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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#476: Nov 7th 2018 at 11:33:04 PM

Dear Egbert,

Are your friends reindeers? But... sure, I'll come.

Santa.


Dear Santa,

May I have the charred remain of X as my Christmas gift?

Vile (VAVA)

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#477: Nov 10th 2018 at 1:39:56 PM

Dear Vile:

I denied Guybrush a shrunken head: what makes you think I'll give you his charred remains? I'm not even giving you any coal, because that would technically mean you got what you wanted.

You do get an iPhone 4 though.

With Hate,

Santa


Dear Santa:

I want to see those Tropers crushed at my feet!

Sincerely, Fussenpepper

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#478: Aug 4th 2019 at 10:09:24 PM

bump?

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#479: Aug 4th 2019 at 10:15:11 PM

Sorry Fussenpepper

The Tropers are too good to be destroyed by you.

But, here, have a Taco voodoo doll.

Santa.

Dear Santa

Can you make the ethnic Super Friends appear in a Teen Titans Go! episode?

Just A Normal Girl (Not A Goddess)

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#480: Aug 4th 2019 at 11:12:49 PM

Dear Goddess:

I hate TTG with the fury of 1,000 suns you little crap.

With hate,

Santa Claus

Dear Sanata Clausu~

I would love to get some anime discs for Christmas, desu! Make sure it’s good anime, sugoi sugoi! (Nosebleed)

From:

Desu-San

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#481: Aug 5th 2019 at 5:58:59 AM

Dear Desu-San

You're being a stereotypical otaku

So I'll get you some Western Animation stuff instead

From: Santa

Dear Santa,

I wish I could go to a Backyardigans live show

So that I could meet...

Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin in person.

So please get me those tickets

From: Alivia

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 5th 2019 at 6:06:25 AM

I can't think of a good signature.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#482: Aug 5th 2019 at 7:46:26 AM

To: Aliva

It's just animations, so I'm not giving to the tickets. I am, however, giving you a tour of North Korea instead. Fair trade?

From: Santa

To: Santa

Please stop having 4 LEAN ON ME!

From: X

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#483: Aug 5th 2019 at 7:54:57 AM

Dear X

I’ll give you that in exchange for some of that pot you’re smoking. Sounds good.

(giggles), Santa Claus

Dear Santa

All I want for Christmas is    YOUR SOUL.   

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Spottedleaf Fit check for my napalm era! (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Fit check for my napalm era!
#484: Aug 5th 2019 at 1:31:02 PM

Dear Dementor,

We've been over this. The answer is still no.


Dear Santa,

Don't believe we've ever met in person. Name's Dinah. I was wondering if the fact that I took down a building by screaming at it automatically excludes me from the "nice" list? Nobody died, unfortunately.

Sincerely,

Black Siren.

>^owo^<
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#485: Aug 5th 2019 at 1:51:02 PM

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Dear Satan,

Just because our names sound similar doesn't mean you can keep writing these letters. Cut it out!

-Santa


[up]

Dear Dinah,

Uh, that would depend on whether or not you did it intentionally. I'll have to check my list again...

-Santa


Dear Santa,

Can you put Shrek in Smash Bros Ultimate?

-Shrekfan1337

Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 5th 2019 at 5:01:31 AM

Very good kitty
Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#486: Aug 5th 2019 at 3:24:37 PM

Dear Shrekfan1337

Ask Nintendo instead. Either way, you'll probably be turned down.

- Santa

PS: get noob


https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tempo_9.png

Dear Santa

Can you give me a shock collar? You know, for myself? So I don't kill anyone when I uncontrollably turn into a Zoroark?

- Tempo

Edited by Routeferret on Aug 5th 2019 at 11:27:06 AM

hanwen1234 i lived bitch Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
i lived bitch
#487: Aug 5th 2019 at 6:38:39 PM

Dear Tempo...

Yes. That would be...Unpleasant.

Dear Santa...

All I want for Christmas is to be able to go into the world of Sword Art Online.

Why, yes, I am aware of everything that goes on in it. No, I don't give a flying fuck.

From: Han

If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#488: Aug 5th 2019 at 8:26:06 PM

Dear Han:

Why do you want to go into such a crappy anime? At least waste your wish to Santa on the world of One Piece or something!

P.S: You’re no Han Solo.

With weeb frustration, Santa Claus

Dear Santa:

Give me the- burger.

Hungry Pumpkin

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
VXXXN AKMU from page 283/YG Family Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
AKMU
#489: Aug 5th 2019 at 8:30:28 PM

Dear Hungry Pumpkin

There!

You don't want that? sigh


Dear Santa

What ah want for Christmas is for Rarity to admit she's in love with me so we can finally take our relationship to the next level please.

From: Applejack

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#490: Aug 5th 2019 at 8:36:28 PM

Dear random brony:

Ponies aren’t real. But I am.

Down with bronies, Santa Claus

dear santa

do not eat the cookies

DO NOT DRINK THAT MILK

(illegible blood scrawlings)

DO IT FOR RUDOLPH

sincerely, you from the future

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#491: Dec 8th 2019 at 12:13:31 PM

(Bump for the holidays)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Featherbreeze_03 Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
#492: Dec 8th 2019 at 12:52:34 PM

Dear Future Me,

Your advice is duly noted, but I'm afraid it was unclear which milk and cookies you were referring to. As a consequence of your lacking specificity, I have had to abstain from ALL milk and cookies, resorting to only mince pies and ginger beer.

- Santa.


Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend.

Please, I'm so lonely :(.

- Jimmy

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#493: Dec 8th 2019 at 1:02:06 PM

Dear Jimmy,

That's kinda creepy.

Dear Santa,

Can you put Trump on the naughty list?

—Nancy

KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
#494: Dec 8th 2019 at 5:20:14 PM

Dear Nancy,

He always was, deary. He always was.


Dear Santa,

May you please make sure the Kingdom Hearts 3 DLC comes out great, so my friend doesn't have an aneurysm by the end of next month.

Sincerely, Aodh

The0dragon OP #17: Strange furry. from Your imagination Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Waiting for you *wink*
OP #17: Strange furry.
#495: Dec 8th 2019 at 5:40:09 PM

Dear Aoth

I spoke with the Square Enix developers and said they will be on the naughty list if the DLC isn't excellent.


Dear Santa

Even that your existence defies logic and is just a human creation.I wish that A2 and 9S do not kill each other.

from Pod 042.

Starting my new year meta of having a gallery with all One Piece characters.
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#496: Dec 8th 2019 at 7:07:10 PM

Dear whoever the hell:

Who even are you talking about? Literally all that I see are numbers. I don't care if it's hip with the kids, write your letters in an actual language.


dear statna

i wnant a bazoka

happy chrimstus, timmy

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Just some guy
#497: Dec 8th 2019 at 9:39:44 PM

Dear Jimmy,

I thought you already had a spellcheck!

This time, i will give you an actual working brain.

From, Santa


https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ksa_wester_artwork.png

Dear Santa,

I wish i had a Big Iron on my hip, that would be nice.

From, Wester

You're probably wondering why I'm still here.
JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#498: Dec 11th 2019 at 12:01:45 AM

Dear Wester.

Sorry, can’t get weapons to minors and you are like ... 10?

From, Santa.


Dear Santa

Can I get pizza?

From

Pusheen the cat

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#499: Dec 11th 2019 at 9:12:03 PM

Dear Pusheen,

No. The pizza is aggressive.

Sorry for the lack of pizza, Santa

————————————

Dear Santa:

I need scissors 61

Sincerely, The Colonel

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
moonflower2 Flap, peck, coo, squawk. from underneath the picnic table at your local park. Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Flap, peck, coo, squawk.
#500: Dec 11th 2019 at 10:56:05 PM

Dear Colonel,

An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it is a good idea to wear gloves.

Also, here's a one-year subscription to Norton Antivirus. Don't go sticking your codex into odd places anymore.

Merry Christmas,

Santa

________

Dear Santa,

This Christmas I wish to have the holy grail of all delicacies: a carton of Mc Donalds french fries all to myself.

I've been especially good this year; I haven't attacked a single Mc Donalds customer, I've bathed every single day in parking lot puddles to make myself shiny, and I've only pooped on six people's heads for this entire year. (They all deserved it.)

Sincerely, A gross oily pigeon

Edited by moonflower2 on Dec 11th 2019 at 2:34:54 PM


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