Dear whiny assmunch,

First of all, you're underage. Second of all, I don't like you.

So no.

~Santa


Dear Plankton,

Sure. I'll give you that and a free cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE. You live under the goddamn ocean and you're a microscopic organism. Why do you care about a secret formula you moron?

Get a life.

~Santa


Dear Santa,

If you're real, why the fuck do you live at one of the coldest places on Earth? Not to mention that there's no available resources, no sustainable food sources, no easily-accessible water sources, and extremely long, freezing nights. You telling me that some fat dude and his pointy-eared slaves can manage that on their own? Stop lying.

Albert

edited 1st Sep '13 3:36:17 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#189: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:35:31 PM

Dear Julie,

You have as much of a chance of that happening as I do fitting into a bikini.

Love, Santa


Dear Santa,

Can you teach me how to doogie?

Fred

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#190: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:39:17 PM

Dear Fred,

Watch the video, moron.

Sincerely,

Santa


Dear Santa,

Are you a virgin?

An interested friend,

Big McLargehuge

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#191: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:47:36 PM

Dear Dick NeedleGirth,

Sorry pal, your porno name doesn't fool me. Andy Dick probably has a bigger dick than you. Why don't you bring over one of your more well endowed friends?

~Santa


Dear Santa,

If you're real, why the fuck do you live at one of the coldest places on Earth? Not to mention that there's no available resources, no sustainable food sources, no easily-accessible water sources, and extremely long, freezing nights. You telling me that some fat dude and his pointy-eared slaves can manage that on their own? Stop lying.

Albert

edited 1st Sep '13 3:48:25 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#192: Sep 1st 2013 at 3:49:36 PM

Dear Albert,

Stop being such a pedantic bitch, or I'll take you for a tour of our meat locker.

Sincerely,

Santa,


Dear Santa,

Are you mai waifu?

With love,

Yui Ikari

Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#193: Sep 1st 2013 at 4:02:54 PM

Dear Yui,

Well, the missus IS getting old...

Happily yours,

Santa OXOXOXOXOXO


Dear Santa,

I Want My Jetpack.

Sincerely,

Leeroy Jetson

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#194: Sep 1st 2013 at 4:51:00 PM

Leeroy,

Santa hasn't finished developing those just yet, wait another couple of decades.

Santa Claus.


Father Christmas,

You know you recently sent a flirtatious letter to a 200 foot tall robot, right?

Ikari Gendo.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
AnimeBadger Since: Jul, 2012
#195: Sep 1st 2013 at 5:25:31 PM

Dear Ikari,

Fuck you, I do what I want.

Love, Santa.

—-

Deer Stana,

y u no make me sanwich?

- tim

edited 10th Sep '13 6:20:54 PM by AnimeBadger

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#196: Sep 1st 2013 at 5:30:33 PM

Dear tim,

I was hungry, deal with it.

Sincerely, Santa


Dear Santa,

i dn't leik u, die lolololol

from,. pumpnta claus

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#197: Sep 1st 2013 at 5:42:19 PM

NO LONGER AT THIS ADDRESS. RETURN TO SENDER.


Dear Saint Nick,

Please may I receive a cool pair of sunglasses this Christmas?

Dario Franchitti

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#198: Sep 1st 2013 at 5:45:26 PM

Dear P.C.,

Are you high?

~Santa


Dear Santa,

Hey! Uh, the kids on Mars are bored again. They want a Ninetendo or something. Mind sending some over?

Droppo

Dangit, ninja'd again!

edited 1st Sep '13 5:46:13 PM by Grounder

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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#199: Sep 1st 2013 at 6:00:05 PM

Dear Dario,

Sure.

Santa Claus.


Father Christmas,

Please may I have a samurai to teach my ninjas.

NASA

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#200: Sep 1st 2013 at 6:03:59 PM

Dear NASA,

If you put all your little allowances together, I'm sure you won't need my help.

Love, Santa


Dear Santa,

We want more money.

Canada


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