Dear Vile:
I denied Guybrush a shrunken head: what makes you think I'll give you his charred remains? I'm not even giving you any coal, because that would technically mean you got what you wanted.
You do get an iPhone 4 though.
With Hate,
Santa
Dear Santa:
I want to see those Tropers crushed at my feet!
Sincerely, Fussenpepper
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Sorry Fussenpepper
The Tropers are too good to be destroyed by you.
But, here, have a Taco voodoo doll.
Santa.
Dear Santa
Can you make the ethnic Super Friends appear in a Teen Titans Go! episode?
Just A Normal Girl (Not A Goddess)
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonDear Desu-San
You're being a stereotypical otaku
So I'll get you some Western Animation stuff instead
From: Santa
Dear Santa,
I wish I could go to a Backyardigans live show
So that I could meet...
Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin in person.
So please get me those tickets
From: Alivia
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 5th 2019 at 6:06:25 AM
I can't think of a good signature.Dear Dementor,
We've been over this. The answer is still no.
Dear Santa,
Don't believe we've ever met in person. Name's Dinah. I was wondering if the fact that I took down a building by screaming at it automatically excludes me from the "nice" list? Nobody died, unfortunately.
Sincerely,
Black Siren.
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Dear Satan,
Just because our names sound similar doesn't mean you can keep writing these letters. Cut it out!
-Santa
Dear Dinah,
Uh, that would depend on whether or not you did it intentionally. I'll have to check my list again...
-Santa
Dear Santa,
Can you put Shrek in Smash Bros Ultimate?
-Shrekfan1337
Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 5th 2019 at 5:01:31 AM
Very good kittyDear Tempo...
Yes. That would be...Unpleasant.
Dear Santa...
All I want for Christmas is to be able to go into the world of Sword Art Online.
Why, yes, I am aware of everything that goes on in it. No, I don't give a flying fuck.
From: Han
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.Dear Future Me,
Your advice is duly noted, but I'm afraid it was unclear which milk and cookies you were referring to. As a consequence of your lacking specificity, I have had to abstain from ALL milk and cookies, resorting to only mince pies and ginger beer.
- Santa.
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend.
Please, I'm so lonely :(.
- Jimmy
Dear Nancy,
He always was, deary. He always was.
Dear Santa,
May you please make sure the Kingdom Hearts 3 DLC comes out great, so my friend doesn't have an aneurysm by the end of next month.
Sincerely, Aodh
Dear Aoth
I spoke with the Square Enix developers and said they will be on the naughty list if the DLC isn't excellent.
Dear Santa
Even that your existence defies logic and is just a human creation.I wish that A2 and 9S do not kill each other.
from Pod 042.
Starting my new year meta of having a gallery with all One Piece characters.Dear Jimmy,
I thought you already had a spellcheck!
This time, i will give you an actual working brain.
From, Santa
Dear Santa,
I wish i had a Big Iron on my hip, that would be nice.
From, Wester
You're probably wondering why I'm still here.Dear Pusheen,
Sorry for the lack of pizza, Santa
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Dear Santa:
Sincerely, The Colonel
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Dear Colonel,
Also, here's a one-year subscription to Norton Antivirus. Don't go sticking your codex into odd places anymore.
Merry Christmas,
Santa
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Dear Santa,
This Christmas I wish to have the holy grail of all delicacies: a carton of Mc Donalds french fries all to myself.
I've been especially good this year; I haven't attacked a single Mc Donalds customer, I've bathed every single day in parking lot puddles to make myself shiny, and I've only pooped on six people's heads for this entire year. (They all deserved it.)
Sincerely, A gross oily pigeon
Edited by moonflower2 on Dec 11th 2019 at 2:34:54 PM


Dear Egbert,
Are your friends reindeers? But... sure, I'll come.
Santa.
Dear Santa,
May I have the charred remain of X as my Christmas gift?
Vile (VAVA)